CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
i'm trapped
in an endless cycle of things of the day
because i can't be bothered writing anything else
so i just post a thing of the day
but every time i do my brain gets smaller
and i become more likely to post another thing of the day
they feed off each other
there's no escape
no end
only this
_________________
fajgasg
a
ha
h
adh
dah9ah9g
hahahaha
no
wish brain was bigger
but noeever going to happen
and i'llnever be anyone else
how can anyone believe in reicarnation
what do they even think it is
how stupid
what it does even mean
you are your brain!
how cyou be reborn ina different brain
everythingyou are is a product of your brain!
your experience, your environment, your brain chemsitry, your dna
how the fuck can "you" be reborn you fucking fuckers
fuck
fukc off
_______________
Billy slept. The world was under his command. The whole universe was paused for him to live forever. He felt poerful. He felt evil. He liked it.
_________________
gijssah
ah
h
h
hhhhttttttttt
t
t
I should createmore recurring characters
gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
too appear in things of the day
like DUMB MAN
_______________
DURR I'M DUMB MAN
DURR
MY BRAIN IS FRZZLED DURR
IT'S ALL BURNED AWAY DURR
HOLD MY BRAIN IN THE FIRE
DURR
IT'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN DURR
DURR
I'M DIMB MAN
DURR
DUMB I MEAN
DURRR
I'M SO DUMB I TYPED DIMB DURRRR
DURR
BRAIN
DURR
NO BRAIN DURR
JUST A BODY
DURR
JUST TYPING WORDS WITH MY LONG FINGERS DURRRRR
NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING EVER DURRR
LIFE COULD END AT ANY MOMENT
DURR_
________________
yeah!
durr man there
he sure is durr
or dumb man
who cares
it's all shit anyway
_-----------------------------
I LIKE BRICKS
_________-
fg
eat more processed meat
that'll realy help your brain
people who live a "long" time don't really live a long time
a hundred years?
that's fucking nothing
a hundred billion years?
now you're talking
_____________________________________
if I don't end up immortal then there was no point in the Big Bang
_______________________________________
hosdf
sph
HOses
HOSE MAN
HE WALKS AROUND THE STREETS
hOsing down youNg ladiES
he's a pervert
he shoudl be locked up
but he flashes that famous HOSE MAN smile
and says "I'm just hlep ing you keep COOL, ladies!"
and they say "we're only fourteen!"
and he says "HOSE about that!"
and puts it in his wank bank
hose man
but where would he plug in his hose?
_______________________
hose man there
a new character
you'll be seeing a lot of him
in the pages of thing of the day
or not
____________________________
tables!
who invetned tables
wat did people do before tables
imagine all theose poor tableless fucks who existed before tables
with on concept of the table in their poorminds
fuckers
i hate them
i want to travel back in time and show them a table just to break them
i'll kill them all
the tableless freaks
________________________________________________________
wank wank wank wank wait don't feel anything never mind
_-----------------------------------------
i keep htiting the wrong line
_______________
okay I'm doing
this thing of the day OVER!
in an endless cycle of things of the day
because i can't be bothered writing anything else
so i just post a thing of the day
but every time i do my brain gets smaller
and i become more likely to post another thing of the day
they feed off each other
there's no escape
no end
only this
_________________
fajgasg
a
ha
h
adh
dah9ah9g
hahahaha
no
wish brain was bigger
but noeever going to happen
and i'llnever be anyone else
how can anyone believe in reicarnation
what do they even think it is
how stupid
what it does even mean
you are your brain!
how cyou be reborn ina different brain
everythingyou are is a product of your brain!
your experience, your environment, your brain chemsitry, your dna
how the fuck can "you" be reborn you fucking fuckers
fuck
fukc off
_______________
Billy slept. The world was under his command. The whole universe was paused for him to live forever. He felt poerful. He felt evil. He liked it.
_________________
gijssah
ah
h
h
hhhhttttttttt
t
t
I should createmore recurring characters
gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
too appear in things of the day
like DUMB MAN
_______________
DURR I'M DUMB MAN
DURR
MY BRAIN IS FRZZLED DURR
IT'S ALL BURNED AWAY DURR
HOLD MY BRAIN IN THE FIRE
DURR
IT'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN DURR
DURR
I'M DIMB MAN
DURR
DUMB I MEAN
DURRR
I'M SO DUMB I TYPED DIMB DURRRR
DURR
BRAIN
DURR
NO BRAIN DURR
JUST A BODY
DURR
JUST TYPING WORDS WITH MY LONG FINGERS DURRRRR
NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING EVER DURRR
LIFE COULD END AT ANY MOMENT
DURR_
________________
yeah!
durr man there
he sure is durr
or dumb man
who cares
it's all shit anyway
_-----------------------------
I LIKE BRICKS
_________-
fg
eat more processed meat
that'll realy help your brain
people who live a "long" time don't really live a long time
a hundred years?
that's fucking nothing
a hundred billion years?
now you're talking
_____________________________________
if I don't end up immortal then there was no point in the Big Bang
_______________________________________
hosdf
sph
HOses
HOSE MAN
HE WALKS AROUND THE STREETS
hOsing down youNg ladiES
he's a pervert
he shoudl be locked up
but he flashes that famous HOSE MAN smile
and says "I'm just hlep ing you keep COOL, ladies!"
and they say "we're only fourteen!"
and he says "HOSE about that!"
and puts it in his wank bank
hose man
but where would he plug in his hose?
_______________________
hose man there
a new character
you'll be seeing a lot of him
in the pages of thing of the day
or not
____________________________
tables!
who invetned tables
wat did people do before tables
imagine all theose poor tableless fucks who existed before tables
with on concept of the table in their poorminds
fuckers
i hate them
i want to travel back in time and show them a table just to break them
i'll kill them all
the tableless freaks
________________________________________________________
wank wank wank wank wait don't feel anything never mind
_-----------------------------------------
i keep htiting the wrong line
_______________
okay I'm doing
this thing of the day OVER!