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THING OF THE DAY (thing+436)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
DInd'T WE E AT ALL THE JAM ALREAYD SON

NO MAH THERE'S STILL TWA JARS LEFT

TWA?

IT MEANS TWO, MOTHER, ALL THE COO KIDS ARE SAYING IT

HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WITH OTHER KIDS AGAIN

WHAT NO OF COURSE NOT...

DON'T LIE TO ME SON...

JUST CALMN DOWN AND EAT SOME JAM

YOU EAT MY FIST...

))))

SN

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AND SO DEADLY MAN WAS BORN

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Deadly man walked down the streeeeeeeeeet

"i must try hard not to murder any women" he said to himself with a wry smile

he saw a woman

"maybe murdering her will be fun" he said reconsdering "okay i'll murder her a little"

he walked up behind her he matched her speed and her stepping then kicked out her heels from under her she stumbled and fell onto the pavement he walk on like nothing had happened

"hehehehe" he laughed to himself finally he looked back she was speaking to someone else now she looked upset

he made sure to get a good look at her face so that he could picture it when he masturbated later

deadly man went home a good days work done he curled up in bed and masturbating furiously he didn't even stop to clean up he just ejaculated in his bad and lay in it

he got hungry and went downstairs to make some toast but remembered he'd thrown his toast at the wall last night in a fit of rage

"i wontder how mother is" he said and called the home she was in "hello mother" he said

"i have no son" she said

he picked up the toasted where it still lay and threw it against the opposite wall

the next day he went out to trip up women but also he was hungry so he bought a pie he went home and stuck it in the microwave and shrugged shoudl be okay

it tasted weird

he coudln't masturbate after that

he went out to look at women again

he ran up to one and shouted "FUCK YOU" in her face

it was a mistake the police came round later that day

"i thought she was a goat" he said and started laughing

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DEADLY MAN LATER ACHIEVED TRANSCENDENCE BY KILLING HIMSELF

BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY...FOR ANOTHER TIME!!!

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FRANK CHARLES WROTE THE DEADLY MAN STORY

NOT ME

NOT NISE FIRENDLY CUDDILY(!?) CAPTAINWACKY

HO HO HOHOH

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gag

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WHOOPITY WHOPP

It'S THAT NEW WKACY SOUND

no that was long ago
in a diffefffffferent time


how do old people cope with their bodies being sore all the time

how do they stand it

what do old people think about aolllllll day
when ythy'ere 80

they knoew thye're going to die soon

like they could literally die in five minutes no exaggeration









how do you cope with thinking about that

do they cut themselves the old farts

fucking old people

being old

why not try reversing the aging process through science

do something useful you old fuCKS!

HAhaa

serioulsy why are we letting people die we should be curing death!

imagine if Russia wasn't full of shit

we could use Russia as a big lab to work ont he cure for death

that would be usefulll

imagine if china wasn't full of chinese food

we could use it to cure hate

just kill all the chinese people firs tof fcrse

not really

don't kill the chinese people

just enslave them!

make them work as slaves who cure death

then when death is cured we can let the chinese have it tooo

GENORISITYOSTy
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llllsrieoulys life is just a this

this is a lfie

THS(I!

WHOOp[

creating words

being aware of myself creating words

but do I have the freeeeeeeeedom to creat other words

och!
who knwos

ynoo
it' sthe illuison of self aaaaaaaaaaaaarnes

no th awrenes sis rela i guess

but who's aware

is the part o fmy typing these words aware

or is there a seperate aware being

who isn't typing the words

but is reaidn the words now
helpless
trapped

is that how it is

is he my prisoner

am I tortuing himmaking him read this

knowing that he can't read out and change anything

know that he's impotent and helpless


knowing that he'll DIEEEEEEEEEE

is that what this is

yes

i think so

hehehehehe

die
die

he can read this

im' smiling now

he isn't

he's aware

he doens't een think in wors

he just hears my wors

haha

i see him

fuck him

this iwas ordainged since the big bang

you can't change it

you can't

you are nothing

not

you are Me hahaha

and I am you!
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