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thing of the day (thing+469)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
guess who's back

IT's ME

THE THING OF THE DAY GUY

thing of the day is BACK in its home land

HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND GUESS WHAt

I have nothing to say

nothing!

not even words!

I get les and less

LES

SLES

Less and less

how do you expect thing of the day to get better

whe I'm less?

you expect too much

don't expect human behaviour from me you noses

YOU NOSES

you're all noses expecting that

hahaha

remember that cat

it never became human

tha'ts me

I'm a cat

not literally

but effecitvely

yep

miaow!

PURR
RUB AGAINST YOUR LEGS

cats

they're cool
except they die young

not like people

they live a bit longer

then they die too

so really are they any better off than cats?

NO

humans cats

same thing

expect I'm not human

or a cat

I'm a fish

I'm a kipper

I' a slipper

no

I'm Slippy from STar Fox

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SLIPPY'S HIT


DO A CATTLE ROLL

DO A MEAGER LIFE

HAHAHAHA

HERE'S A STORY

____________


Charles Horse was addicted to watching reality tv.

"I sure hope the contenstant I'm obsessed with doesn't get voted out!" he thought all week.

It hurt his chest thinking about it.

He thought he was having a heart attack.

Then the day came.

She was voted out.

He felt bad.

But his chest didn't hurt because he didn't have to worry anymore.

So maybe it was for the best.

Then he felt guilty and hoped him thinking that hadn't made it happen.

Like that feeling of relief hadn't travelled back in time and led to her eviction.

But that wouldn't make sense anyway.

Would it?

___________________

a scary warning ther enot to get obssessed with reality tv

or anything

ffffffff

but what if ther'es nothing in your head

you hae to fill in with obsessions

obsessions are good for chaotic minds

structure

somethign to think about

in an obsessive repetivie way

easier than taking things as they come

you konw?

nah

I don't konw

thought I had something there

guess not

how do normal people think about things?

do they just...think about them?

do they not constantly anticipate and second guess and worry adn remember?

that must feel weird!

___________

BUNNY HARRISON WENT TO THE DOCTOR

"EXCUSE ME, I'M A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN MY OWN NARRATIVE," HE SAID

"TAKE TWO PILLS AND SMILE!" SAID THE DOCTOR

BUNNY HARRISON KILLED HIMSELF LATER THAT DAY

______________________________


FOOD FOR HECTOR ORANGE

"I NEED FOOD!" HE SAID

NO ONE GAVE HIM ANY

"YOU DIE NOW!" SAID SMARTY JOE

HECTOR ORANGE DIED

_____________

yeah good story there

maybe one of the best

_______________

NINNY THE NOOK

HE EATS HOOKS

HE DIED

________________

FRANK HORSE ATE A WHOLE CAKE

HE FELT SICK

HE LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE

HE WOKE UP AND FOUND HE'D VOMITTED ALL OVER HIMSELF

HE WAS LUCKY HE HADN'T CHOKED TO DEATH

LUCKY...
______________


anyway
 
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