CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
gggggggggggggggggggggg
h
h
why doe smy intneret go slow again
when I think it's fixed
after a month of it finally seeming to be fixed
then it goe sslow
and changes every day
but then stays slow
and the upload speed gets faster
but who cares about that
fucking on on
yeah this is my talking aboutg REAL LIFE ISSUES on a thing of the day
witho0ut hiding behind a made up character
like Gary Shitstain
instead it's just me
maybe this'll be the start of total honesty
maybe I'll explain my sexual disfucntions in detail
hahah
no
I look ed away there
and brok the stream of realness
sorry
_________________
A JOE BADGER STORY
____________________
I LIKE EATING FOOD SAID JOE BADGER
YUM YUM YUM FOOD
HE SAID EATING FOOD
MORE FOOD ME LIKE FOOD IT ONLY THING THAT MAKE JOE BADGER FEEL GOOD
FOOD IS GOOD!
GOOD IS FOOD!
YUMMY FOOD FOR JOE BADGER
NEED MORE
STILL FEEL PAIN
WANT TO FEEL GOOD LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
FEEL GOOD BY EATING FOOD
__________________________________
Joe Badger died of a massive heart attack aged 34
_______________________________________
HOW ABOUT ANOTHER CHARACT ERHTNE
___________________________
A SALLY CHEESE STORY
_______________________
SALLY CHEESE LIKED TO THROW BRICKS AT ANIMALS
SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHY
SHE JUST LIKED IT
SHE THREW A BRICK AT A DOG AND IT STARTED BARKING AND RAN AT HER
SHE JUST STOOD THERE
IT DID NOTHING TO HER
IT JUST LOOKED AT HER THEN RAN AWAY
SHE FELT POWERFUL
ONE DAY SHE DECIDED TO THROW BRICKS AT CARS FROM AN OVERPASS
THAT WOULD MAKE HER FEEL POWERFUL AS FUCK
SOMEONE GRABBED HER AFTER SHE DROPPED THE FIRST BRICK
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" SHE SAID, FOR IT WAS A WOMAN WHO HAD BEEN WALKING BY
SALLY INSTANTLY GABBED THE WOMAN'S ARM WITH HER OWN AND WITH ALL HER STRENGTH THREW HER OFF THE OVERPASS
SALLY WALKED AWAY QUICKLY WITHOUT LOOKING BACK
SHE HEARD THE SCREECHES
SHE HEARD THE SCREAMS
HER HEART WAS BEATING SO FAST
IT WAS SO MUCH MORE THAN LIKE WITH THE DOG
SHE WALKED STRAIGHT HOME
THE NEXT DAY SHE SAW THE NEWS
A FIVE CARE PILE-UP
FOUR PEOPLE DEAD INCLUDING THE WOMAN SHE'D TOSSED OFF THE OVERPASS
A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY WAS ONE OF THEM
A FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL WAS IN CRITICAL CONDITION
AND SALLY FELT SO POWERFUL
SHE WISHED THERE WAS A BRCIK BIG ENOUGH TO THROW ON THE ENTIRE WORLD!
________________
how do yo uwrite for women instead of men?
well
you say "her" instead of "his" and "she" instead of "he"
that's the trick!
fffffffffffffffffff
__________
I don't know fi these stories represnet anything in my brain
but I guess the mere fact that they were what I wrote means something
I mean you can write about evil things nad not be evil
but why are you thinking about evil things/
there must be a root
there's something in all of us
a dakrness
a realness
a light
a cat
a dog
and meep meep the meeplefucks
there's all of that
so much fucking stuff in all of us
we might not do all the things
but we're capable of imagining
of thinking
we're thought machines
but really
most of us will just die alone in this room staring at this monitor
did I say most of us
I meant me
it's me
I'll die right fucking here
maybe after hitting Submt Sminew Thread
submit new thread
you never know
it's going to happen
gets more likely every day
life is killing me
the end of all these thoughts is coming
all these possibilities
blotted out
never to see light
which is for the best in some cases
but i like being able to imagine
it will be a shame when that dies
but i won't know it
because I'm just the current construct
and when you die
you don't need a construct anymore
because there's no brain patterns there to construct one
haha
must be a way to not die right
surely!
within my lifeitme1
A way!
not to die!
it will hapepn!
that's why I was born here!
because death is cured within my lifetime!
i'll alwyas believe it
no matter how many times I type the real truth
the insanity will always be there
the imaginings will always be there
i can't die until i actually die
h
h
why doe smy intneret go slow again
when I think it's fixed
after a month of it finally seeming to be fixed
then it goe sslow
and changes every day
but then stays slow
and the upload speed gets faster
but who cares about that
fucking on on
yeah this is my talking aboutg REAL LIFE ISSUES on a thing of the day
witho0ut hiding behind a made up character
like Gary Shitstain
instead it's just me
maybe this'll be the start of total honesty
maybe I'll explain my sexual disfucntions in detail
hahah
no
I look ed away there
and brok the stream of realness
sorry
_________________
A JOE BADGER STORY
____________________
I LIKE EATING FOOD SAID JOE BADGER
YUM YUM YUM FOOD
HE SAID EATING FOOD
MORE FOOD ME LIKE FOOD IT ONLY THING THAT MAKE JOE BADGER FEEL GOOD
FOOD IS GOOD!
GOOD IS FOOD!
YUMMY FOOD FOR JOE BADGER
NEED MORE
STILL FEEL PAIN
WANT TO FEEL GOOD LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
FEEL GOOD BY EATING FOOD
__________________________________
Joe Badger died of a massive heart attack aged 34
_______________________________________
HOW ABOUT ANOTHER CHARACT ERHTNE
___________________________
A SALLY CHEESE STORY
_______________________
SALLY CHEESE LIKED TO THROW BRICKS AT ANIMALS
SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHY
SHE JUST LIKED IT
SHE THREW A BRICK AT A DOG AND IT STARTED BARKING AND RAN AT HER
SHE JUST STOOD THERE
IT DID NOTHING TO HER
IT JUST LOOKED AT HER THEN RAN AWAY
SHE FELT POWERFUL
ONE DAY SHE DECIDED TO THROW BRICKS AT CARS FROM AN OVERPASS
THAT WOULD MAKE HER FEEL POWERFUL AS FUCK
SOMEONE GRABBED HER AFTER SHE DROPPED THE FIRST BRICK
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" SHE SAID, FOR IT WAS A WOMAN WHO HAD BEEN WALKING BY
SALLY INSTANTLY GABBED THE WOMAN'S ARM WITH HER OWN AND WITH ALL HER STRENGTH THREW HER OFF THE OVERPASS
SALLY WALKED AWAY QUICKLY WITHOUT LOOKING BACK
SHE HEARD THE SCREECHES
SHE HEARD THE SCREAMS
HER HEART WAS BEATING SO FAST
IT WAS SO MUCH MORE THAN LIKE WITH THE DOG
SHE WALKED STRAIGHT HOME
THE NEXT DAY SHE SAW THE NEWS
A FIVE CARE PILE-UP
FOUR PEOPLE DEAD INCLUDING THE WOMAN SHE'D TOSSED OFF THE OVERPASS
A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY WAS ONE OF THEM
A FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL WAS IN CRITICAL CONDITION
AND SALLY FELT SO POWERFUL
SHE WISHED THERE WAS A BRCIK BIG ENOUGH TO THROW ON THE ENTIRE WORLD!
________________
how do yo uwrite for women instead of men?
well
you say "her" instead of "his" and "she" instead of "he"
that's the trick!
fffffffffffffffffff
__________
I don't know fi these stories represnet anything in my brain
but I guess the mere fact that they were what I wrote means something
I mean you can write about evil things nad not be evil
but why are you thinking about evil things/
there must be a root
there's something in all of us
a dakrness
a realness
a light
a cat
a dog
and meep meep the meeplefucks
there's all of that
so much fucking stuff in all of us
we might not do all the things
but we're capable of imagining
of thinking
we're thought machines
but really
most of us will just die alone in this room staring at this monitor
did I say most of us
I meant me
it's me
I'll die right fucking here
maybe after hitting Submt Sminew Thread
submit new thread
you never know
it's going to happen
gets more likely every day
life is killing me
the end of all these thoughts is coming
all these possibilities
blotted out
never to see light
which is for the best in some cases
but i like being able to imagine
it will be a shame when that dies
but i won't know it
because I'm just the current construct
and when you die
you don't need a construct anymore
because there's no brain patterns there to construct one
haha
must be a way to not die right
surely!
within my lifeitme1
A way!
not to die!
it will hapepn!
that's why I was born here!
because death is cured within my lifetime!
i'll alwyas believe it
no matter how many times I type the real truth
the insanity will always be there
the imaginings will always be there
i can't die until i actually die