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A Derek Brick story
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"What can I help you with today?"
"It's...it's kind of embarrassing, doctor."
"I'm a doctor, I've heard it all..."
"I have no three dimensional model of a woman in my head for when I masturbate."
"..."
"Doctor, did you hear me?"
"Could you explain what you meant by...that?"
"You know when you masturbate?"
"I know about it."
"You have to like imagine something in your mind, right?"
"Yes..."
"I...I don't know any women. I never interact with them. I'm confined to my home, you know. Because of the Stardack Syndrome."
"Of course, it's in your file."
"I'm only hear today because I had to have a blood test anyway and I thought I'd come in...it was a bad idea."
"No, please, continue."
"I don't know how to picture a woman in my mind because I don't know what they feel like in three dimensional space. I can't achieve orgasm as a result."
"I...I see..."
"Do you? Oh do you really?"
"It can be hard, being isolated..."
"I look at porn and things but...they're just flat images on a screen. And so small. How can I imagine what they're really like? I try but there's like a barrier in my mind..."
"You could have other issues...."
"I mean the only women I've ever known have been relatives so I can't use them as a three dimensional model in a masturbation scenario!"
"You...you've been having sexual thoughts about relatives?"
!No! Literally the opposite! Aren't you listening? Don't you understand what I'm saying? I thought you were a doctor!"
"I'm sorry, please continue..."
"Nudity is weird anyway. I think everyone should keep their clothes on. And no I'm not gay, I've tried masturbating over men too. Hardly ever works."
"I will refer you to a counsellor if you wish, I know many good ones..."
"They have experience with my particular problem?"
"....well, maybe not...exactly..."
"Oh God I've told you all this what have I done. I can't...don't tell anyone. DON'T. Don't refere me. FUCKING DON'T."
"Now, please calm down..."
"I have a bomb. LOOK AT IT."
"Why are you pulling your jumper off...it's stuck on your head, let me help...that's a bunch of bananas strapped to your stomach."
"I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE."
Derek Ankle ran out and found the place was surprsingly large. It was like a shopping center. He ran up the escalator. There were people coming down it. But it wa smoving up! Fools. He struggling past them. They were made of stone. Wood. They had dead eyes...no three dimensional models to be found here. He felt a deep primal fear inside him. He was at the top of the staris, but the frozne non-people were all around. He could he navigate between them. He tried to duck around. He tried to close his eyes but they were already closed. He grabbed a tray. It was a big burger joint. He pushed through...he was finally in the bathrooms. There were girls and boys there. He was back in school, he remembered now. He had a class he was late to. He checked his timetable. He dind't know where he was supposed to go. The ink was running on the timetable...from his tears? A girl was approaching him. She felt real. She looked at him...and smirked.
"Get the fuck out of here you beanboy."
"What does that even mean? Hahaha."
"Why the fuck you laughing you cod?"
"I'm okay, I understand!"
She was pushing him out. He was back in the shopping center but it was full of stuffed bears. He heard a mooing. Why were they mooing. He tried to duck between them. His arms and legs flailed wildly. He pushed through to the balcony. He looked down. It was the edge of a cliff. There were rocks before. KILL YOURSELF, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, he thought. He took a step forward...
Charlses Horse awoke in bed with a start. He felt like he was falling. He hated falling dreams. The rest was fading fast. KILL YOURSELF, he heard again. He was thinking it. He checked his stomach for bananas for some reason. Had he taken a banana to bed? That was insane. He'd never do that. He tried to get to sleep and then there was a bear in bed with him. He woke up again with a start, then realised he was still dreaming, then woke up again in his real bed. He couldn't move. He hated sleep paralysis. He rembered he had to get to class then remembered he handn't been in school for fifteen years. His bed was wet with sweat.
He lay there not even trying to get to sleep.
The next morning he kept thinking "KILL YOURSELF" agan and again and again and again and...
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Charles Horse ther!
he's a jollly chapppp
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a ah spg
asgg ahappy little egg
he's a shppay lsl
cHARLe sHorse hter!
he's a joll little spiggg
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he's a
HEY MENTy
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he's a jolly little
CHarlsx eHORSE SEXH
THere
sex
with sex
Charlse Horsesther
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looooooook what I've become freinds
look on me and yelp
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s
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CHarlie her
Charls eherose ther!
he's a spooky dynamoon
demon Reg terhe!
Demon Reg!
my new charscter
HE RAPES PEOPLEs
no he dones't
HOW COME YOU CAN'T HAVE RAPE STORIES BUT YOU CAN HAVE MURDER DURR DURR I'm AMN
Man
I'm not a man thought lol
I don't even thinktHINGS like that
I'm a fucking autfuck
aut
fj
I OUGHTA!
CHARLES HORSE THER!
HE'S A REALL JOEY JOEY JOEY
#jEJg
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the thetet
the mpain?
ther is nothing
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there is nothing
gfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgf
whos iw
g
gd
fjlf
firint
no one ever comes bakc
ggggggggg
gggggggggggggggg
g
_____________
A Derek Brick story
_________________
"What can I help you with today?"
"It's...it's kind of embarrassing, doctor."
"I'm a doctor, I've heard it all..."
"I have no three dimensional model of a woman in my head for when I masturbate."
"..."
"Doctor, did you hear me?"
"Could you explain what you meant by...that?"
"You know when you masturbate?"
"I know about it."
"You have to like imagine something in your mind, right?"
"Yes..."
"I...I don't know any women. I never interact with them. I'm confined to my home, you know. Because of the Stardack Syndrome."
"Of course, it's in your file."
"I'm only hear today because I had to have a blood test anyway and I thought I'd come in...it was a bad idea."
"No, please, continue."
"I don't know how to picture a woman in my mind because I don't know what they feel like in three dimensional space. I can't achieve orgasm as a result."
"I...I see..."
"Do you? Oh do you really?"
"It can be hard, being isolated..."
"I look at porn and things but...they're just flat images on a screen. And so small. How can I imagine what they're really like? I try but there's like a barrier in my mind..."
"You could have other issues...."
"I mean the only women I've ever known have been relatives so I can't use them as a three dimensional model in a masturbation scenario!"
"You...you've been having sexual thoughts about relatives?"
!No! Literally the opposite! Aren't you listening? Don't you understand what I'm saying? I thought you were a doctor!"
"I'm sorry, please continue..."
"Nudity is weird anyway. I think everyone should keep their clothes on. And no I'm not gay, I've tried masturbating over men too. Hardly ever works."
"I will refer you to a counsellor if you wish, I know many good ones..."
"They have experience with my particular problem?"
"....well, maybe not...exactly..."
"Oh God I've told you all this what have I done. I can't...don't tell anyone. DON'T. Don't refere me. FUCKING DON'T."
"Now, please calm down..."
"I have a bomb. LOOK AT IT."
"Why are you pulling your jumper off...it's stuck on your head, let me help...that's a bunch of bananas strapped to your stomach."
"I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE."
Derek Ankle ran out and found the place was surprsingly large. It was like a shopping center. He ran up the escalator. There were people coming down it. But it wa smoving up! Fools. He struggling past them. They were made of stone. Wood. They had dead eyes...no three dimensional models to be found here. He felt a deep primal fear inside him. He was at the top of the staris, but the frozne non-people were all around. He could he navigate between them. He tried to duck around. He tried to close his eyes but they were already closed. He grabbed a tray. It was a big burger joint. He pushed through...he was finally in the bathrooms. There were girls and boys there. He was back in school, he remembered now. He had a class he was late to. He checked his timetable. He dind't know where he was supposed to go. The ink was running on the timetable...from his tears? A girl was approaching him. She felt real. She looked at him...and smirked.
"Get the fuck out of here you beanboy."
"What does that even mean? Hahaha."
"Why the fuck you laughing you cod?"
"I'm okay, I understand!"
She was pushing him out. He was back in the shopping center but it was full of stuffed bears. He heard a mooing. Why were they mooing. He tried to duck between them. His arms and legs flailed wildly. He pushed through to the balcony. He looked down. It was the edge of a cliff. There were rocks before. KILL YOURSELF, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, he thought. He took a step forward...
Charlses Horse awoke in bed with a start. He felt like he was falling. He hated falling dreams. The rest was fading fast. KILL YOURSELF, he heard again. He was thinking it. He checked his stomach for bananas for some reason. Had he taken a banana to bed? That was insane. He'd never do that. He tried to get to sleep and then there was a bear in bed with him. He woke up again with a start, then realised he was still dreaming, then woke up again in his real bed. He couldn't move. He hated sleep paralysis. He rembered he had to get to class then remembered he handn't been in school for fifteen years. His bed was wet with sweat.
He lay there not even trying to get to sleep.
The next morning he kept thinking "KILL YOURSELF" agan and again and again and again and...
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Charles Horse ther!
he's a jollly chapppp
a happfl
fa
a ah spg
asgg ahappy little egg
he's a shppay lsl
cHARLe sHorse hter!
he's a joll little spiggg
gspigg onion
he's a
HEY MENTy
g
h
he's a jolly little
CHarlsx eHORSE SEXH
THere
sex
with sex
Charlse Horsesther
e
looooooook what I've become freinds
look on me and yelp
f
s
g
CHarlie her
Charls eherose ther!
he's a spooky dynamoon
demon Reg terhe!
Demon Reg!
my new charscter
HE RAPES PEOPLEs
no he dones't
HOW COME YOU CAN'T HAVE RAPE STORIES BUT YOU CAN HAVE MURDER DURR DURR I'm AMN
Man
I'm not a man thought lol
I don't even thinktHINGS like that
I'm a fucking autfuck
aut
fj
I OUGHTA!
CHARLES HORSE THER!
HE'S A REALL JOEY JOEY JOEY
#jEJg
gf
g
f
gfg
g
g
g
g
g
t
t
t
t
t
t
tgjih
g
TEETH MAN THEt
ght
d
the
the thetet
the mpain?
ther is nothing
gf
there is nothing