CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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anoterh thing of the day
to fill time
to fill life
the hole
why?
why not just not write one and do something else instead?
I don't know
it feels right
it fills a slot
life is made of slots
they have to be filled by the right things
if they're wrong I can tell
I need structure
mabye I should give this thing of the day structure
actually make it good for once
so that when they're printed out int he future
and the future humans are reading them
and creating a new civilsation around my teachings
they'll actualy be basing it around something good
nah!
because tyhat's not honest is it
I have to represent my brain with thing of the day
there's nothing good in my brain
let that be a lesson to you!
future humans
create better brains
with science
brains that can think!
ANYWAY HERE'S A PLAY
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A PLAY
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(MAN walks on stage.)
MAN: I am lonely.
(WOMAN walks on stage.)
Man: Thank you, God!
Woman: Hello.
Man: I've been waiting for someone like you.
Woman: Oh?
Man: At last, a partner!
Woman: I'm my own person!
Man: I know, but I mean...you're a woman, I'm a man...
Woman: So?
Man: Well are you a lesbian?
Woman: No.
Man: Well then!
Woman: Just because w'ere both straight doesn't mean I want to go on a date with you.
Man: Let's skip the date and just have sex then!
Woman: I don't find that funny.
Man: Women! Am I right?
Woman: Urgh!
(Woman STORMS OFF STAGe.)
Man: Well...I'm not going to waste this encounter...
(Man begins MASTURBATING on stage.)
Man: I LOVE YOU, WOMAN.
(A DOG runs out on stage. Many KICKS IT IN THE FACE.(
Man: I only want to ever look at WOMAN again!
(WOMAN returns with a gun.)
Woman: You killed my dog! Now I'll kill you!
Man: But I haven't finished masturbating yet!
(Woman shoots man in the face and he dies instantly.)
Woman: And now he's dead...and I'll never be able to tell him...that I secretly loved him!
(Woman turns the gun on herself and dies. Man wakes up.)
Man: That bullet only grazed me...oh no! She's dead! And...her body's still intact. Hmm. Well...she won't mind...
(He stands over her body LEERING at it.)
Man: ...if I pee on her!
(He pees on her.)
Man: Tee Hee!
(Woman wakes up.)
Woman: The gun wasn't loaded! I love you, man, let's have sex!
Man: Yes! Finally!
(The start to have sex.)
Woman: Wait a minute, why do I smell of pee?
Man: Oh...your dog came back to life and peed on you. I killed it again for you.
Woman: Nice! Hey...let's fuck up its corpse some before we have sex.
Man: You're sick! I like that!
Woman: And let's murder our children in a few years.
Man: Sure!
Woman: And let's...ARREST YOU.
Man: What!
(Woman pulls out a POLICE BADGE.)
Woman: You are under arrest for killing a dog and threatening to kill children! This was a sting!
Man: Shiiiit!
(The dog runs back on stage.)
Man: It's not dead!
Woman: Well...you still threatened to kill our children.
Man: Yeah I hate kids.
Woman: Meh, let's just have sex.
Man: ...is this a trick?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Okay, fine, as long as I get to have sex.
(The start to have sex but the woman starts biting the man's ear.)
Woman: I'M ACTUALLY A CANNIBAL.
(She bits his ear off and eats it. Many just sits there, shaking.)
Man: This is what life has done to me.
Woman: YUM YUM, EAR MEAT.
(Woman eats the ear for a full ten minutes while man sobs.)
Woman: I'm off to destroy another man, bye!
(She walks off stage.)
Man: And to think I was goign to murder our children for her!
FIN
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haha
good play there
you can actually imagine it playng out for real!
What?
what do you eman you can't
what do you mean it was UTTER SHIT
what do you mena your WASTING YOUR LIFE WRITING THIS?
What do you mean THIS IS REALITY IT'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGe
what do you mean there's only one moment and it' called life
what do you mena I should rip my own cock off now just to change thigns up
what do you mean I'm thinking of doing it?
what do you mean AAAAAAAAH THE PAIN
what do you mean bleeding out
what od you menaddddddddg
gfd
fglkf f
bbbbbbhji vnb
ghi
nb
anoterh thing of the day
to fill time
to fill life
the hole
why?
why not just not write one and do something else instead?
I don't know
it feels right
it fills a slot
life is made of slots
they have to be filled by the right things
if they're wrong I can tell
I need structure
mabye I should give this thing of the day structure
actually make it good for once
so that when they're printed out int he future
and the future humans are reading them
and creating a new civilsation around my teachings
they'll actualy be basing it around something good
nah!
because tyhat's not honest is it
I have to represent my brain with thing of the day
there's nothing good in my brain
let that be a lesson to you!
future humans
create better brains
with science
brains that can think!
ANYWAY HERE'S A PLAY
____________
A PLAY
____________
(MAN walks on stage.)
MAN: I am lonely.
(WOMAN walks on stage.)
Man: Thank you, God!
Woman: Hello.
Man: I've been waiting for someone like you.
Woman: Oh?
Man: At last, a partner!
Woman: I'm my own person!
Man: I know, but I mean...you're a woman, I'm a man...
Woman: So?
Man: Well are you a lesbian?
Woman: No.
Man: Well then!
Woman: Just because w'ere both straight doesn't mean I want to go on a date with you.
Man: Let's skip the date and just have sex then!
Woman: I don't find that funny.
Man: Women! Am I right?
Woman: Urgh!
(Woman STORMS OFF STAGe.)
Man: Well...I'm not going to waste this encounter...
(Man begins MASTURBATING on stage.)
Man: I LOVE YOU, WOMAN.
(A DOG runs out on stage. Many KICKS IT IN THE FACE.(
Man: I only want to ever look at WOMAN again!
(WOMAN returns with a gun.)
Woman: You killed my dog! Now I'll kill you!
Man: But I haven't finished masturbating yet!
(Woman shoots man in the face and he dies instantly.)
Woman: And now he's dead...and I'll never be able to tell him...that I secretly loved him!
(Woman turns the gun on herself and dies. Man wakes up.)
Man: That bullet only grazed me...oh no! She's dead! And...her body's still intact. Hmm. Well...she won't mind...
(He stands over her body LEERING at it.)
Man: ...if I pee on her!
(He pees on her.)
Man: Tee Hee!
(Woman wakes up.)
Woman: The gun wasn't loaded! I love you, man, let's have sex!
Man: Yes! Finally!
(The start to have sex.)
Woman: Wait a minute, why do I smell of pee?
Man: Oh...your dog came back to life and peed on you. I killed it again for you.
Woman: Nice! Hey...let's fuck up its corpse some before we have sex.
Man: You're sick! I like that!
Woman: And let's murder our children in a few years.
Man: Sure!
Woman: And let's...ARREST YOU.
Man: What!
(Woman pulls out a POLICE BADGE.)
Woman: You are under arrest for killing a dog and threatening to kill children! This was a sting!
Man: Shiiiit!
(The dog runs back on stage.)
Man: It's not dead!
Woman: Well...you still threatened to kill our children.
Man: Yeah I hate kids.
Woman: Meh, let's just have sex.
Man: ...is this a trick?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Okay, fine, as long as I get to have sex.
(The start to have sex but the woman starts biting the man's ear.)
Woman: I'M ACTUALLY A CANNIBAL.
(She bits his ear off and eats it. Many just sits there, shaking.)
Man: This is what life has done to me.
Woman: YUM YUM, EAR MEAT.
(Woman eats the ear for a full ten minutes while man sobs.)
Woman: I'm off to destroy another man, bye!
(She walks off stage.)
Man: And to think I was goign to murder our children for her!
FIN
_____________________________________
haha
good play there
you can actually imagine it playng out for real!
What?
what do you eman you can't
what do you mean it was UTTER SHIT
what do you mena your WASTING YOUR LIFE WRITING THIS?
What do you mean THIS IS REALITY IT'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGe
what do you mean there's only one moment and it' called life
what do you mena I should rip my own cock off now just to change thigns up
what do you mean I'm thinking of doing it?
what do you mean AAAAAAAAH THE PAIN
what do you mean bleeding out
what od you menaddddddddg
gfd
fglkf f
bbbbbbhji vnb
ghi
nb
