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Two old people who are married
"Was it always like this?"
"What?"
"Our lives."
"What?"
"OUR LIVES."
"I meant, like what?"
"THIS."
"Oh. yes."
"I suppose so."
"It's not all been bad."
"I didn't say it had been."
"Remember that holiday we went on?"
"That was eighteen years ago. And we went home early."
"I hurt my leg."
"I wasn't blaming you."
"You always blame me."
"I don't."
"Is Murder She Wrote on yet?"
"We don't have to watch Murder She Wrote every day. We've seen every episode before anyway. You always remember who the murderr is."
"Not yesterday! I thought it was Kate Muglrew. But she was the murderer in her other two episodes."
"It doesn't matter. We could just talk instead."
"We just had a long talk."
"It wasn't very long!"
"Longer than usual..."
"That's the point I was making."
"We have good lives, nothing to complain about."
"We just sit here."
"What else do you want! We're old!"
"Yes. Yes we are."
"Look, it's not too late..."
"Really? Okay! What do you want to do? Go out somewhere?"
"I mean it's not too late to watch Murder She Wrote. It'll be just starting now."
"Oh."
"We can't go out! Not with my leg and your eyes."
"We could..."
"Do you want me to read out the names of the guest stars for you?"
"Sigh."
"Do you or not?"
"No. Let me be surprised."
"Oh, I remember this one! He's the murderer!"
"Sigh."
_________________
OLD PEOLE THERE
BEING FUCKING OLD
HAHAHA LAUGH AT THEM
YOU'LL NEVER BE OLD
FOREVER YOUNG
ONLY LOSERS GET OLD
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME
AND MY WEIRD FEELING CHEST
MY FUCKING HEART WON'T JUST RANDOMLY STOP BEATNIG
I CAN EAT WHATEVER SHIT I WANT
MMMM GIANT BAG OF MONSTER MUNCH
I'LL BE FINE
IT'S ALL A LIE ANYWAY
DEATH
IT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME
I'M FUCKING ME
I CAN'T DIE
THE UNIVERSE ONLY EXISTS FOR ME
ME ME ME ME FUCKING ME
FUCK YOU ALL
"Was it always like this?"
"What?"
"Our lives."
"What?"
"OUR LIVES."
"I meant, like what?"
"THIS."
"Oh. yes."
"I suppose so."
"It's not all been bad."
"I didn't say it had been."
"Remember that holiday we went on?"
"That was eighteen years ago. And we went home early."
"I hurt my leg."
"I wasn't blaming you."
"You always blame me."
"I don't."
"Is Murder She Wrote on yet?"
"We don't have to watch Murder She Wrote every day. We've seen every episode before anyway. You always remember who the murderr is."
"Not yesterday! I thought it was Kate Muglrew. But she was the murderer in her other two episodes."
"It doesn't matter. We could just talk instead."
"We just had a long talk."
"It wasn't very long!"
"Longer than usual..."
"That's the point I was making."
"We have good lives, nothing to complain about."
"We just sit here."
"What else do you want! We're old!"
"Yes. Yes we are."
"Look, it's not too late..."
"Really? Okay! What do you want to do? Go out somewhere?"
"I mean it's not too late to watch Murder She Wrote. It'll be just starting now."
"Oh."
"We can't go out! Not with my leg and your eyes."
"We could..."
"Do you want me to read out the names of the guest stars for you?"
"Sigh."
"Do you or not?"
"No. Let me be surprised."
"Oh, I remember this one! He's the murderer!"
"Sigh."
_________________
OLD PEOLE THERE
BEING FUCKING OLD
HAHAHA LAUGH AT THEM
YOU'LL NEVER BE OLD
FOREVER YOUNG
ONLY LOSERS GET OLD
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME
AND MY WEIRD FEELING CHEST
MY FUCKING HEART WON'T JUST RANDOMLY STOP BEATNIG
I CAN EAT WHATEVER SHIT I WANT
MMMM GIANT BAG OF MONSTER MUNCH
I'LL BE FINE
IT'S ALL A LIE ANYWAY
DEATH
IT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME
I'M FUCKING ME
I CAN'T DIE
THE UNIVERSE ONLY EXISTS FOR ME
ME ME ME ME FUCKING ME
FUCK YOU ALL