thing of the day! (thing+58)

[CaptainWacky]

MAN: I HAVE NO EMOTIONS.

Woman: Okay...

MAN: I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING.

Woman: Why are you telling me this?

MAN: ACKNOWLEDGE IT.

Woman: Acknowledge what?

MAN: THAT I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING.

Woman: Why? You're crazy...

MAN: YES THERE IS THAT TOO, I AM CRAZY, ACKNOWLEDGE THAt.

Woman: You're crazy.

MAN: GOOD, GOOD, NOW ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING.

Woman: What, nothing?

MAN: NOTHING. NO THING.

Woman: You must like something.

MAN: I FUCKING DON'T AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T WANT TO FACE IT, YOU DON'T WANT TO ACCEPT THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME EXIST, PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THE PART OF THE HUMAN BRAIN RESPONSIBLE FOR LIKING THINGS.

Woman: Maybe you're just depressed.

MAN: NO THAT'S NOT FUCKING IT. I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING.

Woman: Never?

MAN: WHAT?

Woman: You've never like anything?

MAN: I WAS YOUNG AND DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER. I ONLY THOUGHT I LIKED THINGS.

Woman: Well, isn't that true for all of us?

MAN: NO, THAT MADE NO SENSE, FUCK YOU.

(He turns into a DUCK.)

Woman: Hmm.

(She walks away.)

DUCK: QUACK

FIN

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