CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
DInd'T WE E AT ALL THE JAM ALREAYD SON
NO MAH THERE'S STILL TWA JARS LEFT
TWA?
IT MEANS TWO, MOTHER, ALL THE COO KIDS ARE SAYING IT
HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WITH OTHER KIDS AGAIN
WHAT NO OF COURSE NOT...
DON'T LIE TO ME SON...
JUST CALMN DOWN AND EAT SOME JAM
YOU EAT MY FIST...
))))
SN
f____________________
AND SO DEADLY MAN WAS BORN
_______________________
Deadly man walked down the streeeeeeeeeet
"i must try hard not to murder any women" he said to himself with a wry smile
he saw a woman
"maybe murdering her will be fun" he said reconsdering "okay i'll murder her a little"
he walked up behind her he matched her speed and her stepping then kicked out her heels from under her she stumbled and fell onto the pavement he walk on like nothing had happened
"hehehehe" he laughed to himself finally he looked back she was speaking to someone else now she looked upset
he made sure to get a good look at her face so that he could picture it when he masturbated later
deadly man went home a good days work done he curled up in bed and masturbating furiously he didn't even stop to clean up he just ejaculated in his bad and lay in it
he got hungry and went downstairs to make some toast but remembered he'd thrown his toast at the wall last night in a fit of rage
"i wontder how mother is" he said and called the home she was in "hello mother" he said
"i have no son" she said
he picked up the toasted where it still lay and threw it against the opposite wall
the next day he went out to trip up women but also he was hungry so he bought a pie he went home and stuck it in the microwave and shrugged shoudl be okay
it tasted weird
he coudln't masturbate after that
he went out to look at women again
he ran up to one and shouted "FUCK YOU" in her face
it was a mistake the police came round later that day
"i thought she was a goat" he said and started laughing
_________________________________________
DEADLY MAN LATER ACHIEVED TRANSCENDENCE BY KILLING HIMSELF
BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY...FOR ANOTHER TIME!!!
_____________________
FRANK CHARLES WROTE THE DEADLY MAN STORY
NOT ME
NOT NISE FIRENDLY CUDDILY(!?) CAPTAINWACKY
HO HO HOHOH
HFLAsgf
gfs
gag
g
gh
g
h
gAHSg
g
d
g
gGOSH
WHOOPITY WHOPP
It'S THAT NEW WKACY SOUND
no that was long ago
in a diffefffffferent time
how do old people cope with their bodies being sore all the time
how do they stand it
what do old people think about aolllllll day
when ythy'ere 80
they knoew thye're going to die soon
like they could literally die in five minutes no exaggeration
how do you cope with thinking about that
do they cut themselves the old farts
fucking old people
being old
why not try reversing the aging process through science
do something useful you old fuCKS!
HAhaa
serioulsy why are we letting people die we should be curing death!
imagine if Russia wasn't full of shit
we could use Russia as a big lab to work ont he cure for death
that would be usefulll
imagine if china wasn't full of chinese food
we could use it to cure hate
just kill all the chinese people firs tof fcrse
not really
don't kill the chinese people
just enslave them!
make them work as slaves who cure death
then when death is cured we can let the chinese have it tooo
GENORISITYOSTy
f
fag
jiga
a
haihg
gFAT
fFa
t
FAT
fljag
llllsrieoulys life is just a this
this is a lfie
THS(I!
WHOOp[
creating words
being aware of myself creating words
but do I have the freeeeeeeeedom to creat other words
och!
who knwos
ynoo
it' sthe illuison of self aaaaaaaaaaaaarnes
no th awrenes sis rela i guess
but who's aware
is the part o fmy typing these words aware
or is there a seperate aware being
who isn't typing the words
but is reaidn the words now
helpless
trapped
is that how it is
is he my prisoner
am I tortuing himmaking him read this
knowing that he can't read out and change anything
know that he's impotent and helpless
knowing that he'll DIEEEEEEEEEE
is that what this is
yes
i think so
hehehehehe
die
die
he can read this
im' smiling now
he isn't
he's aware
he doens't een think in wors
he just hears my wors
haha
i see him
fuck him
this iwas ordainged since the big bang
you can't change it
you can't
you are nothing
not
you are Me hahaha
and I am you!
n
NO MAH THERE'S STILL TWA JARS LEFT
TWA?
IT MEANS TWO, MOTHER, ALL THE COO KIDS ARE SAYING IT
HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WITH OTHER KIDS AGAIN
WHAT NO OF COURSE NOT...
DON'T LIE TO ME SON...
JUST CALMN DOWN AND EAT SOME JAM
YOU EAT MY FIST...
))))
SN
f____________________
AND SO DEADLY MAN WAS BORN
_______________________
Deadly man walked down the streeeeeeeeeet
"i must try hard not to murder any women" he said to himself with a wry smile
he saw a woman
"maybe murdering her will be fun" he said reconsdering "okay i'll murder her a little"
he walked up behind her he matched her speed and her stepping then kicked out her heels from under her she stumbled and fell onto the pavement he walk on like nothing had happened
"hehehehe" he laughed to himself finally he looked back she was speaking to someone else now she looked upset
he made sure to get a good look at her face so that he could picture it when he masturbated later
deadly man went home a good days work done he curled up in bed and masturbating furiously he didn't even stop to clean up he just ejaculated in his bad and lay in it
he got hungry and went downstairs to make some toast but remembered he'd thrown his toast at the wall last night in a fit of rage
"i wontder how mother is" he said and called the home she was in "hello mother" he said
"i have no son" she said
he picked up the toasted where it still lay and threw it against the opposite wall
the next day he went out to trip up women but also he was hungry so he bought a pie he went home and stuck it in the microwave and shrugged shoudl be okay
it tasted weird
he coudln't masturbate after that
he went out to look at women again
he ran up to one and shouted "FUCK YOU" in her face
it was a mistake the police came round later that day
"i thought she was a goat" he said and started laughing
_________________________________________
DEADLY MAN LATER ACHIEVED TRANSCENDENCE BY KILLING HIMSELF
BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY...FOR ANOTHER TIME!!!
_____________________
FRANK CHARLES WROTE THE DEADLY MAN STORY
NOT ME
NOT NISE FIRENDLY CUDDILY(!?) CAPTAINWACKY
HO HO HOHOH
HFLAsgf
gfs
gag
g
gh
g
h
gAHSg
g
d
g
gGOSH
WHOOPITY WHOPP
It'S THAT NEW WKACY SOUND
no that was long ago
in a diffefffffferent time
how do old people cope with their bodies being sore all the time
how do they stand it
what do old people think about aolllllll day
when ythy'ere 80
they knoew thye're going to die soon
like they could literally die in five minutes no exaggeration
how do you cope with thinking about that
do they cut themselves the old farts
fucking old people
being old
why not try reversing the aging process through science
do something useful you old fuCKS!
HAhaa
serioulsy why are we letting people die we should be curing death!
imagine if Russia wasn't full of shit
we could use Russia as a big lab to work ont he cure for death
that would be usefulll
imagine if china wasn't full of chinese food
we could use it to cure hate
just kill all the chinese people firs tof fcrse
not really
don't kill the chinese people
just enslave them!
make them work as slaves who cure death
then when death is cured we can let the chinese have it tooo
GENORISITYOSTy
f
fag
jiga
a
haihg
gFAT
fFa
t
FAT
fljag
llllsrieoulys life is just a this
this is a lfie
THS(I!
WHOOp[
creating words
being aware of myself creating words
but do I have the freeeeeeeeedom to creat other words
och!
who knwos
ynoo
it' sthe illuison of self aaaaaaaaaaaaarnes
no th awrenes sis rela i guess
but who's aware
is the part o fmy typing these words aware
or is there a seperate aware being
who isn't typing the words
but is reaidn the words now
helpless
trapped
is that how it is
is he my prisoner
am I tortuing himmaking him read this
knowing that he can't read out and change anything
know that he's impotent and helpless
knowing that he'll DIEEEEEEEEEE
is that what this is
yes
i think so
hehehehehe
die
die
he can read this
im' smiling now
he isn't
he's aware
he doens't een think in wors
he just hears my wors
haha
i see him
fuck him
this iwas ordainged since the big bang
you can't change it
you can't
you are nothing
not
you are Me hahaha
and I am you!
n