CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
dumm dumm udm duumm dumm
dum- da-dum da dummmmmmmmmmm
DUMM DUMM
DUMM DUMM
DUMM DA DUMM DA DUMM
yeah
that wa sa song
meep meep
fa
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a
h
hr
h
ah
h
s
g
g
i
umm
nothing in my brain
have to remind myself to think thoughts now
and hten Idon't do it anyway
too hard
only going to get worse
no way out
exceppt...
DEATH!
but no
no way out
can't freeze time
can't at all
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Billy was sitting in his bedroom. He didn't want to go to sleep . What if I could pause time, he thought.
"You can," said a voice. What was this, asked Billy. He was thinking, not speaking,but he knew the voice could hear his thoughts.
"You can pause time for as long as you want, right here in the your bedroom. But you can't leave." What's the catch?
"The catch? Apart from not being able to leave this room? Well, let's say you want to go on the internet. You can do that! But you can only view things up to the point where you paused time. To look at anything else you'd have to unpause time." I have enough things on my computer to masturbate over and there's more stuff out there.
"Good! Do it! Pause time!" And he did. His clock didn't move again. For a long time he stared at it. Then he began to masturbate. He could spend years masturbating like this, he realised.
After a few hours he got bored and couldn't wank anymore. He slept instead.
When he woke it was still the same time. He could read, he thought! But he'd read all the books in his room. He'd left his Kindle downstairs. Could he go down and get it?
"You'll have to unpause time to go downstaris." But what if I die while time in unpaused?
"That's the risk."
He thought about it for a long time.
He went to sleep again instead.
Eventually he unpaused time. He felt anxiety coursing through him. He ran downstairs as quickly as he could. He grabbed his Kindle and took it back up. He finished the book he was reading.
Then he Kindle needed charged.
"Of course you'll have to unpause time again to charge it..."
He just slept instead.
And again.
And again.
Living only in his room had suddenly grown very boring.
But still.
At least he was immortal.
Years went by with time paused.
Sometimes he'd move time forward for a few seconds at a time, just to check the internet.
Not often.
He forgot what real people looked like. All he had was the tiny people on his computer. He lost his ability to masturbate to them as they were too small. He lost everything he'd ever head
But still.
At least he was immortal.
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fun story there
a real grea ttale
gf
sd
g
d
h
dsg
DUCK TALES WoOHOO
DUCKS ARE FOR FUCKING GEESE ARE FoR KILLINg
____________________
fffffffffffff
fum
my ear hurts sotmiems
or is it my teeth
i don't know
i cna't tell anything
____________________________________
I can't
dum- da-dum da dummmmmmmmmmm
DUMM DUMM
DUMM DUMM
DUMM DA DUMM DA DUMM
yeah
that wa sa song
meep meep
fa
g
a
h
hr
h
ah
h
s
g
g
i
umm
nothing in my brain
have to remind myself to think thoughts now
and hten Idon't do it anyway
too hard
only going to get worse
no way out
exceppt...
DEATH!
but no
no way out
can't freeze time
can't at all
________________
Billy was sitting in his bedroom. He didn't want to go to sleep . What if I could pause time, he thought.
"You can," said a voice. What was this, asked Billy. He was thinking, not speaking,but he knew the voice could hear his thoughts.
"You can pause time for as long as you want, right here in the your bedroom. But you can't leave." What's the catch?
"The catch? Apart from not being able to leave this room? Well, let's say you want to go on the internet. You can do that! But you can only view things up to the point where you paused time. To look at anything else you'd have to unpause time." I have enough things on my computer to masturbate over and there's more stuff out there.
"Good! Do it! Pause time!" And he did. His clock didn't move again. For a long time he stared at it. Then he began to masturbate. He could spend years masturbating like this, he realised.
After a few hours he got bored and couldn't wank anymore. He slept instead.
When he woke it was still the same time. He could read, he thought! But he'd read all the books in his room. He'd left his Kindle downstairs. Could he go down and get it?
"You'll have to unpause time to go downstaris." But what if I die while time in unpaused?
"That's the risk."
He thought about it for a long time.
He went to sleep again instead.
Eventually he unpaused time. He felt anxiety coursing through him. He ran downstairs as quickly as he could. He grabbed his Kindle and took it back up. He finished the book he was reading.
Then he Kindle needed charged.
"Of course you'll have to unpause time again to charge it..."
He just slept instead.
And again.
And again.
Living only in his room had suddenly grown very boring.
But still.
At least he was immortal.
Years went by with time paused.
Sometimes he'd move time forward for a few seconds at a time, just to check the internet.
Not often.
He forgot what real people looked like. All he had was the tiny people on his computer. He lost his ability to masturbate to them as they were too small. He lost everything he'd ever head
But still.
At least he was immortal.
_________________________________
fun story there
a real grea ttale
gf
sd
g
d
h
dsg
DUCK TALES WoOHOO
DUCKS ARE FOR FUCKING GEESE ARE FoR KILLINg
____________________
fffffffffffff
fum
my ear hurts sotmiems
or is it my teeth
i don't know
i cna't tell anything
____________________________________
I can't