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thing of the day (thing+634)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
i'm trapped

in an endless cycle of things of the day

because i can't be bothered writing anything else

so i just post a thing of the day

but every time i do my brain gets smaller

and i become more likely to post another thing of the day

they feed off each other

there's no escape

no end

only this

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hahahaha

no

wish brain was bigger

but noeever going to happen

and i'llnever be anyone else

how can anyone believe in reicarnation

what do they even think it is

how stupid

what it does even mean

you are your brain!

how cyou be reborn ina different brain

everythingyou are is a product of your brain!

your experience, your environment, your brain chemsitry, your dna

how the fuck can "you" be reborn you fucking fuckers

fuck

fukc off

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Billy slept. The world was under his command. The whole universe was paused for him to live forever. He felt poerful. He felt evil. He liked it.

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I should createmore recurring characters

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too appear in things of the day

like DUMB MAN

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DURR I'M DUMB MAN

DURR

MY BRAIN IS FRZZLED DURR

IT'S ALL BURNED AWAY DURR

HOLD MY BRAIN IN THE FIRE

DURR

IT'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN DURR

DURR

I'M DIMB MAN

DURR

DUMB I MEAN

DURRR

I'M SO DUMB I TYPED DIMB DURRRR

DURR

BRAIN

DURR

NO BRAIN DURR

JUST A BODY

DURR

JUST TYPING WORDS WITH MY LONG FINGERS DURRRRR

NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING EVER DURRR

LIFE COULD END AT ANY MOMENT

DURR_

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yeah!

durr man there

he sure is durr
or dumb man

who cares

it's all shit anyway
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I LIKE BRICKS

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fg



eat more processed meat

that'll realy help your brain

people who live a "long" time don't really live a long time

a hundred years?

that's fucking nothing

a hundred billion years?

now you're talking

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if I don't end up immortal then there was no point in the Big Bang

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hosdf


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HOses

HOSE MAN

HE WALKS AROUND THE STREETS

hOsing down youNg ladiES

he's a pervert

he shoudl be locked up

but he flashes that famous HOSE MAN smile

and says "I'm just hlep ing you keep COOL, ladies!"

and they say "we're only fourteen!"

and he says "HOSE about that!"

and puts it in his wank bank

hose man

but where would he plug in his hose?

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hose man there

a new character

you'll be seeing a lot of him

in the pages of thing of the day

or not

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tables!

who invetned tables

wat did people do before tables

imagine all theose poor tableless fucks who existed before tables

with on concept of the table in their poorminds

fuckers

i hate them

i want to travel back in time and show them a table just to break them

i'll kill them all

the tableless freaks

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wank wank wank wank wait don't feel anything never mind

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i keep htiting the wrong line

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okay I'm doing

this thing of the day OVER!
 
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