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thing of the day (thing+408)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I think i've lost count of the numbering for thing of th eday

i cna't even trust the auto compelte like I used to#

no thing through time

no pope terrible

no harry sniffer

no charles horse

no other horse?

frank horse

no johnny nose

no thing

this is thing of the day stripped down to its most basis level

of shit

this is life

this is life
t
thise is lfie


this is lfie

thise is leife

well it's not for you

but it is for me

you're fine

you'll just keep living

and thinking and existing

then die
na dyou won't care

but me/

I'll fucking hate being dead!

well no

i won't exist

that's a thing

we should be honest about death

don't act like it's a state of being

it's not

we don't talk about people who haven't been born yet as if they're in some state of existence

they're not anywhere

same with death

and don't say "rest in peace" when someone dies

because what does that mean

what's the alternative to resting in peace, exaxtly?

how are you "at peace"?

you're not

it's stupid

it's becasue of shit like that that we're not seriously working on a cure for death

AND WE SHOULD BE

before we all die

idiots

why don't you do something about it Wacky?

I am!

I'm posting this!

maybe a scientist will see it

and think "hnmm, he makes some good points. I better cure death!"

right

I know i've psted all this befrore

I really really know

but maybe this time it will happen

i Mean statistically it's unlikely that a scienstist will sstumbler over just one of these things of the day

but two of them!?

that DOUBLES the odds!

imagine if i did three

fucking stephen hawking would be reading it before I even post

through a wormhole or something

I bet he's just faking his condiiton

remember mrs SQUAWKING in lost

she's in defiance

shame it's shite!

remember in lost when that thing happened and it was never explained?

yeah

those years are gone

life is gone

LIFE IS GONE

part of it anyway

think about that

how your life is diseapping

you can measure it through tv shows

I always do

HAHAHA

fuckign Lost

six seasons

OF YOUR LIFE

and what about even longer sohws!

eight seasons probably!

OF YOUR LIFE

on some show

OF YOUR LIFE

and life is all there is

and my chest hurts sitting like this

hahahahahaha

yeah

look at the fucking wacky hot one hundred

number 11 tentatively sechduled for late september/early octobor

olook at that

OF MYH LIFe

how many more can I realsitycially do

OF MY LIFE

yeah

think about it

you're not a passenger

YOU ARE THE TRAIN

or something

in life

you're not just wathcin git
you are it
 
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