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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
robots

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ifdnasg THE FUURE

imagine ifyou were born in the future

when people don't age

and ther's nothing to worry aboutg

and robots tickle your feet for you

so you can laugh AT ANY TIME

i was going to write a johnnnny nose specila

but becaues of my brain feeling bad i couldnt

BUT IN THE FUTURE you'll have nanoprobes in your brain and you'll be able to tell them to make you feel up to writeing a johnny nose special anytime you wantg

but then you'd get spoiled woulnd't you

always feeling good

eventually feeling good wouldn't feel good

you'd get too used to it and bored

so you'd need your nano probes to make you feel even better

IT'S A DRUG ANALOGY

so even the future is grim

but then again

maybe the creator of hte nano probes would take this into account

and it would be fine

he probably woul.d

that's right i said he

it won't be a woman

maybe it'll be a robot

a MALE robot

I don't know

I'm just typing things

nimmy nooks

so how about that mine field reunion

some people posted

some didn't

because posting here is really hard and stuff

and some don't care

because why would they

so yeah

it was okay

could have been worse

could have been better

at least hte board's still here

for now

it'll go someday

and i'll be gone

because i can't exist on the real interent

becuasegggggggggg



soyeah

could have bene worse

could still be 2006

that would be better

but it's not

itllllllllllllllll

2012

lol

that's the future

my future

they won't develop these nano probes in my lifteme

and evne if they don

DO

even if they do

i won't get any

why would the governemtn want to keep me alive

they;''ll have to start killing people to make room

with all the overpopulation thanks to nano probes

maybe some people will live on the moon

but really who would want to

with its fucking gravity
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yeah

i'll just die

like billions of others already have

i'm not special

i'm nothing

just because i'm me doens't mean nanything

everytone thinks they'r eth eonly real person

not me tghouhg

i have come to eaccept

that i'm worse than human
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rtg
umm

i was going somewhere there but then i started going all sefl hating

but yeah

eveyrone

only sees the world

through their own eyes

and part of them thinks that they're the only person

and everyone else is an intellectual zombie

imagine being inside someone else's brain

that must be fucking weird

you can't be

because you're you

so yeah

anwyay

no one's pseicla

specila

we all just know we exist

just long enough to die

that' s lsdgf

just oing toidgns ef
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ashgahhhhfii

need foot tickling robot right now



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ir

sgggggggggggggggggggggg

this could be the last thing of the day ever

any of them could be

it would make no differenve

maybe it will be

who cares

not jimminy jack fuckstain
that's for sure!

hha
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my new comedy characte
r
jimminy jack fuckstain

i've still go it

only i could think that up

no one else oculd

which proves

i know something they dont

I have th ebest brain

it's obvious

i must have

yeah

i've just restoryed my faith

this ins't sarcasm at all

meep meep

night night
 
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