CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I don't like anything.
I say this a lot.
Because I want people to believe it.
So that they don't have expectations.
The expectation that I'll like something they love.
But it's hard.
Because I do talk about things.
And I do "like" them.
I still think I'm liking them differently from you.
And maybe just stealing opinions from other people and passing off the ones that fit in my head.
But yes.
I'm interested in some things.
Put it that way.
Obsessively sometimes.
So the whole "I don't like anything" thign gets forgotten.
Even though I keep saying it.
You just think I'm joking.
But really.
I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING.
Not properly.
Somet things don't appeal to me on any level.
Like most sports.s
BUT NOT JUST THE WAY SOMEONE MIGHT NOT LIKE SPORTS NORMALY.
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Words
fucking words
not human
I'm not a human.
I don't have feeligns.
(I do of course but again it's easier to say that.)
like
it's just my brain is differnet
I mean
i can't talk to people and stuff
at all
look at the top tens
LOOK AT THEM
that's a trip inside my mind
why would something like that exist?
you might possibly think it's not that weird (but really you should think it's very weird)
but ask yourself
would you EVER do that?
the Wacky Hot One HundreD?
would you ever even think of doing that?
no.
no one here would.
ever.
Admit it.
so remember that.
as a starting point.
I don't like things.
Cars.
why does anyone car about cars?
but forget that.
like even though I watch a lot of tv and stuff.
that doesn't mean I'll like something even if it's good.
like The Wire.
I'm never going to watch the the Wire.
sorry.
but it's not that I think these things are bad.
they just don't fit in my brain.
that's it.
okay.
REMMEBER THAT.
so like.
i'ts hard for me to like thing.s
I need context.
I need to know other people like them and it's acceptable.
I mean I might like something (or be interested in it) without knowing that.
But I won't admit it!
so yeah.
even if something's really great TO YOu.
I might not like it.
Not becasue i'ts bad.
but beacsue o fmyh brain.
and maybe I could like it if I'd come at it the right wya.
but don't try to force me.
and don't tell me ti'ts better than the things I do like.
because if I've managed ot like something then it's quite a big thing for me.
so let me have it.
okay.
(I don't know who know who I'm talking to.)
so anyway.
yeah.
just beause omsething's good.
if you tell me about it.
I might not care.
or I'll want to like it to PLEASE YOU
but you ca'nt change my brain.
oh and even when I do like things my brain is conatly try to find a way to dislike them rmemeber that that is in fact the secret as to why the wacky hot one hundred came into existinece it's a measuremeant of what i like of what fits best in my brain that's why i find it intersting okay.
but that's not really rellevent.
just...i odn't like anything.
rmember that.
like.
if you like something.
i might not understna.d
think of it that wya.
that my fucking feeble brain doens't get it.
tha't porblayg the best wya.
even if it's not accurate.
i just have problems.
my body hurts from worrying about things.
so have a bit of consdieration...
i'm not cool.
i'm really realy not.
I didn't have th same experiences as you and everyone else.
I just struggle around and sometimes stumble on things tha tfit.
okay.
PLEASER RMEMBER THAT.
whoever you are.
actually
it's me.
I'm talking to msyelf.
that's the shocking twist.
do you like it.
I don't relayg..
ijust words.
I don't like antyhing.
I say this a lot.
Because I want people to believe it.
So that they don't have expectations.
The expectation that I'll like something they love.
But it's hard.
Because I do talk about things.
And I do "like" them.
I still think I'm liking them differently from you.
And maybe just stealing opinions from other people and passing off the ones that fit in my head.
But yes.
I'm interested in some things.
Put it that way.
Obsessively sometimes.
So the whole "I don't like anything" thign gets forgotten.
Even though I keep saying it.
You just think I'm joking.
But really.
I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING.
Not properly.
Somet things don't appeal to me on any level.
Like most sports.s
BUT NOT JUST THE WAY SOMEONE MIGHT NOT LIKE SPORTS NORMALY.
HFDAHGLAh
[idsognifsgn
[b
gnfs
inio
[gjso0[i mh o0[i t
h
hf
gh
hf
gj
s
Words
fucking words
not human
I'm not a human.
I don't have feeligns.
(I do of course but again it's easier to say that.)
like
it's just my brain is differnet
I mean
i can't talk to people and stuff
at all
look at the top tens
LOOK AT THEM
that's a trip inside my mind
why would something like that exist?
you might possibly think it's not that weird (but really you should think it's very weird)
but ask yourself
would you EVER do that?
the Wacky Hot One HundreD?
would you ever even think of doing that?
no.
no one here would.
ever.
Admit it.
so remember that.
as a starting point.
I don't like things.
Cars.
why does anyone car about cars?
but forget that.
like even though I watch a lot of tv and stuff.
that doesn't mean I'll like something even if it's good.
like The Wire.
I'm never going to watch the the Wire.
sorry.
but it's not that I think these things are bad.
they just don't fit in my brain.
that's it.
okay.
REMMEBER THAT.
so like.
i'ts hard for me to like thing.s
I need context.
I need to know other people like them and it's acceptable.
I mean I might like something (or be interested in it) without knowing that.
But I won't admit it!
so yeah.
even if something's really great TO YOu.
I might not like it.
Not becasue i'ts bad.
but beacsue o fmyh brain.
and maybe I could like it if I'd come at it the right wya.
but don't try to force me.
and don't tell me ti'ts better than the things I do like.
because if I've managed ot like something then it's quite a big thing for me.
so let me have it.
okay.
(I don't know who know who I'm talking to.)
so anyway.
yeah.
just beause omsething's good.
if you tell me about it.
I might not care.
or I'll want to like it to PLEASE YOU
but you ca'nt change my brain.
oh and even when I do like things my brain is conatly try to find a way to dislike them rmemeber that that is in fact the secret as to why the wacky hot one hundred came into existinece it's a measuremeant of what i like of what fits best in my brain that's why i find it intersting okay.
but that's not really rellevent.
just...i odn't like anything.
rmember that.
like.
if you like something.
i might not understna.d
think of it that wya.
that my fucking feeble brain doens't get it.
tha't porblayg the best wya.
even if it's not accurate.
i just have problems.
my body hurts from worrying about things.
so have a bit of consdieration...
i'm not cool.
i'm really realy not.
I didn't have th same experiences as you and everyone else.
I just struggle around and sometimes stumble on things tha tfit.
okay.
PLEASER RMEMBER THAT.
whoever you are.
actually
it's me.
I'm talking to msyelf.
that's the shocking twist.
do you like it.
I don't relayg..
ijust words.
I don't like antyhing.
