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thing of the day (thing+394)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
No thing through time is still not returning.

my teeht hurt

teeth

i'ts werid
how a little pain just completgely changes you

i just don't want to be alive

because my teeth hurt

I have no peornsality now

I mean i didn't have much to begin with

but ther'e snothing now

no interest

no drive

just because of my teeth

nothing is importnat

not even my routine

and that's all i rerally have
gf
dsh
ghfbhfhfjf

break down

it all breaks down

we all break down

brains just stop working

we just die

all of us

at any time

so

how can peo[le not realise this

if eveyron'es teeth hurt would they then know

so i should i st
gf

so should i travel the world

pucnhign eveyrone in the teeeth

so that they know

the futility

womsetmie

sometimes i wonder about repeating myslef in thing of the day

but life is nothing but variations on repetition

so why not

why shoudln't i talk again about how sceinestis shoudl be trying to cure dath

death

not just scienitrst


EVERYONE alive at the moment shoulde be 100% dedicated to ending death and cahgning the nature of reality

becasue we only get a chance while we're allive

i know you want to believe in some kind o reincadation

reincarnation

or some spiritual bullshit

you really really rwant to believ
e
and then you choose to

because youre brain pushes you too

it stops you from having to worry

but if you actully look at life

you know this is all you get

in this fucking stupid body with sore teth right now

is all you get

so logically you should be fighting to expand that

to cure death

to put your mind in ar boot body

robot body

this is not unreasoanable

so im' gonig to keep sayitng it

because saying it is all i have

i could do something else with my life

but why

teeth will still hurt

stilll going ot die

so robot body seems like the best option

are you lsitening reality

make it is

_______________

A FRANK HORSE ADVENTURE

______________

FRANK HORSE WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN HE SAW A CAT.

"HELLO, CAT," HE SAID. HE TRIED TO PICK IT UP AND CUDDLE IT.

"RRRRR!" SAID THE CAT AND SCRATCHED HIM.

FRANK HORSE DID NOT LIKE THAT.

HE THREW THE CAT AS HARD AS HE COULD AT A WALL.

BUT THE CAT SCRAMBLED UP THE SIDE.

"FUCKING CAT," SAID FRANK HORSE, MADNESS TAKING HIM, HE TRIED TO SCRAMBLE UP THE WALL AFTER THE CAT.

HE GOT ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP, SOMEHOW.

THEN PANICKED.

IT WAS QUITE HIGH UP.

HE WAS BARELY HANGING ON.

HE PULLED HIMSEF UP TO THE TOP.

"FUCK YOU, JUST FUCK YOU!" HE SHOUTED AT NO ONE.

HE STOOP UP ON THE WALL.

"I'M FRANK HORSE AND I LOVE TO FUCK!" HE SAID.

HE FELL.

HE LANDED HARD ON THE CONCRET BELOW.

THE CAT RAN OVER AND RUBBED UP AGAINST HIM.

FRANK HORSE HAD HIT HIS HEAD.


HE WOKE IN A HOSPITAL BED.

"WHO...WHO AM I?" HE ASKED.

"SOME CUNT!" SAID THE DOCTOR WHO'SE WIFE HAD LEFT HIM FOR HIS BROTHER AND HE'D GONE MENTAL AND HE STABBED FRANK HORSE IN THE HEART.

AND THE CAT?

HE WAS FINE!

THE END

________________________________

good story
 
Frank Horse is a modern figure for our times.

He is the window cleaner wiping the glass that looks into our souls.

Or he is a dead horse.

One of them , anyway.
 
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