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thing of the day (thing+601)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
and os i

AND SO IT IS

after the good life of Squidinator thigs

things

we canome back to this crap

regular things

these things where I just type words wrong then type them correctly in the next line

correctly

ggggggggggggggggggggggggg




see they're shit

but that's life isn't
it

the progression of things of the day is a prefectly metaphor for life

where sometimes you'll geta squidinator

and you'll think things are good

and maybe they'll stay good forever

but it will always go back to this crap

the random nonsense

where I'm barely conscios

barely alive

do you ever go through nearly a whole day without remembering that you're alive?


yeah

youjust think oh I'm stillhere

but are you

it's amazing the "remembering your life" process even kicks in

what if it didn#t

what if you you could just live as a zombie

would you?

wouldn not it be easier?


fddddddddddddddddddd

_________

A JIMMY BRICK STORY

________

"I live my life like a decade is a week," Jimmy Brick explained. "I'm completely delusional as to the actual length of my life."

"Perhaps you should change that?" asked the imaginary person inside his head.

"NO. CAN'T CHANGE. THIS IS WHAT I AM. IDIOT. IF I JUST STARTED LIVING LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I WOULDN'T BE LIKE THAT PERSON BECAUSE I'M ME AND NOT CAPABLE OF BEING SOMEONE ELSE YOU PRICK."

"Sorry."

"PRICK."

"I know you can't be like someone else. But maybe be you in a different way?"

"WHAT."

"I don't know."

"LET'S JUST GO TO SLEEP."

"We've done that thousands of times. Nothing ever changes."

"BUT EVEN IF I DIDN'T GO TO SLEEP I WOULDN'T TURN NORMAL."

"No."

"I'M TRAPPED."

"Yeah you are."

"FUCK."

________________


good story about jimmy brick then

maybe

myhad

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really i should just post a thing every day where I just say "FORTRAN" and then enver explain what it means

that would be a godo metaphor for life

SLEKTWAG

SREAKY TOOS

MEEP MEEP THE FUCKLEMEEPS

SEX WITH DUCKS



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Man: Hello I have no seuxality."

Naked Woman: But Ii'm naked!

Man: does nothing forme!

Naked woman: DIE THEN

*she kilsl him the neds(
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-FUCK

FUCK YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT THIS IS ALL THEIR FUCK IS THIS IS IT JFUSL IT'S GETTING SMALLER GETTING WORSE NOTHING NOTHING TNOGHITN NOGHITN THE GOOD TIMES WEREN'T EVENGOOD BUT THEY WERE BETTER THAN THIS SO IT SEEMED GOOD AT THE ITME EVERYONE ELSE CHAGNES ANDGRWOS AND YOU CAON'T AND DON'T SO THEY'LL NEVER COME BACK YOU CNA NEVER HAVE IT AGAIN NEVER IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN TIME WILL NEVER REVERSE NEVER THERE ISNOTHING

NTOHIGNgfdbv bghb
 
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