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thing of the day (thing+395)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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juikcna't

can't even form words tonight

which makes this the purest thing of the day of them all

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words are lies

t4


dogs don't think in words

dogs are just as alive as us

we just think we'realive
becaue words say we are

rtgaeghaerh


dgfljs

don't give in and use words

sdfjlka

you're just lying to yourself

with words

you can't lie to yoruself without words

can you

NO

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pain

was it charlie horse

was that the new character's name

fucking nanem

fldksjg

WAS IT CHARLI EHORSE YOU CUNTS

list'e3

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just want to sleep forever




but first a charlie horse adventure!!!!!!

__________________________

CHARLIE HORSE WALKED INTO THE DOCTOR'S

"I'M IN CONSTANT PAIN I JUST WANT TO DIE," HE SAID.

"WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEMS?" ASKED THE DOCTOR

"WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? WHY NOT JUST ASK WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? SEEMS TO BE? LIKE I DON'T KNOW? LIKE IT ONLY SEEMS TO BE A PROBLEM? IT'S A REAL PROBLEM, I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAt. IT DOESN'T JUST SEEM TO BE. FUCK YOU. CUNT."

"I THINK YOU NEED TO CALMN DOWN."

"YOU THINK I NEED TO CALM DOWN? I'LL CUNT YOUR MERKFACE. FUCK YOU. BISCUITS. NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING. CONSTANT PAIN. CHEEKBONE HURTS. DON'T YOU GET IT? I'M NOTHING. JUST GOING tO DIE. FUCK BISCUITS."

"PLEASE, CHARLIE..."

"THAT'S CHARLIE HORSE YOU GROIT!" HE PUNCHED THE DOCTOR ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD.

"PLEASE, DON'T..."

"I'LL MURDER YOU LIKE A PRINCESS."

"HELP!"

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BISCUITS." CHARLES HORSE GRABBED THE DOCTOR AROUND THE NECK. HE COUDLN'T GET A GOOD GRIP.

"OFF ME." THE DOCTOR KNEED CHARLES IN THE CROTCH, TWICE AND PUNCHED HIS NECK. CHARLES DESPERATELY CLUNG ON TO THE DOCTOR.

"BITE YOU." HE BIT THE DOCTOR'S CHESTS. THE DOCTOR PUSHED HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" SAID THE DOCTOR, JUMPING RIGHT ON CHARLES'S HEAD. HE HADN'T EVEN MEANT IT.

CHARLES FELL OUT OF ALL KNOWLEDGE.

HE AWOKE IN A HOSPITAL BED, AGAIN.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!" HE SAID RIGHT AWAY.

THE POLICE HAD SOME QUESTIONS FOR HIM.

AND THE DOCTOR?

IRONICALLY HE COULDN'T LIVE WITH HAVING PUT CHARLES HORSE IN A SIX MONTH COMA AND KILLED HIMSELF.

HE LEFT A WIFE AND FOUR YOUNG CHILDREN BEHIND.

SHE BEAT THE THE CHILDREN OUT OF GRIEF.

THEY ALL GERW UP TO BE CRIMINALS IN SOME WAY.

ONE OF THEM WAS A WORSE PAEDO THAN JIMMY SAVILLE.

ANOTHER WAS A HORSE FUCKER.

A THIRD A CAT BUGGERING TRAIN ROBBER.

AND THE FOURTH?

WHY, IN A TIME LOOP, HE GREW UP TO BE CHARLES HORSE!

BECAUSE EVERYtHING IS REPEATING.

EVEN AFTEr YOU DIE.

_____________________

yeah that took a turn
 
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