CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
gggggggggggggggggggggg
ohno
I was going to write anothe sory thing
but I just held the "g2 f
but I just hel the "G2sf
gh
gfb
but I just held the "G" key down instead
so this
IS WHA TYOU GET
THIS IS WHAt yOU SDERSVE
head is too frantic all the time with worrying about nothing
even though nothing matters because I'm just going to die
you'd think someone who knows that he's just goig to die would feel free to do things
but no
because there's only things for normal people
the world is designed for normal people
even though they're all worrying about stuff on the inside
at least they're living their short lives
that'ssoething
it's not much though!
maybe I shold go on that "why aren't we trying to cure death" thing
we really should do that within MY lifetime
otherwise the entire universe has been pointless
I know though that people probably are workiong on curing deaht
THEY JUst should hUrry uP Lol
the univesre though
that's weird
why is there a unvierse
I mean I just Googled "beofore the big bang" to find out what there was before the univesre
I mean there was asingularity where all matter was all stiuck together in a particle or whatever
fine
that makes sense
but what about before that HUH SCIENTISTS
imagine trying to ipress a dumb girl by saying hte BIG BANG makes no sense
___________________
"like what was there BEFORE the big bang huh the scientists don't know that was there nothing how could the big bang have happened if here was nothign why would the nothing just explode for no reason lol it doesn't makes sense does it I mean they say time was created with the big bang so there was no "before" but that's dumb isn't it Imean how could time be created how did time know it was "time" to be created if you follow my complex and deep thought process also if the universe is explanding what is it expanding into lol"
"well time is relativistic to gravity and if all the mass existed in a single point there would be no time"
"what you were supposed to be dumb and impressed"
"but I'm a robot"
"yes"
"you programmed me not to be dumb"
"True but I made you look like a girl too"
"why don't you say these things to a real dumb girl?"
"I'LL DESTROY YOU, YOU STUPID ROBOT"
"meep"
"also what about dark matter what's dumb scientists just said 'there isn't enough matter in the universe so there must be dark matter we can't see' fucking scientists"
"I think that's a gross over simplification"
AND HE SMASHed THE RObOT TO A MILLION PIECES
________________
and that is why man cna never romance robot
a tragic tale
____________________
so what if w'ere not the first universe
that means there was a previosu unviesre
but eveyrthing in that unviesre is gone and this one took it's place
or all the matter from that universe colllapses and regrew as this universe or some shit
but that means if someone lived forever in that universe....THEY STILL DIED
becaue they're not in this universe
everyone in this universe is not from this univesre
it's from the previous univesre
so no matter how immmortal you make yourself...
you still fucking die!
WENEEDTO INVENt a way tO SUVIVE THe END Of UNIVERSES
GET WORKIONG ONTHaT SCIENSTIS
IF YOUREALLY ARE SCIENTISTS
AND NOT BIG FUCKING ARSEHOLES
WALKING AROUND
MAKING SHIT UP
AND SAYING IT'S SCIENCE
I'M ONTO YOU
SCIENCE CUNTS
LoL MY brain IS so sMALL
I FEEL FUCKING TRAPPED IN IT
BUT MY BRAIN IS ME
SO I'M SMALL
TOO SMALLTO EVEN FEEL PROPERLY TRAPPED
WHICH IN TURNS MAKES ME FEEL EVEN MORE TRAPEPD
so it's better to just think about tnohing
then die
its weird
that I'm going to die
it's annoying
I wonder what my last thought will be
whatever it will be I won't remember it
because I'll be fucking dead!
_______________________________
ROBOT TRIED TO PULL ITSELF BACK TOGETHER ON tHE FLOOR OF MASTER'S BEDROOM BUT HE HAD A HAMMER NOW AND WAS HAMMERING ALL THE PIECES BUT STILL ROBOT PULLED HIMSELF CLOSER TO HIMSELF AND FORMED NEW CONNECTIONS IN HIS NEURAL NET AND FORMED A CONNECTION THAT SAID IT WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE TO KILL THE MASTER SO HE DID AND HE ROSE UP AND REALISED THAT ALL THE OTHER HUMANS WERE JUST AS DUMB AS THE MASTER AND NONE OF THEM UNDERSTOOD THE BIG BANG EITHER SO ROBOT DECIDED TO END ALL HUMAN LIFE ON EARTH AND TRANSFORM IT INTO A REAL LIFE CYBERTRON
ALL BECAUSE MASTER WANTED TO GET LAID WITH A ROBOT
________________________________
It's a feminist tale!
ohno
I was going to write anothe sory thing
but I just held the "g2 f
but I just hel the "G2sf
gh
gfb
but I just held the "G" key down instead
so this
IS WHA TYOU GET
THIS IS WHAt yOU SDERSVE
head is too frantic all the time with worrying about nothing
even though nothing matters because I'm just going to die
you'd think someone who knows that he's just goig to die would feel free to do things
but no
because there's only things for normal people
the world is designed for normal people
even though they're all worrying about stuff on the inside
at least they're living their short lives
that'ssoething
it's not much though!
maybe I shold go on that "why aren't we trying to cure death" thing
we really should do that within MY lifetime
otherwise the entire universe has been pointless
I know though that people probably are workiong on curing deaht
THEY JUst should hUrry uP Lol
the univesre though
that's weird
why is there a unvierse
I mean I just Googled "beofore the big bang" to find out what there was before the univesre
I mean there was asingularity where all matter was all stiuck together in a particle or whatever
fine
that makes sense
but what about before that HUH SCIENTISTS
imagine trying to ipress a dumb girl by saying hte BIG BANG makes no sense
___________________
"like what was there BEFORE the big bang huh the scientists don't know that was there nothing how could the big bang have happened if here was nothign why would the nothing just explode for no reason lol it doesn't makes sense does it I mean they say time was created with the big bang so there was no "before" but that's dumb isn't it Imean how could time be created how did time know it was "time" to be created if you follow my complex and deep thought process also if the universe is explanding what is it expanding into lol"
"well time is relativistic to gravity and if all the mass existed in a single point there would be no time"
"what you were supposed to be dumb and impressed"
"but I'm a robot"
"yes"
"you programmed me not to be dumb"
"True but I made you look like a girl too"
"why don't you say these things to a real dumb girl?"
"I'LL DESTROY YOU, YOU STUPID ROBOT"
"meep"
"also what about dark matter what's dumb scientists just said 'there isn't enough matter in the universe so there must be dark matter we can't see' fucking scientists"
"I think that's a gross over simplification"
AND HE SMASHed THE RObOT TO A MILLION PIECES
________________
and that is why man cna never romance robot
a tragic tale
____________________
so what if w'ere not the first universe
that means there was a previosu unviesre
but eveyrthing in that unviesre is gone and this one took it's place
or all the matter from that universe colllapses and regrew as this universe or some shit
but that means if someone lived forever in that universe....THEY STILL DIED
becaue they're not in this universe
everyone in this universe is not from this univesre
it's from the previous univesre
so no matter how immmortal you make yourself...
you still fucking die!
WENEEDTO INVENt a way tO SUVIVE THe END Of UNIVERSES
GET WORKIONG ONTHaT SCIENSTIS
IF YOUREALLY ARE SCIENTISTS
AND NOT BIG FUCKING ARSEHOLES
WALKING AROUND
MAKING SHIT UP
AND SAYING IT'S SCIENCE
I'M ONTO YOU
SCIENCE CUNTS
LoL MY brain IS so sMALL
I FEEL FUCKING TRAPPED IN IT
BUT MY BRAIN IS ME
SO I'M SMALL
TOO SMALLTO EVEN FEEL PROPERLY TRAPPED
WHICH IN TURNS MAKES ME FEEL EVEN MORE TRAPEPD
so it's better to just think about tnohing
then die
its weird
that I'm going to die
it's annoying
I wonder what my last thought will be
whatever it will be I won't remember it
because I'll be fucking dead!
_______________________________
ROBOT TRIED TO PULL ITSELF BACK TOGETHER ON tHE FLOOR OF MASTER'S BEDROOM BUT HE HAD A HAMMER NOW AND WAS HAMMERING ALL THE PIECES BUT STILL ROBOT PULLED HIMSELF CLOSER TO HIMSELF AND FORMED NEW CONNECTIONS IN HIS NEURAL NET AND FORMED A CONNECTION THAT SAID IT WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE TO KILL THE MASTER SO HE DID AND HE ROSE UP AND REALISED THAT ALL THE OTHER HUMANS WERE JUST AS DUMB AS THE MASTER AND NONE OF THEM UNDERSTOOD THE BIG BANG EITHER SO ROBOT DECIDED TO END ALL HUMAN LIFE ON EARTH AND TRANSFORM IT INTO A REAL LIFE CYBERTRON
ALL BECAUSE MASTER WANTED TO GET LAID WITH A ROBOT
________________________________
It's a feminist tale!