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thing of the day (thing+396)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
NOTE: thing through time is still on hiatus

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jt

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still here

i think

the typing part is anyway

wans't me typing before

i just remember it

like to believe the lie

but once you know it's a lie

you can't truly believe

(life is the lie by the way)

LIFE has to end with DEATH

but once it ends you're not alive

and you're only you when you're alive

so it isn't real

sorry

this isn't real

you're not real

you're just going to die

sorry

if you had died already you woudln't be reading this

(lucky you!)

when does no one care

the constant forward momentum

it's not good!

it's only going to go one place!

cease to be

lol

seriously

just

fucking

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why

was it Frank Horse or Charlie Horse

I odn' tknow

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A FRANKE HORSE ADVENTURE

________________________________________

"I CAN'T STOP MASTURBATING" SAID FRANKE HORSE TO THE GIRL SITTING NEXT TO HIM ON THE BUS.

WELL, HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY IT.

HE JUST THOUGHT IT.

HE WONDERED HOW SHE WOULD REACT IF HE DID SAY IT.

SHE COULD PROBABLY SENSE IT OFF HIM.

COULD SMELL IT OFF HIM.

HE WAS DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB OF NOT LOOKING AT HER.

HE THOUGHT ABOUT HOW IN MOVIES AND TV SHOWS STRANGERS TALK TO EACH OTHER ON THE BUS AND BECOME FRIENDS AND STUFF.

THAT NEVER HAPPENED TO HIM.

"I RANK FEMALE CELEBRITIES BASED ON THEIR ATTRACTIVENESS EVERY DAY AND KEEP DETAILED RECORDS," HE DIDN'T SAY TO HER.

HOW WOULD SHE HAVE REACTED TO THAT ONE?

"I WANT TO DIE!" HE DIDN'T SAY.

HE WASN'T ENTIRELY SURE IF HE WANTED TO DIE.

HE WOULDN'T EXIST IF HE DIED.

IT WAS WINDY.

THE BUS WAS SWAYING A BIT.

MAYBE IT WOULD FALL OVER.

THAT HAD TO HAPPEN SOMETIMES.

HE'D FALL RIGHT INTO THE GIRL.

THAT WOULD BE FUN.

OR SHE'D FALL INTO HIM.

SHE'D APOLOGISE AFTERWARDS.

HAHA.

IMAGINE THAT.

HE SMILED AT THIS.

HE QUICKLY GOT RID OF IT.

DIDN'T WANT HER SEEING.

HE PRAYED FOR THE BUS TO TOPPLE OVER.

HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN PRAYING YET HE DID IT A LOT.

COME ON, BUS, FALL.

FALL.

FUCKING FALL.

HE MOUTHED THE WORDS.

HE NOTICED THE GIRL GETTING UP.

HAD SHE NOTICED HIM MOUTHING THE WORDS?

"I WASN'T PRAYING!" HE DIDN'T SAY.

IT WAS JUST HER STOP.

OF COURSE.

HE WATCHED HER WALK AWAY.

DID SHE HAVE A NICE BUM?

HE COUDLN'T EVEN TELL ANYMORE.

HE WATCHED HER GETTING OFF.

SHE WAS GOING TO WALK BY HIS WINDOW SOON.

HE FELT A CRAZY FEELING.

HE SAID IT OUT LOUD AS SHE WALKED BY, STARING RIGHT AT HER.

"I MASTURBATE TOO MUCH."

THE BUS HAD STARTED DRIVING AGAIN AS HE SPOKE.

DID SHE SEE HIM?

HE HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" ASKED THE MAN SITTING BEHIND HIM.

"WHAT?" ASKED FRANKE HORSE. "I DIDN'T"

"YOU JUST SAID YOU MASTURBATE TOO MUCH!"

"NAH!" SAID FRANK HORSE.

"ARE YOU PERVERT?" ASKED THE MAN. OTHER PEOPLE WERE LOOING. FRANK HORSE STOOD UP.

"THIS IS MY FUCKING STOP!" HE SCRAMED AND RAN TO THE FRONT OF THE BUS.

"THIS ISN'T A STOP, IT'S JUST TRAFFIC LIGHTS," SAID THE DRIVER.

"LET ME OFF OR I'LL EAT YOUR SHINS!" SAID FRANK HORSE.

THE DRIVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT. WAS HE GOING OT CALL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING? OTHER PASSENGERS WERE LOOKING. THE MAN WHO HAD BEEN SITTING BEHIND FRANK HORSE WAS STEPPING FORWARD.

BUT THEN THE DRIVER OPENED THE DOOR.

"FUCK OFF, FREAK," SAID THE DRIVER.

FRANK HORSE JUMPED OUT OF THE BUS.

HE HURT HIS ANKLE AS HE LANDED.

HE TRIED TO WALK BUT COULDN'T PUT ANY WEIGHT ON IT.

HE SAT DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT.

"I MASTURBATE TOO MUCH!" HE SHOUTED AT THE SKY.

_________________________________________

yeah that didn't make a difference
 
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