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thing of the day (thing+473)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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letters!

hold dwon a key

and letters appea

r

well the same later over and over

you can make different letters by just pressing a key once

that's how we communicate

that's how we are

imagine if we didn't have this system

imagine if we had to use...speaking

with our voices

our fucking weak voices

having to think about what you want to say

and make the words come out right

all the while there's a second person saying stuff that you have to think about

how do you humans coped with it

cope

see

even typing I still get it wrong

still panic

still feel the tendrils closing in

evne typng
haha

gf


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah

________________

Billy Washington lived in old times.

He liked to eat.

But he was getting fat.

It was a dillemma.

He told himself he wouldn't eat today...

But he had nothing else to do.

The internet hadn't been invented yet. Not even tv.

He was just lying on his bed trying to wank.

He wanted to eat.

Meat. Lots of meat.

He'd fucking do it.

Why not.

He'd eat today but not tomorrow.

It would be fine...

Except tomorrow he'd be lying here like today.

The tomorrow him.

And he'd be just as bored and he'd want to eat just as much.

That future version of him didn't exist yet so it was easy to discount his feelings.

But he would exist...

Like all the past versions of him who had existed.

But not today.

Fuck future him.

He'd eat the meat.

Future him could suffer.

He didn't give a fuck.

He ate the meat.

Lots of meat.

And he felt fat after.

No eating for two days he told himself...

He laughed.

___________________

HAHAHAHAHa

yeah


YEAH

yeah

yeah

it's just words

YEAH

that's a word

A YEAH WORD
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thecron

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I think I've said everything I have to say for today
 
This one, for example is better.

I have a weak voice at the moment. Seriously, I have a vocal palsy and it is a complete pain in the ass.
 
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