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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
age

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"How's the weather?"
"What?"
"The weather."
"It is wetter."
"No I said the weather."
"The weather is wetter."
"What?"
"It's wet."
"Oh."


"What do you want for dinner?"
"What?"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?"
"I don't mind."
"Fish fingers."
"What?"
"FISH FINGERS."
"What about them?"
"FOR DINNER."
"Do you have any?"
"...no."
"We haven't eaten fish fingers in years."
"I don't know why I said it."
"What?"
"It was a joke."
"I don't get it."
"What?"
"The Joke."
"What joke?"
"FISH FINGERS."
"I said we don't have any. Are you forgetting things?"
"It's you who's...oh forget it."
"You admit it!"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Oh."

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OLD PEOPLE TALKING THERe

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aging is the way we stay alive

if you want to go on living yo9u have to get older
you
even though getting older will kill you one day

there is no alternative

if you don't want to get older you hvae to die

but you have to keep agint to the point where you want to die

you might as well keep living then

it's just weird

that aging will kill you

but you can't stop it ever

EVER

and time doesn't mean anything once it's passed

you could lie in bed for thirteen years

and it will still end

and you'll just be thirteen years closer to death

I suppose the thing you're supposed to do is I suppose live every day like it's important I suppose and I suppose make them all count I suppose!!!1

but who the fuck does that

aging

it's bad

touch your fucking body

iI bet it feels old

you're old

everyone's old

you're older than you were when you started reading this line

you're old

babies are old

it's all the same

all death

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you know that thing where a word seems like it isn't a real word when you type it or think about it

I got that with "much" there

BIGTIME

much

what the fuck is that

is that a word?

did it exst before I type it there?

was there a glitch in the Matrix

did reality just creat the world "much" to fill a need and insert it in my head and edit my memories like it always exist/

much

it's not much of a word

much
much
much
much
much
much

that is not a fucking word

i'm onto you




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remember when you used to think you'd discovered some big secret of reality

and it turned out....

you hadn't!

that there is no secret

just perception

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gf
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of course youre memories aren't what r
rgh

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of course your memories aren't what really happened

you're just remembering your MEMORIES

you create memories in your head

you remember the created memories

you repeat them to yourself so many times

you probably edit them without even noticing in

you don't remember reality

you remember what your'e telling yourself is what happened

memory is a lie


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we need to be robots that's the solution


guys

tha'ts it

that solve everyting

that would mae the MINE FOELD

lfd
a
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that would make the Mine Field live again

()the mine field never lived it's just how I remember it slecetivley remmebering all the good times but not how they really happened and the weeks na dmonths of ntohi

h0_

)_ASf

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im breaking

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robots

that's the answer to it all

we nee dto be robots

we don't die and we don't age

if we just be robots
 
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