CaptainWacky
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you know how sometimes you have a bath then afterwards you feel like you haven't had a bath at all so you have another bath just to be sure and halfway through you realise it's a fucking waste of time because you clearly remember the previous bath at that point and you get out to dry yourself but all the towels are wet because of course you've just used them to dry yourself ten minutes previously you asshole so you just sit down on the toilet seat staring into space and you think this is a situation in which it behooves you to cry but you can't even cry so you punch yourself but not very hard and you're angry for holding back so you decide to smash your head through the mirror but you stop yourself in inch from the mirror and just go and get dry towels instead because there's nothing else to do but go on and you're not strong enough to kill yourself then you go down staris and see who's on Parkinson and it's just David Fucking Walliams again do the same gay jokes he always does so you think maybe you should have a third bath because that would be utterly insane and you feel like you're going insane but you can't do it and you realise you're not insane you're just seeing the world absolutely clearly for the first time and you lie down on the couch watching Walliams stroke Parky's knee and you even laugh a bit, you even laugh?
YOU KNOW THAT DO YOU?
rthis gf
hsh
ghjkgh
CAN AN APPLE DO THAT LIKE
g
a
wWHOOfh
you know how sometimes you have a bath then afterwards you feel like you haven't had a bath at all so you have another bath just to be sure and halfway through you realise it's a fucking waste of time because you clearly remember the previous bath at that point and you get out to dry yourself but all the towels are wet because of course you've just used them to dry yourself ten minutes previously you asshole so you just sit down on the toilet seat staring into space and you think this is a situation in which it behooves you to cry but you can't even cry so you punch yourself but not very hard and you're angry for holding back so you decide to smash your head through the mirror but you stop yourself in inch from the mirror and just go and get dry towels instead because there's nothing else to do but go on and you're not strong enough to kill yourself then you go down staris and see who's on Parkinson and it's just David Fucking Walliams again do the same gay jokes he always does so you think maybe you should have a third bath because that would be utterly insane and you feel like you're going insane but you can't do it and you realise you're not insane you're just seeing the world absolutely clearly for the first time and you lie down on the couch watching Walliams stroke Parky's knee and you even laugh a bit, you even laugh?
YOU KNOW THAT DO YOU?
