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thing of the day (thing+384)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
completely flat
ntoign in me

never going ot come back

every year it just repeats and reaptes

but gets leseer everytime

a copyu of a copy

i mean look at how the fucking mine field is dying

perfect metaphor for my brain dying

perfectg

and nobody fucking cares

nobody will post in the mine field reunion

it was just a joke anyway

then i was serious about it

why can't people fucking post here for ONE DAY

people used to post all the itme

now it's fucking pimpossibE

are you all so fucking spoiled by facebook and twitter and reddit and 4chan and fuckboard38 and all that shit?

is it fcuking impsosible to acutla post in parapgraphs or at least sentences and have like discscuios on message boards tha twill last more than five minuteS?

is it too much to fucking ask

OF COURSE IT IS

and I'm wrong for asking it

me

i'm the worng one

if ther'es nothing wrong with the universe then there must be osmething wrong with me

nebody cares

everyone's dying

i'm dying

brain dead

alerady am

this isn't a joke

it's not a thing of the day

this is literally what i feel and think

haha

what can i do

rank female cleebrities?

why do i even do that

becasue i dont have a nomrla brain

because my posts in the "no sexuality" thread are actually serious

so i'll rank female ceebritiesgfjdhb

i'm just as bad as the guy ranking girls from the sonic universe

WORSE

maybe i'll watch big brother

and get it its own sub forum on tk

and force people to post in it

and become obsessed with one housemate

then not care about it when she (it's always a she) is evicted

so that's more emptiness in my brain

maybe i'll never eat anything ever again

because i don't like food

maybe i'll eat my own socks

because i'm now saying crazy random thigns

because i'm so fucking wacky

maybe i'll watch Star Wars Call Me Maybe again because it's the only thing that's given me feelings of happiness lately other than said evicted bb girl singing with jedward

yeah

maybe i'll wath true blood tomorrow just so ic an post "i watched true blood" in the increasgingoly slow loading thread (hey menty how about getting rid of that google plus thing I told you about seven months ago?) and not even enjoyh it of course

,maybe i'll type "susie death" in chat

just did

maybe i'll go to hed

i mean it's weird that i don't go to bed

otttttttttttttttt

it's not like i'm better off not in bed

oh i wa splaying super mario world and i got 93 exits

but i can't figure out wha tthe other 3 are

so i'll just give up on that too

why not

myabe i'll talk to another human being

lol

okay

mjaybe i'll talk to the cat

maybe

i'm playing paper mario too

that's good

but it'll end soon

?THEN WHAT

HMMM

shoul dI get a 3DS just for the new Paper Mario game?

that's probalh a waste fo money

it's obsecee

that we spend money on things

for pleasure

while africans are dying and stuff

really it is

but what cna I do instead

kill myself

ah yes

there's that

there's always that

except there's not

because i won't

but hey

my chest hurts

so i might just die anyway

can't complain if that happens

everyting's disposable

that' why your'e not posting here

just altajgdb
s
ggci ki

oh no

it's the can't type in poorly typed words part

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hshji


every thing of the day the same

yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it's all a cylce

ALL OF IT

even the part where

this

tgg


and it will never change

and can never change

because change is a llie

thing of the day will alwys be the same

because if it could change

if i could change

there would be no reason for thing of the day anymore

gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

yeah i think i'll go to bed
 
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