CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'M COMIGN OUT SO LET'S GET THIS THING OF THE DAY STARTED
I'M COMING OUT I'M COMING
I'M COMING OUT SO LET'S GET THIS THING O THE DAY STARTED
GET THIS THING STARTED A MONDURDAY NIGHT, I'VE BEEN SITTNIG HERE THINKING ABOUT LIFE IS WORTHLES
I'VE BEEN SITTING HTINKING ABOUT HOW TIME'S A N ILLUISON, HOW EVERYTHING PASSES AND NTOHIGN IS REAL
I'M COMIGN OUT
I'M COMING
IM' COMING OUT SO LET'S GET S
HG
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GFJDS
HSJ
I PLRESSED THE HCAPLS LOK THAT' SCHEATING
HAHC
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ATHHAHA
HJI AM
I AM THE ZOMBIE VERSION OF THE "MAN" YOU ONCE YOU KNEW AS CAPTAINWACKYGFDG
DURRR
BRAINZZZZZZZZZZ
THEYLLLL NEVER CURE DEATH
OR IT'LL HAPPEN AFTER I DIE
NOT ENOGUH PEOPLE ARE TRYING RIGHT NOW
THEY SHOULD TRY NOW WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE
WHAT'S THE POINT OF CURING DEATH OUTSIDE OF YOUR OWN LIFTIME
BUT I CAN'T CURE DEATH MYSELF YOU SEE THERE'S NO POINT IN ME BECOMEING A SCINESTIISTSTITST
I'M TOO THIKC YOU SEEE
ALL I CAN DO IS MOTIVATE OTHERS INTO CURING DEATH
BUT HOW CNA I DO THAT OTHER THAN POSTING "PLEASE CURE DEATH PLEASE!" ON THE INTERNET ON A BOARD NO ONE FUCKING READS ANYWAY
HURP DURPY
IT'S PRETTY FUCKING UNLIKELY THAT THE FUTURE GREAT SCINESTIST WHO WILL CURE DEATH IS READING THIS
BUT WHAT
WHAT IF IN THE FUTURE THE ABILITY TO LOOK BACK IN TIME IS INVENTED
AND A FUTURE SCINESTIST IS LOOKING BACK IN TIME NAD READING THIS
AND WHAT IF THEY ALSO HAVE THE ABILITY TO SEND NANO BOTS BACK IN TIME
WHAT IF THEY SEND THOSE NANO BOTS BACK IN TIME TO CURE ME
WHAT IF I MAKE THAT EXACT SEQUENCE OF EVENTS A REALITY BY POSTING THIS
THAT'S WHY I MUST POST THIS
IN CASE OF THAT
I MEAN WHAT WELSE CAN I DO
WRITE A NOVEL ABOUT CURINTG DEATH
ADN IT OUTSELLS 50 SHADES OF GAY
AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD BECOME SOBESSED WITH CURING DEATH RATHER THAN WHIPPING EACH OTHER
AND SO DEATH IS CURED THANKS TO ME
BUT WHO COULD BE IN THISNOVEL
I COULDN'T BE THE MAIN CHARACTE RBECAUSE I'M INCSNAE
MAEEPE MEEPE
SO I'D HAVE TO INVENT A CHARISMIATC LEAD CHARACTER
SOMEONE LIKE....BARRY HORSEPOWER
NO
SOMEONE EVNE MORE CHARISMATIC THNA DAT
SOMEONE LIE.........................................................CHESTER FUCKSTICK
NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO
CHESTER FUCKSTICK WILL NEVE CURE DEAHT
I HAVE TO BE SERIOUS NOW
I HAVE TO SUDDENLY BECOME A GREAT WRITER TO CURE DEATH AND CPAABLE OF COMING UP WITH GREAT NAMES
THIS IS CRUCIAL
WHAT'S A GOOD NAME
HOW ABOUT
HECTOR...........SALMON
NO
FUCK
HOW ABOUT
BERT.....COOPER
NOT
THAT'S A CHARACTER IN AMC'S MAD MEN
HOW ABOUT..............................................CHARLES.....................HORSE!?
IT'S BRILLIANT!
CHARLES HROSE
1OOMMMOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SORRY JUST TURNEDINTO A COW
CHARLES HORSE!
HE CAN CURE DEATH WITH HIS EXCELLENT NAME
AND MAYBE IN THE FUTURE THEY'LL EVENT NANO BOTS THAT CAN WRITE NOVELS FOR YOU
SO SEND THEM BACK IN TIME AND INTO MY BRAIN AND TAKE CONTROLO OF MY HANDS AND WRITE MY NOVEL AND CURE DEATH
SIMPLES!
HAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA
I'M SO BRILLIANT
I'VE CURED DEATH WITH THIS THING OF TH EDAY
IT'S ABSOLTLUELY FOOOLPROOF
EVEN NOW THE NANO BOTS ARE IN ME
I CAN'T FEEL THEM OR ANYTHING
BUT FUTURUE TECHNOLOOGY IS REALLY ADVANCED AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FEEL IT
I'LL PROBABLY WRITE THE NOVEL IN MY SLEEP
I'LL PROBABLY WAKE UP TOMORROW AND IT WILL BE LYING NEXT TO ME
AND THEN I'LL SNED IT TO MY PUBLISHER........
OH SHIT
I DON'T HAE PUBLISHER
WLEL
WLELLLLLLLLLLLLL
WELL!
THE NANO CUNTS CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT
I'M SURE THEY KNOW WHO ALL THE BEST PUBLISHERS ARE
THEY CAN TAKE CONTROL OF ME
AND FIND A PUBLISHERS
SIMPLESR¬
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KEN BIGSI
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NO KEN
KEN BIG WOULD BE A GODO NAME TOO
"HI IM KEN BIG! KEN BY NAME, KEN BY NATURE! ALSO I HAVE A LARGE COCK! WHO'S UP FOR SOME SEX, LADIES!"
"EWW WE'RE NOT ACUTALLY LADIES WE'RE NANO LADIES FROM THE FUTURE SEND BACK BY THE PEOPLE READING THIS THING OF THE DAY TO PLEASURE YOU SEXUALLY BUT EVEN WE ARE DISGUSTED BY YOU FUCK YOU NOW WE'LL KILL YOU USUING FUTURE TECHNOLDOGY"
NOOOOOO
I JUST WROT EMY OWN DEATH
SHIT
IGNORE THAN PART
ANYWAY
I WROT ETHE CURE FOR DEATH
SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEM NANO LADIES DO
PHEW
ANYWAY THAT PART WAS LAL A DREAM
I'LL WAKE UP TOMORORW AND THE FIRST STAGE O FHTE END OF DEATH WILL BE COMPLETER
I CAN'T HARDLY WAIT
I'M COMING OUT I'M COMING
I'M COMING OUT SO LET'S GET THIS THING O THE DAY STARTED
GET THIS THING STARTED A MONDURDAY NIGHT, I'VE BEEN SITTNIG HERE THINKING ABOUT LIFE IS WORTHLES
I'VE BEEN SITTING HTINKING ABOUT HOW TIME'S A N ILLUISON, HOW EVERYTHING PASSES AND NTOHIGN IS REAL
I'M COMIGN OUT
I'M COMING
IM' COMING OUT SO LET'S GET S
HG
ASHF
P
AHF I JIK
D
GFJDS
HSJ
I PLRESSED THE HCAPLS LOK THAT' SCHEATING
HAHC
E
ATHHAHA
HJI AM
I AM THE ZOMBIE VERSION OF THE "MAN" YOU ONCE YOU KNEW AS CAPTAINWACKYGFDG
DURRR
BRAINZZZZZZZZZZ
THEYLLLL NEVER CURE DEATH
OR IT'LL HAPPEN AFTER I DIE
NOT ENOGUH PEOPLE ARE TRYING RIGHT NOW
THEY SHOULD TRY NOW WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE
WHAT'S THE POINT OF CURING DEATH OUTSIDE OF YOUR OWN LIFTIME
BUT I CAN'T CURE DEATH MYSELF YOU SEE THERE'S NO POINT IN ME BECOMEING A SCINESTIISTSTITST
I'M TOO THIKC YOU SEEE
ALL I CAN DO IS MOTIVATE OTHERS INTO CURING DEATH
BUT HOW CNA I DO THAT OTHER THAN POSTING "PLEASE CURE DEATH PLEASE!" ON THE INTERNET ON A BOARD NO ONE FUCKING READS ANYWAY
HURP DURPY
IT'S PRETTY FUCKING UNLIKELY THAT THE FUTURE GREAT SCINESTIST WHO WILL CURE DEATH IS READING THIS
BUT WHAT
WHAT IF IN THE FUTURE THE ABILITY TO LOOK BACK IN TIME IS INVENTED
AND A FUTURE SCINESTIST IS LOOKING BACK IN TIME NAD READING THIS
AND WHAT IF THEY ALSO HAVE THE ABILITY TO SEND NANO BOTS BACK IN TIME
WHAT IF THEY SEND THOSE NANO BOTS BACK IN TIME TO CURE ME
WHAT IF I MAKE THAT EXACT SEQUENCE OF EVENTS A REALITY BY POSTING THIS
THAT'S WHY I MUST POST THIS
IN CASE OF THAT
I MEAN WHAT WELSE CAN I DO
WRITE A NOVEL ABOUT CURINTG DEATH
ADN IT OUTSELLS 50 SHADES OF GAY
AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD BECOME SOBESSED WITH CURING DEATH RATHER THAN WHIPPING EACH OTHER
AND SO DEATH IS CURED THANKS TO ME
BUT WHO COULD BE IN THISNOVEL
I COULDN'T BE THE MAIN CHARACTE RBECAUSE I'M INCSNAE
MAEEPE MEEPE
SO I'D HAVE TO INVENT A CHARISMIATC LEAD CHARACTER
SOMEONE LIKE....BARRY HORSEPOWER
NO
SOMEONE EVNE MORE CHARISMATIC THNA DAT
SOMEONE LIE.........................................................CHESTER FUCKSTICK
NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO
CHESTER FUCKSTICK WILL NEVE CURE DEAHT
I HAVE TO BE SERIOUS NOW
I HAVE TO SUDDENLY BECOME A GREAT WRITER TO CURE DEATH AND CPAABLE OF COMING UP WITH GREAT NAMES
THIS IS CRUCIAL
WHAT'S A GOOD NAME
HOW ABOUT
HECTOR...........SALMON
NO
FUCK
HOW ABOUT
BERT.....COOPER
NOT
THAT'S A CHARACTER IN AMC'S MAD MEN
HOW ABOUT..............................................CHARLES.....................HORSE!?
IT'S BRILLIANT!
CHARLES HROSE
1OOMMMOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SORRY JUST TURNEDINTO A COW
CHARLES HORSE!
HE CAN CURE DEATH WITH HIS EXCELLENT NAME
AND MAYBE IN THE FUTURE THEY'LL EVENT NANO BOTS THAT CAN WRITE NOVELS FOR YOU
SO SEND THEM BACK IN TIME AND INTO MY BRAIN AND TAKE CONTROLO OF MY HANDS AND WRITE MY NOVEL AND CURE DEATH
SIMPLES!
HAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA
I'M SO BRILLIANT
I'VE CURED DEATH WITH THIS THING OF TH EDAY
IT'S ABSOLTLUELY FOOOLPROOF
EVEN NOW THE NANO BOTS ARE IN ME
I CAN'T FEEL THEM OR ANYTHING
BUT FUTURUE TECHNOLOOGY IS REALLY ADVANCED AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FEEL IT
I'LL PROBABLY WRITE THE NOVEL IN MY SLEEP
I'LL PROBABLY WAKE UP TOMORROW AND IT WILL BE LYING NEXT TO ME
AND THEN I'LL SNED IT TO MY PUBLISHER........
OH SHIT
I DON'T HAE PUBLISHER
WLEL
WLELLLLLLLLLLLLL
WELL!
THE NANO CUNTS CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT
I'M SURE THEY KNOW WHO ALL THE BEST PUBLISHERS ARE
THEY CAN TAKE CONTROL OF ME
AND FIND A PUBLISHERS
SIMPLESR¬
FAGHHFDHSJGFKJHKLP[90IOTHIG
F
GAHIDF GIA
GFD
AJFGF JAFGJYDA
T
ITTITTYT TTIT
NBGNBCV BNCNBCN
RE
T I HAVE NO FRIENDS
FDSHPJS
H
JOG H HAHAHA
KEN BIGSI
AIRA
GA
GA TR T
KRDASG
G
E SOOO
MOOO
SNO
NO KEN
KEN BIG WOULD BE A GODO NAME TOO
"HI IM KEN BIG! KEN BY NAME, KEN BY NATURE! ALSO I HAVE A LARGE COCK! WHO'S UP FOR SOME SEX, LADIES!"
"EWW WE'RE NOT ACUTALLY LADIES WE'RE NANO LADIES FROM THE FUTURE SEND BACK BY THE PEOPLE READING THIS THING OF THE DAY TO PLEASURE YOU SEXUALLY BUT EVEN WE ARE DISGUSTED BY YOU FUCK YOU NOW WE'LL KILL YOU USUING FUTURE TECHNOLDOGY"
NOOOOOO
I JUST WROT EMY OWN DEATH
SHIT
IGNORE THAN PART
ANYWAY
I WROT ETHE CURE FOR DEATH
SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEM NANO LADIES DO
PHEW
ANYWAY THAT PART WAS LAL A DREAM
I'LL WAKE UP TOMORORW AND THE FIRST STAGE O FHTE END OF DEATH WILL BE COMPLETER
I CAN'T HARDLY WAIT
