CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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hadn hurts
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I only ate half an easter egg and it still gave me the shitS?
I bet twenty years ago I would have ate the whole thing
I'm so fucking old
just going to die
same age as Jesus when he died this year
fuck
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Charles Horse existed again.
He had just woke up? He was in bed. What time was it? He looked at the clock. 7:30? He didn't have to get up yet. Weird, he couldn't remember what day it was. Monday, right? It was Monday now. Right? He didn't remember going to bed, but he never remembered that when he first woke up. Wait, he was still wearing his clothes?
He'd gone to bed in his clothes?
Why couldn't he remember that...
Oh.
It was still Sunday evening. He'd been lying in bed trying to make the world disappear again and he'd fallen asleep. He did that, sometimes. It wasn't Monday morning, it was Sunday evening.
Still, kind of scary. He'd stopped existing and now he was back. Had he existed before? Was this the first him? He knew what he meant by thinking that.
What if he'd died.
He sighed and got out of bed.
He felt nothing.
So tired.
So nothing.
He was nothing.
He was Charles horse.
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hhahaha great storry
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Jesus woke to find himself looking at the blue sky. Weird. Had he fallen asleep standing up? He tried to move but found he coulnd't. It was like he was nailed down...
Oh, right, he was nailed to the cross. He'd dozed off.
What a stupid time to fall asleep. So much pain.
He couldn't remember a lot of his life.
He saw a vision of Santa and the Easter Bunny. They thanked him for making all this possible. What did they mean?
Just a dream, they weren't real.
He wondered if his Father God had been a dream too. He wondered if that whole Heaven thing was for real. He was supposed to be reborn first, then he'd go to Heaven.
But why the pain?
Why did he have to suffer for all these other gits?
He died.
He woke again in a cave. He didn't move at first because he knew he was nailed to the cross.
No! He was un-nailed. That was good.
Why did they leave him a fucking cave anyway?
He decided to have a wank.
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that Jesus there
in a story that didn't go anwhere
anywhere
it's a metaphor for live
LIFe
because life doens't go anywhere
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tufkc you
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fuck everyone
hadn hurts
ggggggggggggggggg
h
______
I only ate half an easter egg and it still gave me the shitS?
I bet twenty years ago I would have ate the whole thing
I'm so fucking old
just going to die
same age as Jesus when he died this year
fuck
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Charles Horse existed again.
He had just woke up? He was in bed. What time was it? He looked at the clock. 7:30? He didn't have to get up yet. Weird, he couldn't remember what day it was. Monday, right? It was Monday now. Right? He didn't remember going to bed, but he never remembered that when he first woke up. Wait, he was still wearing his clothes?
He'd gone to bed in his clothes?
Why couldn't he remember that...
Oh.
It was still Sunday evening. He'd been lying in bed trying to make the world disappear again and he'd fallen asleep. He did that, sometimes. It wasn't Monday morning, it was Sunday evening.
Still, kind of scary. He'd stopped existing and now he was back. Had he existed before? Was this the first him? He knew what he meant by thinking that.
What if he'd died.
He sighed and got out of bed.
He felt nothing.
So tired.
So nothing.
He was nothing.
He was Charles horse.
________________________
hhahaha great storry
_________________________________________
Jesus woke to find himself looking at the blue sky. Weird. Had he fallen asleep standing up? He tried to move but found he coulnd't. It was like he was nailed down...
Oh, right, he was nailed to the cross. He'd dozed off.
What a stupid time to fall asleep. So much pain.
He couldn't remember a lot of his life.
He saw a vision of Santa and the Easter Bunny. They thanked him for making all this possible. What did they mean?
Just a dream, they weren't real.
He wondered if his Father God had been a dream too. He wondered if that whole Heaven thing was for real. He was supposed to be reborn first, then he'd go to Heaven.
But why the pain?
Why did he have to suffer for all these other gits?
He died.
He woke again in a cave. He didn't move at first because he knew he was nailed to the cross.
No! He was un-nailed. That was good.
Why did they leave him a fucking cave anyway?
He decided to have a wank.
________________
that Jesus there
in a story that didn't go anwhere
anywhere
it's a metaphor for live
LIFe
because life doens't go anywhere
gjaisdgas
h
ah
a
gh
ah
phfap9i h9u9uew9u h9utgfu
rt i
tufkc you
f
as
gf
f
ucfksa
gf
a
gfs
f
afs
fuck everyone