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thing of the day (thing+632)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"Is that...another Earth!" said Noah, in wonder, looing at the sky. Earth had finally come out of the wormhole. "And...it's...coming right for us."

The two Earths collided seconds later. Everyone on both was killed. The last thing Rose felt was happiness knowing that Noah was about to discover that there was no Heaven.

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Iggy floated in space, alone. Of course this was how it would end. The wormhole had ejected Earth in some other part of the universe where there was an identical Earth. It was no so uncommon. And both could not exist so both had died. And now he was alone. The planet he was monitoring was gone. He would float through space forever. Alone.

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"AND LET THAT BE A LESSON," said God. "DON'T MESS WITH ME."

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Aliens exist.

But.

What are they like.

Probably they're....

Different.

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yeah

so one of my fillings fell out

it's a really old filling

like I haven't had any since I was a child

sometimes I get pain in my teeth

but I just wait for it to go away

or brush my teeht a lot

I'm not scared of the dentist

just scared of human contact

and having to talk to people

I'd rather live with pain

than have the detnist thing "what does this guy have asperger's or something!"

that's pretty sad

but I don't know

I suppose I can't ignore this

if it gets bad

I can'tjust make a filling out of gum or something...

OR CAN I!?

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just sleep

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oh no i did it wrong

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oh tha'ts good I can submit this fucking pointless worthless waste of time piece of shit thread now

sorry for making you read htis

actually

maybe I can write seomthing good befre

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something

good...

yeah

no

nothing is good

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wait wasn't i going to submit this threa?D

why did I do that
 
I wouldn't recommend making a filling out of gum, but if you get in srs pain you can buy some of those wax lip thingies they sell to little kids and make a wax covering over your tooth with it. I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. The wax lips are soft enough to chew like gum so you can easily shape it to your tooth. IMO!

You should probably go to the dentist tho.
 
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