CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
guess who's back
IT's ME
THE THING OF THE DAY GUY
thing of the day is BACK in its home land
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND GUESS WHAt
I have nothing to say
nothing!
not even words!
I get les and less
LES
SLES
Less and less
how do you expect thing of the day to get better
whe I'm less?
you expect too much
don't expect human behaviour from me you noses
YOU NOSES
you're all noses expecting that
hahaha
remember that cat
it never became human
tha'ts me
I'm a cat
not literally
but effecitvely
yep
miaow!
PURR
RUB AGAINST YOUR LEGS
cats
they're cool
except they die young
not like people
they live a bit longer
then they die too
so really are they any better off than cats?
NO
humans cats
same thing
expect I'm not human
or a cat
I'm a fish
I'm a kipper
I' a slipper
no
I'm Slippy from STar Fox
the ltitle rungt
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fds
h
vn
n
xc
n
xn
bxc
n
n
n
gnbv
SLIPPY'S HIT
DO A CATTLE ROLL
DO A MEAGER LIFE
HAHAHAHA
HERE'S A STORY
____________
Charles Horse was addicted to watching reality tv.
"I sure hope the contenstant I'm obsessed with doesn't get voted out!" he thought all week.
It hurt his chest thinking about it.
He thought he was having a heart attack.
Then the day came.
She was voted out.
He felt bad.
But his chest didn't hurt because he didn't have to worry anymore.
So maybe it was for the best.
Then he felt guilty and hoped him thinking that hadn't made it happen.
Like that feeling of relief hadn't travelled back in time and led to her eviction.
But that wouldn't make sense anyway.
Would it?
___________________
a scary warning ther enot to get obssessed with reality tv
or anything
ffffffff
but what if ther'es nothing in your head
you hae to fill in with obsessions
obsessions are good for chaotic minds
structure
somethign to think about
in an obsessive repetivie way
easier than taking things as they come
you konw?
nah
I don't konw
thought I had something there
guess not
how do normal people think about things?
do they just...think about them?
do they not constantly anticipate and second guess and worry adn remember?
that must feel weird!
___________
BUNNY HARRISON WENT TO THE DOCTOR
"EXCUSE ME, I'M A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN MY OWN NARRATIVE," HE SAID
"TAKE TWO PILLS AND SMILE!" SAID THE DOCTOR
BUNNY HARRISON KILLED HIMSELF LATER THAT DAY
______________________________
FOOD FOR HECTOR ORANGE
"I NEED FOOD!" HE SAID
NO ONE GAVE HIM ANY
"YOU DIE NOW!" SAID SMARTY JOE
HECTOR ORANGE DIED
_____________
yeah good story there
maybe one of the best
_______________
NINNY THE NOOK
HE EATS HOOKS
HE DIED
________________
FRANK HORSE ATE A WHOLE CAKE
HE FELT SICK
HE LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE
HE WOKE UP AND FOUND HE'D VOMITTED ALL OVER HIMSELF
HE WAS LUCKY HE HADN'T CHOKED TO DEATH
LUCKY...
______________
anyway
IT's ME
THE THING OF THE DAY GUY
thing of the day is BACK in its home land
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND GUESS WHAt
I have nothing to say
nothing!
not even words!
I get les and less
LES
SLES
Less and less
how do you expect thing of the day to get better
whe I'm less?
you expect too much
don't expect human behaviour from me you noses
YOU NOSES
you're all noses expecting that
hahaha
remember that cat
it never became human
tha'ts me
I'm a cat
not literally
but effecitvely
yep
miaow!
PURR
RUB AGAINST YOUR LEGS
cats
they're cool
except they die young
not like people
they live a bit longer
then they die too
so really are they any better off than cats?
NO
humans cats
same thing
expect I'm not human
or a cat
I'm a fish
I'm a kipper
I' a slipper
no
I'm Slippy from STar Fox
the ltitle rungt
g
fds
h
vn
n
xc
n
xn
bxc
n
n
n
gnbv
SLIPPY'S HIT
DO A CATTLE ROLL
DO A MEAGER LIFE
HAHAHAHA
HERE'S A STORY
____________
Charles Horse was addicted to watching reality tv.
"I sure hope the contenstant I'm obsessed with doesn't get voted out!" he thought all week.
It hurt his chest thinking about it.
He thought he was having a heart attack.
Then the day came.
She was voted out.
He felt bad.
But his chest didn't hurt because he didn't have to worry anymore.
So maybe it was for the best.
Then he felt guilty and hoped him thinking that hadn't made it happen.
Like that feeling of relief hadn't travelled back in time and led to her eviction.
But that wouldn't make sense anyway.
Would it?
___________________
a scary warning ther enot to get obssessed with reality tv
or anything
ffffffff
but what if ther'es nothing in your head
you hae to fill in with obsessions
obsessions are good for chaotic minds
structure
somethign to think about
in an obsessive repetivie way
easier than taking things as they come
you konw?
nah
I don't konw
thought I had something there
guess not
how do normal people think about things?
do they just...think about them?
do they not constantly anticipate and second guess and worry adn remember?
that must feel weird!
___________
BUNNY HARRISON WENT TO THE DOCTOR
"EXCUSE ME, I'M A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN MY OWN NARRATIVE," HE SAID
"TAKE TWO PILLS AND SMILE!" SAID THE DOCTOR
BUNNY HARRISON KILLED HIMSELF LATER THAT DAY
______________________________
FOOD FOR HECTOR ORANGE
"I NEED FOOD!" HE SAID
NO ONE GAVE HIM ANY
"YOU DIE NOW!" SAID SMARTY JOE
HECTOR ORANGE DIED
_____________
yeah good story there
maybe one of the best
_______________
NINNY THE NOOK
HE EATS HOOKS
HE DIED
________________
FRANK HORSE ATE A WHOLE CAKE
HE FELT SICK
HE LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE
HE WOKE UP AND FOUND HE'D VOMITTED ALL OVER HIMSELF
HE WAS LUCKY HE HADN'T CHOKED TO DEATH
LUCKY...
______________
anyway