CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
this thing willnot continue that Noah story
or be a family guy script that came to me in a dream
because life isn't all Noah stories or family guy scripts that come to you in dreams
most of life is just this
shit
most of life is shit
so most things are shit
because time passes
and we do...nothing
we fool ourselvesintothikng it'snot allgoingtoend
don't we?
i mean if we were all tinking "I could die at any moment" (which is ltierally rtue) don't you thik we've do be doing osmething betting erhtn this?
hehehe
yeah
sorry
but
maybe
nope
sorry
ther'es ntohing
this is nothing
NothIng
her e is a story about amanwithan ggs
here is a st
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here
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HERE is a story about a man with an itchy crotch
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(Man is walking down the street with an itchy crotch. He wants to scratch it but there are woman on the street. He tries hard not to think about it. A woman gives him an odd look. She can see him concentrating on not scratching his crotch. He can win. He stops on the street and starts scratching like mad.)
Man: OOOOOH YEAH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF. BEEN WANKING OVER PICS OF TEENAGE ACTRESSES TOO MUCH.
(Some people run awa in fear. A man walks up to him.)
Other Man: Oy, what the fuck you ding.
Man: What, you never scratched?
Other Man: Saying things about teenage girls, you some kind of pervert?
Man: What do you wank over, then? The Big Bang Theory? Cunt.
(Other Man punches Man.)
Man: Ahahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(He rolls around on the pavement laughing as Other Man backs away and takes his phone out.)
Other Man: I'm calling the police.
Man: OOOOOOOOH YEAH, FEELS SO GOOD, I'M A PERVERT, MIGHT AS WELL ACT LIKE ONE IF YOU'RE ALL THINKING IT.
Other Man: No one was thinking it until you started touching yourself, mate.
Man: That woman gave me a funny look.
Other Man: My wife? She put eye drops in today. She's looking at that at everyone.
Man: Oh. So, umm, guess you can call the police off then. This has all been a terrible misunderstanding.
Other Man: You've got your cock out.
(Man has indeed pulled his cock out.)
Man: Yeah I was going to start masturbating...but I won't now.
Other Man: Yeah I'm not calling the police off.
Man: Fuck.
Other Man: Sorry.
THE END
________________
Yeah he had to register as a sex offender
his lfie was pretty much ruined
all becasue
of an itchy crotch
and wanking toomuch
really
if you do anything toomuch it turns bad
unless you're a fucking normal person
they can do whatever they want
fucking normal fucks
I hate them
they don't know how good they have it
fucking neurotypical privilegde
I hate how how privilegege is to spell
FUCK
CUNTS
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i don't really get the appeal of katy perry
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HERe'S A SONg
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Baby when you come into my room
My heart goes foom
foom foom foom
I'm wanking over you
Don't want you in my bed
I'll just wank instead
because masturbation is better
And keep on that sweater
because I hate nudity
I'm sick you see
I'll never by normal
Just going to die
Just
Just
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST!
...going to die
_________________
well that took an odd turn
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I wonder what bees think about life.
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I do get Taylor Swift but does that mean she's good?
_________________
is nything good
I hate how they're there are people who are smarter than me
but they hate thinkgs and like things
and I feel dumb for not being the same
but maybe ntey'r just different
not better!?
nah they're better
I need brain expansion surgery
afterthey cure death
they should come up with a way to make brains bigger
so I can think complete human thoughts
that don't just burst like a soap bubble
that's what I need
but will it ever happen?
No!
Of coursenot!
LOL!
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yeah that's neough for tnoight
nighfgv
or be a family guy script that came to me in a dream
because life isn't all Noah stories or family guy scripts that come to you in dreams
most of life is just this
shit
most of life is shit
so most things are shit
because time passes
and we do...nothing
we fool ourselvesintothikng it'snot allgoingtoend
don't we?
i mean if we were all tinking "I could die at any moment" (which is ltierally rtue) don't you thik we've do be doing osmething betting erhtn this?
hehehe
yeah
sorry
but
maybe
nope
sorry
ther'es ntohing
this is nothing
NothIng
her e is a story about amanwithan ggs
here is a st
f
here
fg
HERE is a story about a man with an itchy crotch
_________________
(Man is walking down the street with an itchy crotch. He wants to scratch it but there are woman on the street. He tries hard not to think about it. A woman gives him an odd look. She can see him concentrating on not scratching his crotch. He can win. He stops on the street and starts scratching like mad.)
Man: OOOOOH YEAH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF. BEEN WANKING OVER PICS OF TEENAGE ACTRESSES TOO MUCH.
(Some people run awa in fear. A man walks up to him.)
Other Man: Oy, what the fuck you ding.
Man: What, you never scratched?
Other Man: Saying things about teenage girls, you some kind of pervert?
Man: What do you wank over, then? The Big Bang Theory? Cunt.
(Other Man punches Man.)
Man: Ahahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(He rolls around on the pavement laughing as Other Man backs away and takes his phone out.)
Other Man: I'm calling the police.
Man: OOOOOOOOH YEAH, FEELS SO GOOD, I'M A PERVERT, MIGHT AS WELL ACT LIKE ONE IF YOU'RE ALL THINKING IT.
Other Man: No one was thinking it until you started touching yourself, mate.
Man: That woman gave me a funny look.
Other Man: My wife? She put eye drops in today. She's looking at that at everyone.
Man: Oh. So, umm, guess you can call the police off then. This has all been a terrible misunderstanding.
Other Man: You've got your cock out.
(Man has indeed pulled his cock out.)
Man: Yeah I was going to start masturbating...but I won't now.
Other Man: Yeah I'm not calling the police off.
Man: Fuck.
Other Man: Sorry.
THE END
________________
Yeah he had to register as a sex offender
his lfie was pretty much ruined
all becasue
of an itchy crotch
and wanking toomuch
really
if you do anything toomuch it turns bad
unless you're a fucking normal person
they can do whatever they want
fucking normal fucks
I hate them
they don't know how good they have it
fucking neurotypical privilegde
I hate how how privilegege is to spell
FUCK
CUNTS
)_____________
i don't really get the appeal of katy perry
______________
gsafklash
a
h
ah
adh
sfg
g
jg
[h
kkkl
HERe'S A SONg
_____________
Baby when you come into my room
My heart goes foom
foom foom foom
I'm wanking over you
Don't want you in my bed
I'll just wank instead
because masturbation is better
And keep on that sweater
because I hate nudity
I'm sick you see
I'll never by normal
Just going to die
Just
Just
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST!
...going to die
_________________
well that took an odd turn
hgfjg
jh
g
n
bnnn
______________
I wonder what bees think about life.
______________
d
asgd
g
a
gggfdsg
g
_________________
I do get Taylor Swift but does that mean she's good?
_________________
is nything good
I hate how they're there are people who are smarter than me
but they hate thinkgs and like things
and I feel dumb for not being the same
but maybe ntey'r just different
not better!?
nah they're better
I need brain expansion surgery
afterthey cure death
they should come up with a way to make brains bigger
so I can think complete human thoughts
that don't just burst like a soap bubble
that's what I need
but will it ever happen?
No!
Of coursenot!
LOL!
__________
fg
sdgf
d
bv
cb
d
b
fdbg
v
b
sdb
v
ty
gd
yeah that's neough for tnoight
nighfgv
