CaptainWacky
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"What is this new devilry?" asked Boromir.
"A Balrog of Moria!" said Gandalf. They ran across the bridge. Gandalf turned to face the Balrog.
"You cannot pass!" he said.
"Fuck you," said the Balrog. It instantly lashed out with its deadly whip, stabbing Gandalf through the heart.
"NOOOOO!" said Frodo, as Gandalf fell to the ground.
"Fly, you foooooools," he spat out with his last breath, gurgling blood. Frodo tried to run to help, but Aragorn roughly threw him back.
"Protect the halfling," he sneered. "There's man's work needs doing." He ran across the bridging, dodging arrows as he went. The Balrog whipped at him, but Aragorn jumped to the side to avoid it...and found himself falling to his death as he was still on the bridge and jumping to the side meant jumping into the chasm.
An arrow hit Pippin in the back of the neck. He died instantly, as Frodo watched terrified. Sam went next, an arrow striking him between the ribs. He died in Frodo's arms.
Legolas furiously fired arrows at every orc he could see, taking many out. But this distracted him from the Balrog's approach and, before he knew it, the whip was around his neck.
"No, not the elf, only I get to kill him!" screamed Gimil. In a show of immense bravey, he jumped at the whip with his axe, attempting to cut it in two. But the whip was mystical and striking it merely set Gimli on fire. He plummeted down the chasm, burning as he fell. Legolas's neck was snapped by the whip and he dropped down after his friend.
Boromir attempted to use Merry as a hobbitshiled and escape, but Merry's little body was so full of arrows that Boromor had to cast him aside. The arrows hit him all over his body.
"I'LL JOIN YOU!" he shouted. "I'LL FIGHT FOR SAURON!"
"You'll die for nothing," corrected a War Orc before it decapitated him.
This left Frodo. The Balrog loomed over him.
"THE RING," it instructed.
"You want this?" said Frodo, holding it up, the blood of his friends soaking him. "You FEAR this!"
"GIVE IT TO ME", said the Balrog.
"CATCH!" said Frodo. And he put the the ring on and dived over the side of the chasm.
At least in death he'd protect the ring, he thought. But then he felt the Balrog's whip around him.
"NO!" he said, as it squeezed him to death. He tried to take the ring off and let it fall. But then he lost consciousness...
With the One Ring, the Balrog created a kingdom of fear and murder in Moria, luring thousands of dwarfs there with dreams of gold then consuming them for its own amusement. Elf armies tried to kill the Balrog but perished in its fired. Even Saruman himself came, seeking the ring, and was boiled alive. No one dared visit Moria after that. The Balrog slept eventually, still wearing the ring, knowing that one day it would wake again...and burn the world.
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yeah i know you can change repeat rate and refresh ratio or wathever but sometims it seems to change by itselfna di have to go back and reset it to get it nromal but pemaybe i'm just imaging this i don't know
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"A Balrog of Moria!" said Gandalf. They ran across the bridge. Gandalf turned to face the Balrog.
"You cannot pass!" he said.
"Fuck you," said the Balrog. It instantly lashed out with its deadly whip, stabbing Gandalf through the heart.
"NOOOOO!" said Frodo, as Gandalf fell to the ground.
"Fly, you foooooools," he spat out with his last breath, gurgling blood. Frodo tried to run to help, but Aragorn roughly threw him back.
"Protect the halfling," he sneered. "There's man's work needs doing." He ran across the bridging, dodging arrows as he went. The Balrog whipped at him, but Aragorn jumped to the side to avoid it...and found himself falling to his death as he was still on the bridge and jumping to the side meant jumping into the chasm.
An arrow hit Pippin in the back of the neck. He died instantly, as Frodo watched terrified. Sam went next, an arrow striking him between the ribs. He died in Frodo's arms.
Legolas furiously fired arrows at every orc he could see, taking many out. But this distracted him from the Balrog's approach and, before he knew it, the whip was around his neck.
"No, not the elf, only I get to kill him!" screamed Gimil. In a show of immense bravey, he jumped at the whip with his axe, attempting to cut it in two. But the whip was mystical and striking it merely set Gimli on fire. He plummeted down the chasm, burning as he fell. Legolas's neck was snapped by the whip and he dropped down after his friend.
Boromir attempted to use Merry as a hobbitshiled and escape, but Merry's little body was so full of arrows that Boromor had to cast him aside. The arrows hit him all over his body.
"I'LL JOIN YOU!" he shouted. "I'LL FIGHT FOR SAURON!"
"You'll die for nothing," corrected a War Orc before it decapitated him.
This left Frodo. The Balrog loomed over him.
"THE RING," it instructed.
"You want this?" said Frodo, holding it up, the blood of his friends soaking him. "You FEAR this!"
"GIVE IT TO ME", said the Balrog.
"CATCH!" said Frodo. And he put the the ring on and dived over the side of the chasm.
At least in death he'd protect the ring, he thought. But then he felt the Balrog's whip around him.
"NO!" he said, as it squeezed him to death. He tried to take the ring off and let it fall. But then he lost consciousness...
With the One Ring, the Balrog created a kingdom of fear and murder in Moria, luring thousands of dwarfs there with dreams of gold then consuming them for its own amusement. Elf armies tried to kill the Balrog but perished in its fired. Even Saruman himself came, seeking the ring, and was boiled alive. No one dared visit Moria after that. The Balrog slept eventually, still wearing the ring, knowing that one day it would wake again...and burn the world.
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yeah i know you can change repeat rate and refresh ratio or wathever but sometims it seems to change by itselfna di have to go back and reset it to get it nromal but pemaybe i'm just imaging this i don't know
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
g
ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
t
ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ggggggggggggggggggggggggg
some keys definitely seem faster than others
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