CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
don't you hate it when a crisp gets stuck in your throat and cuts the inside of your throat
and you can feel it all day
and there's nothing you can do about it
and it hurts
and you just think "LIFE IS PAIN"
because of a crisp
don't you hate it when you feel so much anxiety that you ca'nt enjoy anything ever
and worrying about the anxiety just causes more anxiety
and not worrying about the anxiety isn't really an option
since there's always going to be anxiety
so yeha
crisps
can't even enjoy them anymore?
anyway
here's Harry Sniffer
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Harry Sniffer wished he could still enjoy masturbating.
Had he ever?
He couldn't remember.
He'd maybe just convinced himself he was enjoying it.
But really if a normal person felt what he would feel that normal person would think "that was not entirely satisfying."
Still, there used to be something.
He used to be able to maintain an erection.
At least.
He used to feel things. AT LEAST.
But now...
HAHAHAHA.
Harry Sniffer laughed.
Nothing.
He just ejaculated.
There was no pleasure.
He was just observing it.
He was so disconnected from the world.
He wondered if he could let himself taste her shit in his mouth agian.
Would he enjoy it then?
But he wasn't sure if he could taste it anymore.
Even that had gone sour, somehow.
Even the taste of shit.
Maybe if he kept women prisoner and kept them under his floorboards and they were begging for release but he just ignored them LIKE THEY'VE IGNORED HIM ALL HIS LIFE he'd finally be able to get hard and feel a proper ORGASM feel and be connected.
But there wasn't really a lot of space under his floorboards.
Maybe he could go gay with Charles Horse.
He didn't seem to have the same issues about men as he did women.
But he also wans't gay.
So that was a hinderance.
And now his cock hurt from wankng so much.
Even though he didn't enjoy it.
You couldn't make it up.
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But I DID make it up as that was a Harry Sniffer story!
so anyway
Menty will never read this
....which is proobably for the best
but I wish he'd read other things I've written
but I cna't bump the "I miss Menty" thread tonight
NOT TONGIHT
maybe I'll wank when he comes back
OVER HIM
HAHAHAHAHA
______________
sorry that was PRETEND WACKY talking there not the real Wacky
IS there a real Wacky!?
No
but ther'es levels of reality
of fakeness
of fake reality
yeah
some thins are more honest than others
but isn't saying somethign dishonest to make a a point in many ways even MORE honest than being actually honesT?
no
it's not
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
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sorry that was FAKE PRETEND WACKy
This is REAL PRETEND WACKy
I LOVE WANKING OVER HITLEr
____________
sorry that wa sFAKE REAL PRETNE D HDTLSa
tg
____________
SORRY THAT WAS HITLEr
______________
SORRY THAT WAS CPATAINWINKY
HE'S A CPATIAN OF WANK
ARRRRR!
BREAK YOUR BACK AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE
KRAMERg
________________
THI RONAg
________
sorry
about everything
sorry
about everything DAMNI T
there'fsg
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and you can feel it all day
and there's nothing you can do about it
and it hurts
and you just think "LIFE IS PAIN"
because of a crisp
don't you hate it when you feel so much anxiety that you ca'nt enjoy anything ever
and worrying about the anxiety just causes more anxiety
and not worrying about the anxiety isn't really an option
since there's always going to be anxiety
so yeha
crisps
can't even enjoy them anymore?
anyway
here's Harry Sniffer
_________________________________________________
Harry Sniffer wished he could still enjoy masturbating.
Had he ever?
He couldn't remember.
He'd maybe just convinced himself he was enjoying it.
But really if a normal person felt what he would feel that normal person would think "that was not entirely satisfying."
Still, there used to be something.
He used to be able to maintain an erection.
At least.
He used to feel things. AT LEAST.
But now...
HAHAHAHA.
Harry Sniffer laughed.
Nothing.
He just ejaculated.
There was no pleasure.
He was just observing it.
He was so disconnected from the world.
He wondered if he could let himself taste her shit in his mouth agian.
Would he enjoy it then?
But he wasn't sure if he could taste it anymore.
Even that had gone sour, somehow.
Even the taste of shit.
Maybe if he kept women prisoner and kept them under his floorboards and they were begging for release but he just ignored them LIKE THEY'VE IGNORED HIM ALL HIS LIFE he'd finally be able to get hard and feel a proper ORGASM feel and be connected.
But there wasn't really a lot of space under his floorboards.
Maybe he could go gay with Charles Horse.
He didn't seem to have the same issues about men as he did women.
But he also wans't gay.
So that was a hinderance.
And now his cock hurt from wankng so much.
Even though he didn't enjoy it.
You couldn't make it up.
______________________________________________
But I DID make it up as that was a Harry Sniffer story!
so anyway
Menty will never read this
....which is proobably for the best
but I wish he'd read other things I've written
but I cna't bump the "I miss Menty" thread tonight
NOT TONGIHT
maybe I'll wank when he comes back
OVER HIM
HAHAHAHAHA
______________
sorry that was PRETEND WACKY talking there not the real Wacky
IS there a real Wacky!?
No
but ther'es levels of reality
of fakeness
of fake reality
yeah
some thins are more honest than others
but isn't saying somethign dishonest to make a a point in many ways even MORE honest than being actually honesT?
no
it's not
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
_____________________
sorry that was FAKE PRETEND WACKy
This is REAL PRETEND WACKy
I LOVE WANKING OVER HITLEr
____________
sorry that wa sFAKE REAL PRETNE D HDTLSa
tg
____________
SORRY THAT WAS HITLEr
______________
SORRY THAT WAS CPATAINWINKY
HE'S A CPATIAN OF WANK
ARRRRR!
BREAK YOUR BACK AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE
KRAMERg
________________
THI RONAg
________
sorry
about everything
sorry
about everything DAMNI T
there'fsg
f
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