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thing of the day (thing+419)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
fk

what is there ot say

could it be time

to reivent thing of the day

for a new generation

of things

of the day

what

see

already just messed it up

j

robots in the future will read this

because there will be robots asigned to read everything that has ever been posted on the internet

and they'll be trying to find important things

works of art

but they won't find it here!

they'll read this and delete it

maybe they''lll note that I predicted the robots

but really that's not hard to predict

anyone could predict that if they took the time to think of it

but they don't have the time becasue they're all real peple living real lives and having sex and eating WINE ON TOAST

THE CUNTS

yeah

but no they're not cunts

no one is

I don' tlike that word anymore

I don't know

cunts

it's just a word

like grape

or hitler

or chocolate cat

or cat
sdgsghd
shs
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NOSE BASTARD

my arms hurt

they don't tell you when you're young that when you grow up your body will hurt all the time just randomly

like your arms

for no fucking reason!

remember when youw ere young and you could just eat anything

you can't do that anymore, asshole

you can't eat four packets of crisps a day

without suffering crippling chest pains anyway

and your shit will get stuck half way out your ass

EVERY TIME

and you can't even wank anymore

yeah

well

anyway

the robots

I'll talk to them in machine code

29393949296886832678261968941

wait that's not machine cod eit's just numbers

damn

yoiu know your feet

do you like your feet

mine are just annoying now

and i keep tocuhing my head

compulsively

what's the point of thinking

so yeah

you don't think if you ahve things to do

well thigns that occupy your mind

if you're doing something boring and repetitive you still think

you just need to have a nromal boafbb



b
it's all about your brain

that's what it's about

you can't be anything but your brain

you can try

but you're still your brain

brain

And brain

what is brain
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sjihfd
xbh

WHAT BRAIN

just t


i think you're only alive when you're growing then when you stop grwoing you start decaying and brekaing down and that includes your brain dying and you ARE you're brain so you're dying and you're dimly aware but even the dim awareness is dying

and eventually you're just an echo

an dyou don't know it

because it's an echo of awareness


AN DONE WILL CARE ABOUT YOUR TONGEU IN A MONTH MILEY
 
I wish I could go back in time and stone Rolf Harris from being a nonce, but we can't always get what we want.
 
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