CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
this will be the last thing of the for a whle probably
as we approach the decemember story perido
this makes no sense for those reading in the future
the new humans who rise up from the ashes of our civilisation
or are they human
maybe they evolved from cats
or cockroaches
or Kardashians
who knows
they're reading this ayway
they have no context for a "decemeber story"
you konw it occrus to me that I should write a bible for them
since they have nothing else from this time period
as thingof theday is the o nly thing(oftheday) that survives the apocalypse
so yes
here, future people, is the thing of the day guid to 2014 (the current year)
and just general human things
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oay there are twleve "months" in a year. months were invented by Julius Ceasar who used to rule the whole wordl with an iron fist and leaves in his head
the first month of the year is called January and is name after Jan from The Brady Bunch
the second month is named February and is the shortest month at only two days
March is the thrid month and is named after the month of March
April O'Neil was in the turtle BUT SHE IS NOT MEGAN FOX
May is the fifth month and is named after Spider-Man's aunt May it is the month when I was born naked and crying
June is the sixth month and it's getting hot!
Julie is the seventh month and it's really hot now!
AUGUST is the eightth month and you have to type it in all caps or you get spanked
SeptENDer is the ninth month and was so named because it was originally the final month of the year before they decided to add more
Octolder is the tenth month and it has Halloween and also the mass suicide of lemmings
Movember is the eleventh month and it is so called because Moe the Bartender from the Simpsons was executed on this month
Decemember is the last month and merry Easter!
I hope that clears things up
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other facts about the current day: Brad Pitt is the president of the world and is caught between his love of Jennifer annison and Angela Jolly but WHO WILL HE PIC!K?
Will Smith is the world's oldest man and his chldren invented time travel
Jack Dee is dead
the world's sexiest ladies (the other type of human along with the slightly taller "menfolk" are: Michelle Obama, Natalie Dormer, Jack Dee's Wife, The Big Sue, Billie Piper, The Lady Diana Princess Of Whales, KILLERWOMAN238, Jack Dee's daughters, Jolene Blalcok, Linda Park, Scott Bakula after his gender resassignment surgery and Madonna's ghost
wheat is the onlyh thing I eat
every year ten virgins are sacrificed to Ronald Mdonald so that he will continue to provide hamburgers
I have no legs
legs were outlawed be Prince Charles on 2018 becaue he hates legs lol
I don't know what I'm typing anymore
hope all this help
ed
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wow that's a long tline
if you want to insert anything into this time capuslul please do so
BUT NO BODILY fLUIDS
mine only
please clone me from my cum
thanks, future fokls!
____________
well that was a fun diversion wasn'ts it
and who knows!
maybe the lizard people will read this in the future and WILL clone my from my cum
will my clone be different depending on the last person I wanked over?
almost certainly!
it's exciting
every time I wank I don't know if that's the wank that will produce my clone
I better not wank over Hitler again!
I wouldn't want my clone having a moustache!
_________________
the end
as we approach the decemember story perido
this makes no sense for those reading in the future
the new humans who rise up from the ashes of our civilisation
or are they human
maybe they evolved from cats
or cockroaches
or Kardashians
who knows
they're reading this ayway
they have no context for a "decemeber story"
you konw it occrus to me that I should write a bible for them
since they have nothing else from this time period
as thingof theday is the o nly thing(oftheday) that survives the apocalypse
so yes
here, future people, is the thing of the day guid to 2014 (the current year)
and just general human things
__________________
oay there are twleve "months" in a year. months were invented by Julius Ceasar who used to rule the whole wordl with an iron fist and leaves in his head
the first month of the year is called January and is name after Jan from The Brady Bunch
the second month is named February and is the shortest month at only two days
March is the thrid month and is named after the month of March
April O'Neil was in the turtle BUT SHE IS NOT MEGAN FOX
May is the fifth month and is named after Spider-Man's aunt May it is the month when I was born naked and crying
June is the sixth month and it's getting hot!
Julie is the seventh month and it's really hot now!
AUGUST is the eightth month and you have to type it in all caps or you get spanked
SeptENDer is the ninth month and was so named because it was originally the final month of the year before they decided to add more
Octolder is the tenth month and it has Halloween and also the mass suicide of lemmings
Movember is the eleventh month and it is so called because Moe the Bartender from the Simpsons was executed on this month
Decemember is the last month and merry Easter!
I hope that clears things up
_____________________________
other facts about the current day: Brad Pitt is the president of the world and is caught between his love of Jennifer annison and Angela Jolly but WHO WILL HE PIC!K?
Will Smith is the world's oldest man and his chldren invented time travel
Jack Dee is dead
the world's sexiest ladies (the other type of human along with the slightly taller "menfolk" are: Michelle Obama, Natalie Dormer, Jack Dee's Wife, The Big Sue, Billie Piper, The Lady Diana Princess Of Whales, KILLERWOMAN238, Jack Dee's daughters, Jolene Blalcok, Linda Park, Scott Bakula after his gender resassignment surgery and Madonna's ghost
wheat is the onlyh thing I eat
every year ten virgins are sacrificed to Ronald Mdonald so that he will continue to provide hamburgers
I have no legs
legs were outlawed be Prince Charles on 2018 becaue he hates legs lol
I don't know what I'm typing anymore
hope all this help
ed
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
wow that's a long tline
if you want to insert anything into this time capuslul please do so
BUT NO BODILY fLUIDS
mine only
please clone me from my cum
thanks, future fokls!
____________
well that was a fun diversion wasn'ts it
and who knows!
maybe the lizard people will read this in the future and WILL clone my from my cum
will my clone be different depending on the last person I wanked over?
almost certainly!
it's exciting
every time I wank I don't know if that's the wank that will produce my clone
I better not wank over Hitler again!
I wouldn't want my clone having a moustache!
_________________
the end
