CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NOTE: THING THrOUGH TIME ON HAITUS LOL
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DUM DUM
DUM DUM DA DUM DUM
DUM DUM
DUM DUM DA DUM DUM DA DUM DUM
RAPE!
HA
BRET YOU WERNE'T EPECINT ME TO SAY "RAPE" THERE I'M SO EDGY
AND NOW A POPE TERRIBLE INTERLUDE
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He was alone with his thoughts.
Why.
Stop asking why.
Pope Terrible was why.
He could play the conversation in his head as though it was happening now.
Perhaps it was.
"You have been bad."
"You're fucking evil, Pope Terrible. Fucking evil."
"That's it? You've been training terrorists and all you've got when you finally meet your target is 'fucking evil'?"
"What more is there to say? Now kill me. Like you killed them."
"They were suicide bombers, I blew them up like they wanted."
"You sent them home to their families then blew them up!"
"Well, yes, that was funny!"
"What are you like this?"
"You've heard the tales, haven't you? That I was actually sent back in time to STOP Pope Terrible. That I created myself."
"That's one theory...never put much stock in iti. I think it's more likely that you're an alien."
"Any alien?"
"You have super powers. Like...like Superman. Only more. You ended up on Earth somehow. It wans't planned. You were confused. You were trapped in human form....but you still had your powers. And you lashed out."
"That's how you see yourself, isn't it? Trapped and confused by human life."
"Shut up."
"The time travel is true. I came back here with all the power to stop evil and asked myself...why not? Good, evil, what's the difference? I have the power. I could change all of reality if I wanted. My power has only grown. That's how they made the technology, you know. In case I was engaged in a long war with Pope Terrible. The nanobots in my body will only ever make me stronger. It's so perfect. And I cannot be stopped. So why not?"
"Because it's wrong."
"You are the confused alien. You always have been. When you saw my reign beging you thought you finally had a purpose in life. To stop me. You probably knew deep down that you couldn't...but you convinced others to kill themselves for your cause. I notice you weren't wearing a suicide vest yourself."
"I'm the leader, I can't die!"
"Sure. You just let others die pointlessly so you can feel like you belong."
"So kill me."
"No. You will live forever. Trapped in your body. In your mind. In this room. You will never move. Never see another person. You will have nothing. Forever."
And then forever had begun.
How long had it been?
Does it matter.
No more time.
No more nothing.
No visitors.
No stimulation.
Nothing.
Forever.
And ever.
And ever.
HAHAHAHAHA>
Pope Terrible was right.
Of course he was.
Not just about me.
About everything.
If I ever get out of here.
I'm going to kill more people.
But I won't.
And I wouldn't.
Would I?
I've thought all this before.
So many times.
Stop thinking.
Just stop.
Fade away.
Die.
You deserve to die for thinking those things.
Is that why you're thinknig them?
So you'll give in?
No.
It's what you are.
So give it up.
Fade.
FADE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHA AAAHF
no
stop
stop the madnes
s
HAHAHA
STOP THE FUCKING MAD LAUGHTER
HAHAHAHAH HORSES
NO
OPEg
FJAS
atg
sag S
FUCKING STOP
STOP THINKING
STOP GOING MAD
CAN'T EVEN PUNCH MYSELF
HORSES AND COATS
STOP
BRICKS ON THE MOON
STOP
FISHSTICK ON MY FUCKING MORPH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
BIG JEWISH CRIMINALS
FAT CHARLES
FAT JEWs
FAT FAF FAT
FAT FAT FA TAF
a
st
aMBIRN
MEEP
MERRY AND PIPPIN
I REMEMBER IT ALL
I AM THE UNIVERSE
I AM POPE TERRIBLE PUNISHING HIMSELF
I AM SUCKY KEN
none of this is true
I'm just me trapped
I'M NOT EVEN HORSEY PETE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BROWN THINGS
no
don't
NO
DON't!
HAHAHHAHAAH
RIDE THE PONY
RIDE THE KCAT
KAT DNEINGg
MISTER T
HAORSESH
HODRO
HODOR
HEEP DOOR
MEEP FUCK SHIT COCK CUNT STAINS
okay enough
die now
come on
maybe pope terrible will kill you
me
maybe pope me will kill you
TERRIBLE
kill me and you
kill us all
if he remembers
maybe he forgot
THE HORSE
maybe he forgot to eat your sucking dick
maybe
CUNTS BRICKS
maybe
mY
MY LIFe
_____________________
so yeah
that wa s true story!
_________________
DUM DUM
DUM DUM DA DUM DUM
DUM DUM
DUM DUM DA DUM DUM DA DUM DUM
RAPE!
HA
BRET YOU WERNE'T EPECINT ME TO SAY "RAPE" THERE I'M SO EDGY
AND NOW A POPE TERRIBLE INTERLUDE
________________
He was alone with his thoughts.
Why.
Stop asking why.
Pope Terrible was why.
He could play the conversation in his head as though it was happening now.
Perhaps it was.
"You have been bad."
"You're fucking evil, Pope Terrible. Fucking evil."
"That's it? You've been training terrorists and all you've got when you finally meet your target is 'fucking evil'?"
"What more is there to say? Now kill me. Like you killed them."
"They were suicide bombers, I blew them up like they wanted."
"You sent them home to their families then blew them up!"
"Well, yes, that was funny!"
"What are you like this?"
"You've heard the tales, haven't you? That I was actually sent back in time to STOP Pope Terrible. That I created myself."
"That's one theory...never put much stock in iti. I think it's more likely that you're an alien."
"Any alien?"
"You have super powers. Like...like Superman. Only more. You ended up on Earth somehow. It wans't planned. You were confused. You were trapped in human form....but you still had your powers. And you lashed out."
"That's how you see yourself, isn't it? Trapped and confused by human life."
"Shut up."
"The time travel is true. I came back here with all the power to stop evil and asked myself...why not? Good, evil, what's the difference? I have the power. I could change all of reality if I wanted. My power has only grown. That's how they made the technology, you know. In case I was engaged in a long war with Pope Terrible. The nanobots in my body will only ever make me stronger. It's so perfect. And I cannot be stopped. So why not?"
"Because it's wrong."
"You are the confused alien. You always have been. When you saw my reign beging you thought you finally had a purpose in life. To stop me. You probably knew deep down that you couldn't...but you convinced others to kill themselves for your cause. I notice you weren't wearing a suicide vest yourself."
"I'm the leader, I can't die!"
"Sure. You just let others die pointlessly so you can feel like you belong."
"So kill me."
"No. You will live forever. Trapped in your body. In your mind. In this room. You will never move. Never see another person. You will have nothing. Forever."
And then forever had begun.
How long had it been?
Does it matter.
No more time.
No more nothing.
No visitors.
No stimulation.
Nothing.
Forever.
And ever.
And ever.
HAHAHAHAHA>
Pope Terrible was right.
Of course he was.
Not just about me.
About everything.
If I ever get out of here.
I'm going to kill more people.
But I won't.
And I wouldn't.
Would I?
I've thought all this before.
So many times.
Stop thinking.
Just stop.
Fade away.
Die.
You deserve to die for thinking those things.
Is that why you're thinknig them?
So you'll give in?
No.
It's what you are.
So give it up.
Fade.
FADE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHA AAAHF
no
stop
stop the madnes
s
HAHAHA
STOP THE FUCKING MAD LAUGHTER
HAHAHAHAH HORSES
NO
OPEg
FJAS
atg
sag S
FUCKING STOP
STOP THINKING
STOP GOING MAD
CAN'T EVEN PUNCH MYSELF
HORSES AND COATS
STOP
BRICKS ON THE MOON
STOP
FISHSTICK ON MY FUCKING MORPH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
BIG JEWISH CRIMINALS
FAT CHARLES
FAT JEWs
FAT FAF FAT
FAT FAT FA TAF
a
st
aMBIRN
MEEP
MERRY AND PIPPIN
I REMEMBER IT ALL
I AM THE UNIVERSE
I AM POPE TERRIBLE PUNISHING HIMSELF
I AM SUCKY KEN
none of this is true
I'm just me trapped
I'M NOT EVEN HORSEY PETE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BROWN THINGS
no
don't
NO
DON't!
HAHAHHAHAAH
RIDE THE PONY
RIDE THE KCAT
KAT DNEINGg
MISTER T
HAORSESH
HODRO
HODOR
HEEP DOOR
MEEP FUCK SHIT COCK CUNT STAINS
okay enough
die now
come on
maybe pope terrible will kill you
me
maybe pope me will kill you
TERRIBLE
kill me and you
kill us all
if he remembers
maybe he forgot
THE HORSE
maybe he forgot to eat your sucking dick
maybe
CUNTS BRICKS
maybe
mY
MY LIFe
_____________________
so yeah
that wa s true story!
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