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THING OF THE DAY (thing+417)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
no charles horse
#d
f

no barty fish

no stinking fun at all

just an oldschool shit thing of the day

of shit

of fucking shit that none of you read AND I DON'T BLAME YOu

so don't fucfking thinking im' blaming you

cunts

NAYWAY

my chest feels wierd but no

not chest

my heart

inside

it feels fluttery

or something

I can't describe it and there's literally no point trying since no one will ever belive me

becasue it's not like people's hearts ever feel werid or people ever die of heart attacks

that never happens

I could fele it beating in bed last ngiht and couldn't sleep

but who cares

just going to die

os yeah

there's literally not ponit

time keep smoving?

how do more people not go mad?

H?OW TH EFUCK

look at the time and your life and the years that have passed

i mena fuck you

fuckers

fuckers
gd
asja

ajisg
ah
fdas
ghfda
hfjp

HAHAHA IT'S AT HING OF THE DAY I'M JUST PRESSING KEYS

THIS IS LITERLAY ONTHING

IT'S JUST A FUCKING IDIOT PRESSIN GKEYS

MY BEST YEARS ARE BY

yeah

if i did have a heart atackkk

at leaest that would be osmething

mky ears feel werid

maybe the fblood isn't getting to them

or it's just mh eheadophone

how do more peoplen ot gete sore ears
dg
sglj

no

that was a parody of me saying how do more people not go mad

see there's depth to this

to this shit


yeah i can feel my heart rumbling now

my ears feel really hot

yeha

this is probably the end

because why would the end seem like the end

why would the end be big and final and climatic and significant

it would just be like this

utter crap

one of the worst htings of the day ever

that would be the perfect end

just because i haen't died before doens't mean i won't die now

but yeah it's probably passed now

because i thought about it too much

you can't die if you think about it!

so yeah

what next

another subject

could type about how i'm asexual whcih no one would believe

which to be fair is hard to believe since i talk about breasts so mcuh

and masterubate over them

though i haven't wanked for like a week really

i will again

over a girl probably

so how can i be asexual?

well

maybe im just wanking over the idea of being sexually aroused rather than actually wanking over the girl

think about that!

or don't

who cares

i fele nothing now

maybe other versions of me can feel things

but not this one

left hand feels weird

yeah

somethign wrong with my heart

oh well

i lived longer than all those people who died as children

i beat them!

i'm a real winnnnnnnnnnner

mtihtnp


yeah

nothing in me

fj

f
fuck

umm

i shoudl ahve ended on the real winnnner

that was good ending
b
tu t i guess i hae ot ufma

have ot make it look like it goes on too long and is all clmsy

i odn't really wnat to die though

i shoudl ahve mentioned that too

but ther'es no chioice!

yeah

look at the time
 
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