CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The Squidinator will not be appearing in this thing of the day.
We are going oldschool.
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AND THAT MEANS IT SUCKS AND IS POINTLESS LIKE EVERY OTHER THING OF THE DAY EVER
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU OPEN A THING OF THE DAY
IT'S JUST GOING TO BE THIS
IT'S JUST GOING TO BE ME TYPING SHIT
SAYING I HATE LIFE
SAYING I CAN'T BE HUMAN
BECAUSE I CAN'T
I TYPE FACTS
THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE ENTERTAINING TO READ
OR THAT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ME
NO ONE CAN EVER BE ANYONE ELSE
NONE OF US SEE THE UNIVERSE THE SAME
IT'S JUST THAT SOME OF US ARE MORE TUNED IN TO EACH OTHER'S FUCKING BRAINS
I'M NOT
I CAN'T TUNE IN
I'M UNTUNED
haha
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seriously there is nothing
I can go to a new segment
but nothign is changed
brain is noodles
see the world through a cloud
glass
haze
noodles
whatever
i'm in there buried so deep
so much around me
a cacooon
not touching the world
not feeling
like
imagine a clever metaphor for what i just said
it's like that
oklkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
imagine
let's all pile pressure on me
don't ever let me abe me!
be me
don't try to understand that i need to approach things in ac ertain way
NO NO
when the chips are down
just tell me to be like you
just say "yeah but really you have to be like me"
don't respect my existence
erase my choice
delete delete
just fuckingsg
fthifngk
gf
gf
g
CHIPS ARE DONE
Down
chips
chipppppppppppppps
let me be me
just do it
do you not think i think about things in my own fucked up noodle wya?
of course i do
I think all the itme
too much
thoughts burst like bubble
but i keep blowing them
bubbles that is
thoughts
see that was nearly a metaphor
nearly!
under sand
buried in the dirt
can't break out
this is me
i'm this small
this size
can't grow into nothing
can't swim in noodles
can't flow
can't can't can't
lol
just a waste
well not really
just a thing
all life is the same
everything you are is deleted at the end
what happens to all my books when I die
that's a nnnnnnnnnoying
they'll just be lying there
what happens toa ll my bfemale celebriyt images when I die
is hould write a willl where I give all my female celebiryt images to needy people
or not
I hope I die wanking
or not
I don't want to die
really
it's stupid
can't we just invent robot bodies now
i'm only here because i'm thinkkkkkkkkkking
in a few moment i could be gone
and the unvierse would go on
whtout me
i can only see the niverse from my point ovirew
it can't see me at all
gfljggggggg
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another segment?
_________________
no
stgments
segments are llies
or somethinggfd
if liv ate my brain she'd just kill herslef right awya
gash
hogj
g
maybe if i sleep some more thigns will get better!
______________________________
maybe if i do things differently it won't make a differene because I'll still be me
____________________________
maybe
_______________
what am I deven doing now
__________
don't know
story
________________
man walked
man slept
man ate
man computered
man died
the end
______________
that man1/
classic ccccccharacter
the dude
the old bricklasher
the old jimmintyfuck
hitler shoes
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Hitler buys new shoes
)))))))))))
___________________
Hitler: I'd like new shoes.
Shop Owner: This is a great honour to have you here, sir, buying new shoes.
Hitler: Ja, ja, give me shoes.
Shop Owner: Can I have a selfie first?
Hitler: Okay, make it snappy.
Shop Owner: Haha, snappy! Great pun!
Hitler: It wasn't a pun. Just hurry up!
Shop Owner: I'm not Jewish by the way.
Hitler: I didn't even ask!
Shop Owner: Or gay! I don't even find you sexy! NO DISRESPECT! If I WAS gay I would of course find you sex! I'd have a big erection right now from being in the presence of your sexiness. I'd cum in your moustache. But I'm not gay! OR A GYPSY!
Hitler: JUST TAKE YOUR SELFIE AND BRING ME MY SHOES.
Shop Owner: Yes, master.
Hitler: Thank you. Now, how about cumming in my moustache?
Shop Owner: I...what? But...are you...gay?
Hitler: I won't tell anyone if you don't.
Shop Owner: Oh boy! SEXY TIME!
Hitler: Ha! You fell for it! Now I know you ARE gay and I can have you...promoted!
Shop Owner: What?
Hitler: I love gays! I'm making you head of shoes!
Shop Owner: Oh Hitler, thank you! By the way, I actually am Jewish too!
Hitler: WHAT! DIE!
THE END
______________
they don't teach you that in your "history" books
We are going oldschool.
_________________________
AND THAT MEANS IT SUCKS AND IS POINTLESS LIKE EVERY OTHER THING OF THE DAY EVER
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU OPEN A THING OF THE DAY
IT'S JUST GOING TO BE THIS
IT'S JUST GOING TO BE ME TYPING SHIT
SAYING I HATE LIFE
SAYING I CAN'T BE HUMAN
BECAUSE I CAN'T
I TYPE FACTS
THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE ENTERTAINING TO READ
OR THAT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ME
NO ONE CAN EVER BE ANYONE ELSE
NONE OF US SEE THE UNIVERSE THE SAME
IT'S JUST THAT SOME OF US ARE MORE TUNED IN TO EACH OTHER'S FUCKING BRAINS
I'M NOT
I CAN'T TUNE IN
I'M UNTUNED
haha
____________
seriously there is nothing
I can go to a new segment
but nothign is changed
brain is noodles
see the world through a cloud
glass
haze
noodles
whatever
i'm in there buried so deep
so much around me
a cacooon
not touching the world
not feeling
like
imagine a clever metaphor for what i just said
it's like that
oklkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
imagine
let's all pile pressure on me
don't ever let me abe me!
be me
don't try to understand that i need to approach things in ac ertain way
NO NO
when the chips are down
just tell me to be like you
just say "yeah but really you have to be like me"
don't respect my existence
erase my choice
delete delete
just fuckingsg
fthifngk
gf
gf
g
CHIPS ARE DONE
Down
chips
chipppppppppppppps
let me be me
just do it
do you not think i think about things in my own fucked up noodle wya?
of course i do
I think all the itme
too much
thoughts burst like bubble
but i keep blowing them
bubbles that is
thoughts
see that was nearly a metaphor
nearly!
under sand
buried in the dirt
can't break out
this is me
i'm this small
this size
can't grow into nothing
can't swim in noodles
can't flow
can't can't can't
lol
just a waste
well not really
just a thing
all life is the same
everything you are is deleted at the end
what happens to all my books when I die
that's a nnnnnnnnnoying
they'll just be lying there
what happens toa ll my bfemale celebriyt images when I die
is hould write a willl where I give all my female celebiryt images to needy people
or not
I hope I die wanking
or not
I don't want to die
really
it's stupid
can't we just invent robot bodies now
i'm only here because i'm thinkkkkkkkkkking
in a few moment i could be gone
and the unvierse would go on
whtout me
i can only see the niverse from my point ovirew
it can't see me at all
gfljggggggg
_____________
another segment?
_________________
no
stgments
segments are llies
or somethinggfd
if liv ate my brain she'd just kill herslef right awya
gash
hogj
g
maybe if i sleep some more thigns will get better!
______________________________
maybe if i do things differently it won't make a differene because I'll still be me
____________________________
maybe
_______________
what am I deven doing now
__________
don't know
story
________________
man walked
man slept
man ate
man computered
man died
the end
______________
that man1/
classic ccccccharacter
the dude
the old bricklasher
the old jimmintyfuck
hitler shoes
___________
Hitler buys new shoes
)))))))))))
___________________
Hitler: I'd like new shoes.
Shop Owner: This is a great honour to have you here, sir, buying new shoes.
Hitler: Ja, ja, give me shoes.
Shop Owner: Can I have a selfie first?
Hitler: Okay, make it snappy.
Shop Owner: Haha, snappy! Great pun!
Hitler: It wasn't a pun. Just hurry up!
Shop Owner: I'm not Jewish by the way.
Hitler: I didn't even ask!
Shop Owner: Or gay! I don't even find you sexy! NO DISRESPECT! If I WAS gay I would of course find you sex! I'd have a big erection right now from being in the presence of your sexiness. I'd cum in your moustache. But I'm not gay! OR A GYPSY!
Hitler: JUST TAKE YOUR SELFIE AND BRING ME MY SHOES.
Shop Owner: Yes, master.
Hitler: Thank you. Now, how about cumming in my moustache?
Shop Owner: I...what? But...are you...gay?
Hitler: I won't tell anyone if you don't.
Shop Owner: Oh boy! SEXY TIME!
Hitler: Ha! You fell for it! Now I know you ARE gay and I can have you...promoted!
Shop Owner: What?
Hitler: I love gays! I'm making you head of shoes!
Shop Owner: Oh Hitler, thank you! By the way, I actually am Jewish too!
Hitler: WHAT! DIE!
THE END
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they don't teach you that in your "history" books
