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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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brain of sand

brain of dust

brain of nothing

nothign huamn

hummmmmmmmmmman

not a man

not a hu

nothing

Hahaha

just oging to die

life so fragile

so fucking stupid

flesh and bone and neurons

just a loat

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The Squidinator walked through the empty city. It had been weeks since he'd last seen a human. And that one had killed itself within eighty seconds of speaking him. He had run out of cheese. He needed more. He needed something. He was so alone. All he did was walk and look. He listened in on a working human radio he found one day. He heard reports of war in Europe. He knew somehow he had started the war, despite never being to Europe. He knew a sickness had spread across the sea from his tentacles of endless pain. He didn't know how but it had. He laughed in the emptiness. Then he saw someone move.

"Don't be frightened," he said. It was a girl, hiding behind a car. She was wearing a backpack. She was cute. He felt sad that she would be dead soon.

"Who...what are you!?" she said, gasping as his hideous face of squid.

"I'm the Squidinator," he said. "You konw me."

"I don't know...what the fuck is going on? Why is everyone dead?" She looked scared, but not enslaved. What was going on here?

"Have you been in a coma or something?" he asked.

"I locked myself up when the world went mad..."

"Do you have a cheese wheel in that backpack?"

"...what? Why would I have a cheese wheel? I...I heard something about that though. On the news. People compelled to produce cheese..."

"Do you not find yourself under my control?" he asked. She back away.

"No!" she said. "What do you mean!"

"This is wonderful! Finally I have met someone I can speak to as a fellow human!"

"You're not human! What are you!"

"I am a manifestation of humanity's evil. I was created BY YOU, BY YOUR FEARS, YOUR HATRED, YOUR SELF LOATHING. I AM HERE TO HAUNT YOUR SOULS." He did not know where the words had come from, but they felt right. He remembered waking up as the Squidinator one day, but it hadn't been the beginning of his life. What had he been before then?

"You're a monster."

"DO AS I SAY."

"No. I'd rather die..."

"No! Don't do that! They all do that. Please, live. I won't harm you."

"Just leave me alone, Squidinator. Just leave me alone." She walked away from him. He watched her go.

He knew what he had to do.

He would stalk her.

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hhhhhhhhhhhh

i think one time i travelled to the future and saw the moment o fmy death

or maybe this is the moment of my death and my life is flashing before my fucking eyes

but no

probably not

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NOTHIGN FUCKING MEANS ANYTHING IT'S ALL NOTHING AT LEAST IF YOU'RE NORMAL YOU GET TO DO FUCKING NORMAL PEOPLE THINGS I DON'T EVEN GET THAT I JUST FUCKING THINK THESE STUPID FUCKING THOGUHTS AND IT DOESN'T EVER CHANGE FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK SHIT COKC MEEPFMAS
 
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