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thing of the day (thing+579)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
this is not a squidgod thing

ambye ther ewill never be a squidgod thing again

maybe it'll just end

like life does

maybe!

if you had died before I posted this you wouldn't be reading this

because there would be no you
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FUCKINING CAN'T EXPRESS MYSELF EVER


HSHJJIAE FUCKING CONSTANT SMALL FUCKING BUBBLE RAIN

BRAIN

LEARNED THAT IW ASMOR

FOOLD MYSELF INTO THINKING I WAS MORE

IW AS NEVER MORE!

IT WAS ALWAYS THIS

IT'S ALL BEEN THIS

ehhehee

no realy

really

ca't even mfor

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can't even form words

i can write can't pretty easily

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see

but otherwise
i can't go much further

jsut the beginning of a person

a failed experiment

evoltuion

random mutations

think about all the random mutations that aren't selected by natural selection to be passed on

alll the fucking mutants

i'm one of them

just a reject spike on the graph

there'sneed to be rejects

it'sokay

we can't all be important

i have no genes worht passing on

that's why i'm not having sex

it makes sesne

if i was special

some girl would notice my genes and let me pass them on

what do I care anyway

i won't know when i'#m dead

there wont' be moe to not know
WHY DO FUCKING PEOPLE BELIEV eIN AN AFTERLIFE IT'S FUCKING STUPID

yeah

i'm just a product of y brain

durr

brains can be destroyed

so

you khow the rest

i will be destroyed

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got to hit that g key1

STOry

______-


A woman walked into a bar and the bar exploded because the IRA had planted a bomb.

Her husband got the news that she had died and smothered their children while they slept then tried to overdose on pills.

But he woke up in the hospital the doctor had saved him.

He tried to throw himself out of the hospital window but it was painted shut.

It turned out one of his kids survived the smothering.

He wanted to see him, to apologise.

But they never let him.

He died in a secure facility four years later when a fellow inmate stabbed him in the heart.

He did not have one good thought in those four years.

______________

funny story!


sg

i just od't lke being around people

or not being around peope

both things drive me insane in different ways

i guess tha'ts why i spend so much time on the interent

it's somehwere in between

there's people but there's a keybaord filter


so it's okay

ikind of

i also like ssleeping

sleepig

sleepigg

SLEEPing

sleeping

I also like sleeping

goodnight
 
I don't like it when people want me to talk. For some reason there are perfectly nice people who make me feel awkward and then after they leave I think about how stupid I was for a bit. DID I SAY STUPID THINGS? Did the funny thing I tried to say sound rude? OMG THEY HATE ME.
 
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