CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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hot LAVA
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roffloll
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no one can reist THE CAT
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no one can resist THE SQUIDINATOR
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The Squidinator went to the shop to buy a cheese wheel.
"I'd like a cheese wheel, madam," he said to the bearded man in the shop.
"This is a knife shop, sir," said the bearded man. "And I'm a man."
"AND I'M A SQUID," said the Squidinator, showing his hand.
"Indeed," said the bearded man. "Hail Squidinator." And he handed the Squidinator a wheel of cheese.
"At last," said the Squidinator. "At last I have a wheel of cheese to call my own. And the best part? I only had to use my mind control powers to get it!"
"You're controlling my mind?" said the bearded man, sadly.
"You are my slave now," said the squidinator, taking a bite of cheese.
"I can't live like this!" said the bearded man, grabbing one of the many knives from the shop.
"Oh please," said the squidinator. "You can't harm me, not while I'm controlling your mind, you silly puppy."
"No, but I can do this," said the bearded man and he stabbed himself to death through his own heart.
"He would rather die than be my slave," said the squidinator. The bearded man's wife walked in.
"My husband!" she said.
"I'M THE SQUIDINATOR," said the squidinator.
"Yes master," said the wife. "I am your slave now."
"Get me another cheese wheel!" said the squidinator.
"Yes master," said the wife. She pulled a cheese wheel out of her dead husband's beard.
"I knew he had a cheese wheel there," said the squidinator, nodding.
"Can I kill myself now?" asked the wife.
"Would not you rather be my slave?" asked the squidinator.
"No," said the wife.
"That's pretty sad,! said the squidinator. "You are the ten millionth person to choose death rather than be my slave! Oh well, on to the next one." And he left to find another human to enslave.
But when he was gone, the wife took a cheese wheel from out of her bra.
"I was holding out on him!" she laughed.
But the shop exploded and she died.
"I leave no trace of my visit," explained the squidinator, walking through a wasteland of exploded shops and houses and the bones of his former slaves.
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THE END
_____________________________
who can save the world from his evil
find out in part two
coming never if I die
imagine if I died right now and never wrot e a squdiantor sequel
IMAGINE THAT SHIt
IF YOU CAN
it could havepeppn
I'm not specila
I can died
I could kill myself right now
I would then be dead
if you think about it
I only exist becasue I'm not dead
it's an illusion
not even anything
just this thought
this thoguht that ends
when I submit new thread
not the the same person who wrote the last thing of the day
not the same who writes the next if there is one
not even the same person who started it
not real
i am the knowledge that i am not real
a reflection of thought
there is nothing
but yeah
the squidinator!
he's funny!
LOL
THE SQUIDINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BABY I WASB LIead
bhd
ahf
ahbfbfcbf
everyone will lsoe intserest in me
everyone
it always happens
just fade away
just like jimminy metal fnv bvn
i dont' know
just hit submit new thread at a ranomd
point
random point
at a random point
do that
do that
DO THAT
when will ti be randomgvhfgn
bv
g
g
h
hhhh
h
hot LAVA
fa
g
f
r
rt
f
at
g
g
a
g
gt
roffloll
gas
g
a
g
ag
g
g
gy
rrrrrrrrrrr
no one can reist THE CAT
ilf
no one can resist THE SQUIDINATOR
))))))))))))))))))))f
_______________
The Squidinator went to the shop to buy a cheese wheel.
"I'd like a cheese wheel, madam," he said to the bearded man in the shop.
"This is a knife shop, sir," said the bearded man. "And I'm a man."
"AND I'M A SQUID," said the Squidinator, showing his hand.
"Indeed," said the bearded man. "Hail Squidinator." And he handed the Squidinator a wheel of cheese.
"At last," said the Squidinator. "At last I have a wheel of cheese to call my own. And the best part? I only had to use my mind control powers to get it!"
"You're controlling my mind?" said the bearded man, sadly.
"You are my slave now," said the squidinator, taking a bite of cheese.
"I can't live like this!" said the bearded man, grabbing one of the many knives from the shop.
"Oh please," said the squidinator. "You can't harm me, not while I'm controlling your mind, you silly puppy."
"No, but I can do this," said the bearded man and he stabbed himself to death through his own heart.
"He would rather die than be my slave," said the squidinator. The bearded man's wife walked in.
"My husband!" she said.
"I'M THE SQUIDINATOR," said the squidinator.
"Yes master," said the wife. "I am your slave now."
"Get me another cheese wheel!" said the squidinator.
"Yes master," said the wife. She pulled a cheese wheel out of her dead husband's beard.
"I knew he had a cheese wheel there," said the squidinator, nodding.
"Can I kill myself now?" asked the wife.
"Would not you rather be my slave?" asked the squidinator.
"No," said the wife.
"That's pretty sad,! said the squidinator. "You are the ten millionth person to choose death rather than be my slave! Oh well, on to the next one." And he left to find another human to enslave.
But when he was gone, the wife took a cheese wheel from out of her bra.
"I was holding out on him!" she laughed.
But the shop exploded and she died.
"I leave no trace of my visit," explained the squidinator, walking through a wasteland of exploded shops and houses and the bones of his former slaves.
_____________________________
THE END
_____________________________
who can save the world from his evil
find out in part two
coming never if I die
imagine if I died right now and never wrot e a squdiantor sequel
IMAGINE THAT SHIt
IF YOU CAN
it could havepeppn
I'm not specila
I can died
I could kill myself right now
I would then be dead
if you think about it
I only exist becasue I'm not dead
it's an illusion
not even anything
just this thought
this thoguht that ends
when I submit new thread
not the the same person who wrote the last thing of the day
not the same who writes the next if there is one
not even the same person who started it
not real
i am the knowledge that i am not real
a reflection of thought
there is nothing
but yeah
the squidinator!
he's funny!
LOL
THE SQUIDINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BABY I WASB LIead
bhd
ahf
ahbfbfcbf
everyone will lsoe intserest in me
everyone
it always happens
just fade away
just like jimminy metal fnv bvn
i dont' know
just hit submit new thread at a ranomd
point
random point
at a random point
do that
do that
DO THAT
when will ti be randomgvhfgn
bv
