CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
fffffffffffffframing device
i am sittinghere at the computer
i do this every ngiht at the smae time
i hav eto do things at the sma etime every day
i think becasuei have the autsimpergers
will i know that's the reason
i feel uncomfortable fi things change
physically uncomfortable
so yeah anyone i am typing this
but who am i
i have no story to tell
i have to be someone else
something else
to tell
but is it really my story
if i am green pig man
mooo
dreams felt more real when i was young
i remember them more vividly than any memory
yeah
i was real then
i guess when your ebrain is still growing your real
but when it gets to full size it's just a programme
running data
echoes
repttiiotn
copy of a copy
you get the idea with that
can i be something else
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A BILL CHEESE ADVENTURE
__________________
BILL CHEESE STARTED TYPING A STORY ABOUT A CHILD
_________________
Barry the child ran through the field!
"la la la I'm so alive!"
____________________________________
no that wans't working
though JOHNNY NOSE
who is really writing this
actualy no
___________
that was CHARLES HORSE trying to capture the Johnny Nose magic
yes somehow the Johnny Nose character also exists inside the head of cHARLES HORSE
even though Charles Horse is a darker character
the kind who WOULD STAB PEOPLE
he started wriging
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A JAMES ARMBAND STORY
__________________
Look I'm not saying I'm going to go on a killing spree.
But IF I was going to go on a killing spree....
I'd use a knife, obviously.
I'd fucking stab everyone to death.
I mean it's just common sense.
It would be the most fun way to go on a killing spree.
I'm not saying I'm going to!
I'm not!
BUT.
Come on.
You agree.
Imagine stabbing someone to death.
Stabby stabby!
The thrill of just pluning that knife into them over and over.
lol
but the blood.
The blood would go everywhere.
It would get in your clothes.
In your hair.
Everywhere.
That would be the worst part of fucking stabbing someone to death.
The evidence.
It would be shit to go to prison.
You'd get raped, if tv has taught me anything!
So yeah.
That's why James Arband will never stab anyone to death.
______________
Lucy sat back proud of the James Armband story she had just written.
She had successfully got inside the mind of a man!
MEN!
Always wanting to stab people.
It was a phallic thing, of course.
That's why men are always stabbing women to death.
It's a rape thing.
Think of all the other ways there are to kill someone.
You could like shoot them with a big gun.
Nothing phallic about a big gun!
MEN!
And their...STABBING!
______________________
Indian Joe sat back, proud of the Lucy story he'd just wrote.
He'd successfully captured the mind of a woman.
The way they think all men want to stab them.
That's what all women think.
Indian Joe had never actually talked to a woman himself, of course.
But he knew that's what they all thought.
_______________________________
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXT of the planet SHOEMAKER28 sat back, proud of the human adventures he'd just written.
He'd proven that the human mind was a simple thing and easy to understand.
__________________________
BLEEP BLOOP.
WRITING UNIT NINE WAS PLEASED WITH...
;
________________
ACTUALLY FUCK ITG.
ALL OF THIS WAS WRITTING BY ONE MOTHERFUCKER.
AND THAT CREAZY MOTGHERFUCKERS NAME WAs...
CAPTAIN ANARCHY!
HE WAS ALL ABOUT THE CRAZY SATANIST SHIT!
KILL EPOEPLELEtg
d
h____
actually fuck it all
that was all written by me
Charles Xavier.
leader of the X-Men
I wrote it all
to trick Magneto
that bastard!
MAGNETO!!!
while you're reading this...
Wolverine is sneaking up behind you to stabe in you in the arse!
TOO LATE to use your powers on him!
He just stabbed you up the arse!
_________________
Wait, thought JOHNNY NOSe, why am I writing about "stabbing" Magento up the arse?
That's kind of gay, isn't it?
Mabye Lucy was onto something.
Lucy.
Did I make her up?
Did she make up me?
Is she alive if she's only an idea in my head?
Am I alive if I'm only an idea in hers?
Are we all just ideas GOD is having?
No.
Maybe our collective mindds ARE god...
No that's just. stupid.
Johnny Nose ran out into the street and punched a random lamp post
one day he'd punch a person.
ONE DAY¬!
________________
Charlies Horses
___________
Frank Horse sat back to the keyboard, satisfied.
He wondered what he'd be like if he was truly evil and if he could truly stab people to death.
He couldn't even punch lamp posts.
Mabye it was evil enough to just think about it.
To want to destroy the world that had rejected and shunned him.
He didn't fit in.
He couldn't make himself fit, he couldn't make the world fit.
The only thing to do was to act out.
DESTROY!
But Frnak Horse had no power.
That was the difference.
If he was smarter, stronger, quicker he could do ti...
but then he might fit in if he was smarter, stronger, quicker..
He didn't know what he was even thinking anymore.
Frank Horse went ot sleep.
_____________________
he dreamed he had message board friends and they all read this
but that wasn't real
just a dream
how could he ever have friends
and who posted on message boards when FAcebook was SO MUCH EISER¬!!
Easier
He imagined a scenario where he made good message board friends nad posted with them for ten years but then they had busy lives or just had had enough of message boards and would only post on Facebook but of course Frank Horse could never do that becaue he wasn't a real fucking person.
But that would never happen.
He felt a senese of relife that he would never hav eto feel that dispapointmentndftgl ag
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shj
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[jg
f[skj
gfs
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djs
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[ghgf
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SHOOGFKS
h
fah
________________
JIMMINY CIRECK
__________________
Captain Horse stopped stabbing randomly at the keybaord and wne to bed.
maybe he'd dream himself back to life.
Maybe he'd dream his brain back.
Maybe it would start regrwoing again.
Or get smaller.
Or fade.
Or eh'd wake up and this would be adrema.
MAYBE!
as long as he was asleeep anythign was possible
schrodinger's sleepy cat
maybe ie he killed himself he could truly open up all possibilities
maybe
............
_
____________________
actually all of this was written by Prince William and Bam Bam from the Flintstones the end.
BAM BAM!
i am sittinghere at the computer
i do this every ngiht at the smae time
i hav eto do things at the sma etime every day
i think becasuei have the autsimpergers
will i know that's the reason
i feel uncomfortable fi things change
physically uncomfortable
so yeah anyone i am typing this
but who am i
i have no story to tell
i have to be someone else
something else
to tell
but is it really my story
if i am green pig man
mooo
dreams felt more real when i was young
i remember them more vividly than any memory
yeah
i was real then
i guess when your ebrain is still growing your real
but when it gets to full size it's just a programme
running data
echoes
repttiiotn
copy of a copy
you get the idea with that
can i be something else
____________
A BILL CHEESE ADVENTURE
__________________
BILL CHEESE STARTED TYPING A STORY ABOUT A CHILD
_________________
Barry the child ran through the field!
"la la la I'm so alive!"
____________________________________
no that wans't working
though JOHNNY NOSE
who is really writing this
actualy no
___________
that was CHARLES HORSE trying to capture the Johnny Nose magic
yes somehow the Johnny Nose character also exists inside the head of cHARLES HORSE
even though Charles Horse is a darker character
the kind who WOULD STAB PEOPLE
he started wriging
__________________
A JAMES ARMBAND STORY
__________________
Look I'm not saying I'm going to go on a killing spree.
But IF I was going to go on a killing spree....
I'd use a knife, obviously.
I'd fucking stab everyone to death.
I mean it's just common sense.
It would be the most fun way to go on a killing spree.
I'm not saying I'm going to!
I'm not!
BUT.
Come on.
You agree.
Imagine stabbing someone to death.
Stabby stabby!
The thrill of just pluning that knife into them over and over.
lol
but the blood.
The blood would go everywhere.
It would get in your clothes.
In your hair.
Everywhere.
That would be the worst part of fucking stabbing someone to death.
The evidence.
It would be shit to go to prison.
You'd get raped, if tv has taught me anything!
So yeah.
That's why James Arband will never stab anyone to death.
______________
Lucy sat back proud of the James Armband story she had just written.
She had successfully got inside the mind of a man!
MEN!
Always wanting to stab people.
It was a phallic thing, of course.
That's why men are always stabbing women to death.
It's a rape thing.
Think of all the other ways there are to kill someone.
You could like shoot them with a big gun.
Nothing phallic about a big gun!
MEN!
And their...STABBING!
______________________
Indian Joe sat back, proud of the Lucy story he'd just wrote.
He'd successfully captured the mind of a woman.
The way they think all men want to stab them.
That's what all women think.
Indian Joe had never actually talked to a woman himself, of course.
But he knew that's what they all thought.
_______________________________
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXT of the planet SHOEMAKER28 sat back, proud of the human adventures he'd just written.
He'd proven that the human mind was a simple thing and easy to understand.
__________________________
BLEEP BLOOP.
WRITING UNIT NINE WAS PLEASED WITH...
;
________________
ACTUALLY FUCK ITG.
ALL OF THIS WAS WRITTING BY ONE MOTHERFUCKER.
AND THAT CREAZY MOTGHERFUCKERS NAME WAs...
CAPTAIN ANARCHY!
HE WAS ALL ABOUT THE CRAZY SATANIST SHIT!
KILL EPOEPLELEtg
d
h____
actually fuck it all
that was all written by me
Charles Xavier.
leader of the X-Men
I wrote it all
to trick Magneto
that bastard!
MAGNETO!!!
while you're reading this...
Wolverine is sneaking up behind you to stabe in you in the arse!
TOO LATE to use your powers on him!
He just stabbed you up the arse!
_________________
Wait, thought JOHNNY NOSe, why am I writing about "stabbing" Magento up the arse?
That's kind of gay, isn't it?
Mabye Lucy was onto something.
Lucy.
Did I make her up?
Did she make up me?
Is she alive if she's only an idea in my head?
Am I alive if I'm only an idea in hers?
Are we all just ideas GOD is having?
No.
Maybe our collective mindds ARE god...
No that's just. stupid.
Johnny Nose ran out into the street and punched a random lamp post
one day he'd punch a person.
ONE DAY¬!
________________
Charlies Horses
___________
Frank Horse sat back to the keyboard, satisfied.
He wondered what he'd be like if he was truly evil and if he could truly stab people to death.
He couldn't even punch lamp posts.
Mabye it was evil enough to just think about it.
To want to destroy the world that had rejected and shunned him.
He didn't fit in.
He couldn't make himself fit, he couldn't make the world fit.
The only thing to do was to act out.
DESTROY!
But Frnak Horse had no power.
That was the difference.
If he was smarter, stronger, quicker he could do ti...
but then he might fit in if he was smarter, stronger, quicker..
He didn't know what he was even thinking anymore.
Frank Horse went ot sleep.
_____________________
he dreamed he had message board friends and they all read this
but that wasn't real
just a dream
how could he ever have friends
and who posted on message boards when FAcebook was SO MUCH EISER¬!!
Easier
He imagined a scenario where he made good message board friends nad posted with them for ten years but then they had busy lives or just had had enough of message boards and would only post on Facebook but of course Frank Horse could never do that becaue he wasn't a real fucking person.
But that would never happen.
He felt a senese of relife that he would never hav eto feel that dispapointmentndftgl ag
ds
hfj
shj
fdsj
fs
[jg
f[skj
gfs
j
fd
jgf
djs
dj
[ghgf
ga
SHOOGFKS
h
fah
________________
JIMMINY CIRECK
__________________
Captain Horse stopped stabbing randomly at the keybaord and wne to bed.
maybe he'd dream himself back to life.
Maybe he'd dream his brain back.
Maybe it would start regrwoing again.
Or get smaller.
Or fade.
Or eh'd wake up and this would be adrema.
MAYBE!
as long as he was asleeep anythign was possible
schrodinger's sleepy cat
maybe ie he killed himself he could truly open up all possibilities
maybe
............
_
____________________
actually all of this was written by Prince William and Bam Bam from the Flintstones the end.
BAM BAM!
