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thing of the day (thing+620)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
LIFE

OH LIFE

OH OH LIFE

DUM DUM DUM

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I was going to write a guy with the arc in the earth going through the wormehole thing

but was it the earth going through the womrhole or the whole solar system

i think i changed it do the whol solar system

because ithought the earth wouldn't survive on its own

but if it is the whole solar system then things won't really be much ddifferen will they

oh well

i can make it up later

so I guess ihave to write something sle now

hmm

I don't really crave human flesh today so I can't write about that

but I'm not really mentally well enough to write a proper story or antyhing

my brain has shrunk

it's never going to unshrink

brains don't do that!

soi'm trapped

some days might not be as bed as others

there might be some days wher eI don't want to actively destroy myself

but even on those days i still have this shrunken brain

so ic an't do much more than this

sorry

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man was a man

he died

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yeah

seriously

this iw shwat

this is what it's like

when there's no ideas

maybe ic ould keep writing pogressivlye longe rlines

before hitting return like this line is longer than the line above it

but that means i have ot think of things to say in these longer lines and that's pretty hard

really because i can't think very wel so i can't come up with long lines to express the nothingnessin my head

because there isn't really much to say about nothingness other than "there is nothing" and "no thing" a lot is there

no there isn't so i just have to keep typing words and maybe i'll come to life if i type enough wordsmaybe i'll stretch the limits of my brain

maybe my brain will finally expland and grow and maybe i really can unsrink by finding new ways to think see that's a catch ything to say "unshrink by finding new ways to think"

or probably not since I forgot I was wrting this and wne to do a shit and now i probably won't be able to come up with a longer line than the one above as i wasn't thinking about it at all when i was shitting

oh ook im managed it how about that eh maybe there's still something insid eme something human snoethin gfsahf

nah

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He was banging his head against the padded wall.

"What is he," asked the doctor.

"I think you know," said the second doctor.

He was drooling and biting at the wall.

"He can't be a zombie," said the first, just coming out and saying the word.

"Why not?" asked the second.

"Because zombies aren't real!" - first

"You ever noticed that in zombie shows and movies no one uses the word zombie?" - second

"yeah it's like they don't exist in the universe of the show or movie" - first

"so if they don't previously exist in a unvierse where they DO exist, then, logicaly, they must exist in a univesre where they previously DIDN'T exist. This universe" - second

"...that makes no fucking sense" - first

he banged and banged and banged everything he had once been was banged away brains brain eat them all he was the zombie now hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

he lived a miserable life after that

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yeah

so

that's about it

i think

unless you have something you want to say?
 
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