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thing of the day (thing+625)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
dumm dumm udm duumm dumm

dum- da-dum da dummmmmmmmmmm

DUMM DUMM

DUMM DUMM


DUMM DA DUMM DA DUMM

yeah

that wa sa song

meep meep

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umm

nothing in my brain

have to remind myself to think thoughts now

and hten Idon't do it anyway

too hard

only going to get worse

no way out

exceppt...

DEATH!

but no

no way out

can't freeze time

can't at all

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Billy was sitting in his bedroom. He didn't want to go to sleep . What if I could pause time, he thought.

"You can," said a voice. What was this, asked Billy. He was thinking, not speaking,but he knew the voice could hear his thoughts.

"You can pause time for as long as you want, right here in the your bedroom. But you can't leave." What's the catch?

"The catch? Apart from not being able to leave this room? Well, let's say you want to go on the internet. You can do that! But you can only view things up to the point where you paused time. To look at anything else you'd have to unpause time." I have enough things on my computer to masturbate over and there's more stuff out there.

"Good! Do it! Pause time!" And he did. His clock didn't move again. For a long time he stared at it. Then he began to masturbate. He could spend years masturbating like this, he realised.

After a few hours he got bored and couldn't wank anymore. He slept instead.

When he woke it was still the same time. He could read, he thought! But he'd read all the books in his room. He'd left his Kindle downstairs. Could he go down and get it?

"You'll have to unpause time to go downstaris." But what if I die while time in unpaused?

"That's the risk."

He thought about it for a long time.

He went to sleep again instead.

Eventually he unpaused time. He felt anxiety coursing through him. He ran downstairs as quickly as he could. He grabbed his Kindle and took it back up. He finished the book he was reading.

Then he Kindle needed charged.

"Of course you'll have to unpause time again to charge it..."

He just slept instead.

And again.

And again.

Living only in his room had suddenly grown very boring.

But still.

At least he was immortal.

Years went by with time paused.

Sometimes he'd move time forward for a few seconds at a time, just to check the internet.

Not often.

He forgot what real people looked like. All he had was the tiny people on his computer. He lost his ability to masturbate to them as they were too small. He lost everything he'd ever head

But still.

At least he was immortal.

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fun story there

a real grea ttale

gf
sd
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dsg

DUCK TALES WoOHOO

DUCKS ARE FOR FUCKING GEESE ARE FoR KILLINg

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fum

my ear hurts sotmiems

or is it my teeth

i don't know

i cna't tell anything

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I can't
 
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