CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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NOT SQUIDINATOR TODAY
?YOU DON'T GET WHAT Y?OU WANT IN LIFe
YOU DON'T GE THE SQUIDINATOR
my brain is getting more frozen
my eyelids barely open
the are connect to my brian
my brain is justmeat
there's not thinking stuff inside it
just memories of thoughts
memories of memories of memories of thoughts
nothing new
can' tmake new thoughts
never tell you when you're young
that one day your brain dies
life is fucking ridiculous
you just die
spoiler!
that's what happens
you don't get a narrative
just stuff
death
that's it
stuff and death
no rhyme or reason
doesn't matter what you do
at all
might as well eat cows
and then go meep
do that
try it
yep!
shoudln't we be trying really hard to become robots
instead of just living and dying
why aren'tw eltja
yeah
it's that part of th thing of the da
SERIO?ULSY MY BRAIN IS FUCKE DI CAN'T THINK
i'ts that part of thing of the day where i ask why everyone on the planet isn't working otogether to cure death
I've never had a satisfactory answer
le'ts just wank instead
pretend that makes it okay
seriouly we've all pretneding every moentn of every day
why type things
durp
what happens when I die all my internet stuff
it'll just sit there
forever
what the fuck
that'd dub
fdum
b
gf
ogfjd DUMb
like jy fucking brain
gjjghjgjlghljh
there will be no cutaways in this thing of theday
because life is a continous stream
of nonssne and nothing
thgisn happen
try to make sense of it
if life hadn't evolved we wouldn't do that
get through the day for another day
days upon days and then
more days
but also you need to pee more
and your brain slows down
and your back hurts
and you can't wank
and you can't think
and then you die
so why
can't we just stay young
can't we do that
do that
scientists
make us young and immortal
is it so fucking hard?
what are scientists even doing righ tnow
fucking nothing
fucking scienstss
gf
dsjHAHAHAHa
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maybe if I post this I'll becom eimmortall1"
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hd
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JIIBLBY FCUK
LET'S ALL POST ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF TK AS WELL BY THE WAY
yeah tha'tll make no sense to the people in the future reading this afte rit's all that survives of 2015 humanity
actually no that won't happen
no on will eve read this
not evne Jimminty BUndy fuck
that fuck
JImminity Budn FUcker
that's his name
he fucks all the mice
my brain hurts
my forehead hurts
hahaha
just kepe typnig
eat all the cirsps
just oing to die
going
not oing
just oging ot id
dg
just going to die
hye I typed it
that means I won't die!
oh wait I will
can't even be bothered lying to myself
religion isn't true either by the way
but you alreayd knew that
fuck shit bhadf
d
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
is tha tenough yet
can i click smbut
will it materf
ii'm nothing
i'm les sthan fucking
g
agj not even an ideabvn
snake coild around my brain
the snake is me
h
ga
h
ah
NOT SQUIDINATOR TODAY
?YOU DON'T GET WHAT Y?OU WANT IN LIFe
YOU DON'T GE THE SQUIDINATOR
my brain is getting more frozen
my eyelids barely open
the are connect to my brian
my brain is justmeat
there's not thinking stuff inside it
just memories of thoughts
memories of memories of memories of thoughts
nothing new
can' tmake new thoughts
never tell you when you're young
that one day your brain dies
life is fucking ridiculous
you just die
spoiler!
that's what happens
you don't get a narrative
just stuff
death
that's it
stuff and death
no rhyme or reason
doesn't matter what you do
at all
might as well eat cows
and then go meep
do that
try it
yep!
shoudln't we be trying really hard to become robots
instead of just living and dying
why aren'tw eltja
yeah
it's that part of th thing of the da
SERIO?ULSY MY BRAIN IS FUCKE DI CAN'T THINK
i'ts that part of thing of the day where i ask why everyone on the planet isn't working otogether to cure death
I've never had a satisfactory answer
le'ts just wank instead
pretend that makes it okay
seriouly we've all pretneding every moentn of every day
why type things
durp
what happens when I die all my internet stuff
it'll just sit there
forever
what the fuck
that'd dub
fdum
b
gf
ogfjd DUMb
like jy fucking brain
gjjghjgjlghljh
there will be no cutaways in this thing of theday
because life is a continous stream
of nonssne and nothing
thgisn happen
try to make sense of it
if life hadn't evolved we wouldn't do that
get through the day for another day
days upon days and then
more days
but also you need to pee more
and your brain slows down
and your back hurts
and you can't wank
and you can't think
and then you die
so why
can't we just stay young
can't we do that
do that
scientists
make us young and immortal
is it so fucking hard?
what are scientists even doing righ tnow
fucking nothing
fucking scienstss
gf
dsjHAHAHAHa
a
maybe if I post this I'll becom eimmortall1"
ht
hd
ghphitngipfjsi
JIIBLBY FCUK
LET'S ALL POST ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF TK AS WELL BY THE WAY
yeah tha'tll make no sense to the people in the future reading this afte rit's all that survives of 2015 humanity
actually no that won't happen
no on will eve read this
not evne Jimminty BUndy fuck
that fuck
JImminity Budn FUcker
that's his name
he fucks all the mice
my brain hurts
my forehead hurts
hahaha
just kepe typnig
eat all the cirsps
just oing to die
going
not oing
just oging ot id
dg
just going to die
hye I typed it
that means I won't die!
oh wait I will
can't even be bothered lying to myself
religion isn't true either by the way
but you alreayd knew that
fuck shit bhadf
d
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
is tha tenough yet
can i click smbut
will it materf
ii'm nothing
i'm les sthan fucking
g
agj not even an ideabvn
snake coild around my brain
the snake is me
