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thing of the day (thing+418)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
sometimes I shoudl

sorry I'll start again

sometimes I think I should try to make thing of the day better

like have an actual point

and use metaphors and stuff

and have themes

and just make it good

but that would be a betrayal

because it represents my brain

and my brain is not good

this is my brain

it's mindless drivel

so I can't make it better

when I get up to thing+1234 and then print them all out and use them as wallpaper inside an igloo then trap YOU inside and you're forced to read them until you die...

they have to be bad

you can't get any enjoyment out of it

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

lol

you have to

and I will do that by the way

it'll be an igloo big enough to be completely covered on the inside by printouts of every thing of the day

and you'll be tied to a chair in the middle

and you can read

it's all you can do

and then you'll see

you're finally see

that there is nothing

you will see
then die

HAHAHAHA

no

that won't happen

it was a joke

if ever someone is found dead in an igloo with thing of the days plastered to the wall it wans't me that killed them

it's all a huge coincidence

_________________________________

BRICKMAN

Brickman was walking down the street.

"hi Brickman!" said a young girl

was she being sarcastic?

she didn't sound it

she was just being nice

he felt like crying

that someone could be nice to brickman

of course he was a monster

he'd killed nine hundred ferrets

but no one knew that

they just knew he was made out of brick

it was hard to walk with legs of brick

he turned back round to go home

he nearly walked into a man

he looked annoyed

"sorry" said Brickman struggling to get it out

"fucking brick fuck" the man said

Brickman could have killed him with a single punch

but he felt like he'd be letting down the nice little girl if he did

he went home and tortured a ferret instead

____________________

MESSAGE BOARDS ARE DYING

SOON NO ONE WILL POST ON THEM
BECAUSE OF FACBOOK TURMBLR TWITTER REDDIT FUCKING MYSPACE ASK.FM THAT MAKES gIRLS KILL THEMSELF I NEVER HEARD OF IT BEORRE THAT FOURSQURE REMEMBER THAT PINTEREST MORE LIKE CUNTEREST

AND SO ON

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE LAZY AND DON'T WNAT TO WRITE THINGS LIKE THIS THREAD ANYMORE

BUT I NEED MESSAGE bOARDS

SO WHAT I HAVE TO DO...

IS KILL EVErY NONE MESSAGEBAOARD WEBSITE

USING TECHNOLOGY

SO I'M GOING TO START WORKING ON THAT

I'LL UPDATE YOU ON MY PROGRESS

HERE IS MYH PROGRESS SO FAR: NONE

JHCEKC BACK FOR ANOTHE RUDPATE

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If global warming goes hardcore, the Gulf Stream will subside and you'll literally be able to build igloos in southern Scotland.
 
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