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thing of the day (thing+512)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
and so it is back to the thing of the day grind


backon the track

bakc on the train

choo choo

it's the thing of the day express!

make wya

for

look

nothing will happen in this thing of the day

I won't write anything amusing or profound or worthwhile

I won't even express the pointlessness of it all in a more interesting way than usual

you might as well just not read this crap

I guess I coul ddo that thing wher eI gvie notes to THe future lol

it's better than trying to write something with meaing

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NOTE FOR THE FUTURE

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The moon - the Earth used to have a moon before it was eaten by BACON MAN

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actually no

no more notes for the future

there is no future

no one will ever read
this

no one

why don't i just go to sleep

why doon't I just give up on the fucking internet

I'll never be a Facebook person

NEVER

because I'm not a person

and it's not a fucking message board

you're supposed to post things on message boards

fuck's sake

but they'll die

everything dies

I might as well give up now

and go to bed

and sleep

and fucking not wake up

because really who says we don't die when we fall asleep

we probably do

the person that wakes up on the next "day" is actually you in a parrellel universe

you're born into a new universe every day

but it's not the same you

you just remember things from the other universe

but you're dead

it's dead

the universe is dead

yeah

nothing but these words

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I warne d you at the start

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Charles Horse decided to become a furry. He went to a costume shop. "I'll have that squirrel suit," he said. He dressed up in the squirrel suit. He went to the furry convetion. Finally he had found his people. These FREAKS would be just as bad as him. He could make friends at last. He listened to them talking. They sounded...like normal people. Normal people but dressed up as animals. Maybe other people would think they weren't normal, but they weren't like Charles anyway. And anyone who wasn't like Charles was a normal person as far as Charles went. They laughed and had conversations and he felt sick. He ran out. Still in his squirrel suit. He ran down the street. People looked at him. A child laughed. He thought of throwing himself in front of a car.

Well, of course he didn't do any of that. He was sitting in his bed thinking about it. But it was a really good thinking session. He'd really thought the whole thing through. He felt proud of that.

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Charles Horse there

wha ta cunt


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remebmer that time something ahppened

no me neither

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it's amazing how many years you've actually been alive if you stop and think

and how few you have in front of you

how short your worthless life is

you'd go mad thinking about it

if you could still fucking think

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there isn't really an end

it just gets worse and worse

you and you don't know how much worse it can get

you don't know which point of the worseness you're on

it just get sworse

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DEATH DEATH FUCKING DEAHT

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I HATE BEGFYHBv



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this is it!

finaly

I've hit the thingoftheday wall

it finally happened

all these years...

it finally happened

it's over

it's all over
 
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