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thing of the day (thing+610)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Iggy watched the televison with Noah. Of course, Noah didn't know Iggy was there, but Iggy felt better being around Noah. Rose was in the room too, now tied up. Other than being a prisoner, Noah was treating her well. And she had no opportunities to kill him in this timeline. It was nice of Noah to let her watch tv, Iggy thought. He was a nice guy really!

"You're crazy," said the Supervisor, who was also there, listening in on Iggy. He had nowhere else to go.

"Oh come on, we can't judge humans by our morals! They are primitive, small-minded creatures. Noah might seem unstable, but I love him like my own child," said Iggy.

"OH SHUT UP," said the supervisor. "This is all your fault! You convince me to reverse time and now suddenly the Earth's being sucked through a wormhole!"

"Could just be a coincidence," said Iggy.

"WHAT. FUCK," said the supervisor.

"What?" said Iggy.

"Why didn't it happen last time, then? Face it, your previous child Iggy is supposed to be dead and the overlords are punishing us."

"Hmmph!" said Iggy. "We'll see!"

On the tv, a scientist was explaining that Earth (and its moon) were being sucked through a wormhole.

"Where we will exit, nobody knows," said the scientist, gravely.

"Ha!" said Noah, to Rose. "Science! Science is lies! I know where we're coming out. Do you, Rose?"

"Let me guess, you're going to say heaven," said Rose. She felt tired. She'd found out her boyfriend was insane and building an ark in their basement. Then he'd assaulted her and she'd tried to kill him. Then the sky had went dark and the Earth was moving through space. How was any of this possible? How was she even still alive? It was a dream. The whole thing was a dream. Her life had been a dream.

"Yes!" said Noah. "He is taking us to Heaven where we shall be judged! Isn't it exciting!"

"If we're all going to be judged anyway, why not just let me go?" asked Rose. She didn't sound desperate though. She wasn't even sure if she cared anymore. Where would she go?

"Because I have to save you," said Noah. "I have to make you understand what God wants of you. And then you and I will lead the new human race! It will be glorious!"

"And you love this guy?" the supervisor asked Iggy.

"He's just going through some stuff!" said Iggy.
 
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