thing of the day (thing+485)

[CaptainWacky]

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I enter into this thingoftheday with no perperation

prep

er

ation?

yeah


that

like I normally do so much!!

I normally have it all FIGURED OUt
lol

not

it's a metaphor fo rlife!


lol

life is a metaphor for life


or somthient

g

every moment is the firs tmoment

you just keep appearing in your body

yep

until you don't

but there's no you to know that you haven't

so that will never happen

you're only alive for as long as you exist

if you don't exist you don't know you're not alive

so relax!

or something


u88888888888888

yeah thought I had something there

i can't even sit comfortably anymore

something goes wrong

if i set one way my stomach ends up hrut


hurting

another way and my back hurts

or my shoulders

or legs

or resticl
d
gf


sTESTICLES

somethigns always hurts

meep moop

beep boop

hitler snadwiches

at least I have my obesession with female celebrities to fall bakc on

yeah

that's omethintg
t
g
mepeg

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MAN EATS AN APPLE

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A man ate an apple the end______________

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g





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that was a good story

it had a beginning and an end

no middle

we don't need no stinking middles

we're grapeS!

GRAPES ODN'T NEED MIDDLES

THE GRAPE ARMY IS HERE

yeah

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flooby drinks




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"have you ever drank a flloby dink?" asked Hitler

"do you mean a flooby drink?" asked the jew

"I HATE JEWS NOW!" said Hitler

"that's your origin story!" said the jew!

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maybe I'll turn into a dense lifeform of pure metal tomorrowwee

 

[Cassie]

I hope your metalness begins at your FEET.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't even lift them.