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thing of the day (thing+411)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
and on and on it went and there wasn o begging jus tthe frist memory and was it even the first memory or just what you remembered as the first memory you don't know really you probably just made it up no memories are ever accurate you don't really remember what happened just the memory of the memory so no begging then no timeframe beginning could have bene five minutes ago really gbgdfsgfsdfdhfghfghf no no no could be omtorrow doesn't seme like an end but it will be now now now yes this is the end no it's not who creas remembemr tekjgl dwhere's Menty lol remembmjer thing of the day plus one o that NO that wans't he THE first one Norgw
Why did I hit enter there

the train of thought was gone

like the train in spirit tracks lol jslgdd

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are my keys getting slowo

i mean the ltters are appearing slower

arne't hey

maybe the governemnt put a keylogger on my computer to spy on me

since I watch so much GYA PORN

HAHA
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no I don't actually

I don't watch anything

tgf

people talk about thigns and I nod along and pretend I know the feeling but I don't!

I don't have feelings!

OR DO I

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are obessions feelings hahaha

I like the bit in the hobbit trailer when thorin has his sword in a barrel even though ti's not in the book

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gandalf scenes are just filler htough

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rmemebmer when Hitler used ot post

here


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umm

big borhter starts on thursday?

that's exciting

why am I writing real me things in this thing of the dya

i should be writing about CHARLES HORSE that great character

or JOHNN NOSE

OR BILLY BUGGERFACE

OR SALLY FRANCE

mY NEW CHARACTER

AND SHE'S A GIRL!!!

____________________________

Sally France felt awkward on the bus. She thought her socks were going to fall down. She looked down at them to check. They were positioned perfectly normally. But they FELT like they were going to fall down.

A man came and sat down beside her. It had happened so fast. She hadn't gotten to look at him frist. She didn't know what he looked like now. She hated that. She needed to know. But she didn't want to look at him or have him look at her, of course. She didn't move her head. Just kept looking at her socks.

Her neck was starting to hurt.

She heard a girl and a boy laughing behind her. Were they laughing at her? Probably. Her hair felt weird. It probably looked weird. She sat up a bit. She look at the man beside her's legs. They were quite large. Really, quite large. But he didn't look fat either. Was he a giant? She wanted to look at him pretty badly now. But...of course. There was a reflection in the glass at the front. Duh. She smiled at her own reflection and...and guy was standing up. It was his fault. He looked at her briefl. Did he see the smile reflecton? Shit. He wans't supposed to. Fuck it. She looked out the window instead...then saw the guy walking by. She quickly span her head away. She looked down at her socks again.

Why did she get everything wrong? Urgh. She was so awkward. She hadnn't grown out of it. Her mother used to say she'd grow out of it.

There was the laughing again. She couldn't quite make them out in the reflection.

Her socks felt better now, at least.

___________________________________

Sally France there.

We could learn al ot from gher
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GORDON THE GOPHER

HE'S THE ONE FOR ME

HE's A SUPERSTAR

HE'LL GO FAR

ON HIS OWN

DUM DUM DUM

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE WORDS

ED THE DUCK BITES YOUR LEGS


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THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS ARRESTED UNDER OPERATION YEWTREE SAY IT AIN'T SO

I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COME UP WHEN THe CHUCKLE BROTHERS GOOGLE THEIR OWN NAMES

WHCH IS ALL THEY DO ALL DAY

THAT AND WANK

OVER PORN

BUT NOT THE BAD KIND OF PORN

FULL CIRLCE
 
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