CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
gasgasaahg
but not yet
you have to wade through a lot of crap firs tto get to charle horse
like mppeps
mls
fg
like muppets full of cum
tha'tsright, muppets full of cum
they're everythere
they used to be normal muppet
but now they'r full of cum
their innocence is gone
they can never go back to being sweet wholesmemuppets
becasue they're full of cum
htey're like zombies
muppet zombies
and cum is the zombie virus
and it's spreading throug hthe muppet community
so watch out for cum muppets
they might eat your brains
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what's actually going on it my mind why can't i think more things think better things why can't i just do it i am in ctonrol control of my own mind so why can'ti just make myself think intelligent thoghts all i have to do is think them thbe dserre is in me so come on brain thnk about something other than muppets full of cum live up to your fuckdman potential you shit
my finger hurts
already typinged too hard
imagine if i broke my fingers
i might as wellb be dead
and that's without broken fingers!
WITH broken fingers i'd be even wrose
you might as wellllllllllllll travel back in time and erase me fro the timline
that's what i desrv
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and now...
it'stime...
FORMORE MUPPETS FULLOF COUM LOl
lkknnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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ANIMAL CUM DRENCHED
_________________
gggggggggggggggggggggg
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why are so many girls called "Gigi" these days
that can't be a real name
_-----------------------------------------------------
ANdndng Now
__________________
AND nOw
I GIVEYOu....
MORE MUPPETS DRENched in cuM
!
PIGGY GOES FOR A BATH IN CUM SHE's A CUM VAMPIRE NOW
____________________
no
it's time
time for Horse
CHARLSE Horse
don't act like you don't know
(yes that was a reference)
F_F
saga
g
h
gggggggg
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Charlse Horse had made himself a turkey sandwich. It was Thanksgiving after all! Of course, he wasn't American. But he watched a lot of American television so he thought he knew everything there was to know about Thanksgiving. He sat at his little table on his own eating his turkey sandwich. He thought about how Americans would say what they were thankful for before eating on Thanksgiving. He remembered an episode of Cheers where it happened. He stood up.
"I'm thankful for...for...well...I'm not dead?" He stood for a moment, trying to think of something else. There was nothing. He sat down. There was a knock on his door. He went to answer it. He wasn't sure why. Usually he just hid in the cupboard under the stairs. Maybe he wanted someone to know he existed.
"Hi, sorry to bother you today," said a woman, smiling warmly. There was a younger woman with her too. Her daughter? She was pretty. The older woman was probably closer to Charles' age, but he automatically looked at the duaghter. So cute. "We're Jehovah's witnesses. We used to talk to the lady who lived here?"
"Oh," said Charles. "She lived here before me. She died."
"Oh no!" said the lady.
"Yeah," said Charles. He just stood there, staring straight ahead.
"Well, that's sad, we'll just leave you now..."
"Don't you want to talk to me?" he asked.
"Of...of course. Are you intersted in our relgion?"
"No," sighed Charles.
"Do you just want someone to talk to?"
Charles suddenly felt pathetic. He looked at the younger woman. She looked concerned, pitying, kid...he didn't deserve it. And she was only like this because of her stupid religious beliefs that Charles would never share.
"No," said Charles. "No, I'm fine. Thanks."
"Are you sure?" He'd already started closing the door. He stopped.
"Yes," he said. "I'm sure." He closed the door. He went back to his turkey sandwich. He still hadn't eaten it.
He didn't really like turkey sandwiches.
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HOPE IT WAS WORHT the wait LoL
but not yet
you have to wade through a lot of crap firs tto get to charle horse
like mppeps
mls
fg
like muppets full of cum
tha'tsright, muppets full of cum
they're everythere
they used to be normal muppet
but now they'r full of cum
their innocence is gone
they can never go back to being sweet wholesmemuppets
becasue they're full of cum
htey're like zombies
muppet zombies
and cum is the zombie virus
and it's spreading throug hthe muppet community
so watch out for cum muppets
they might eat your brains
____________
what's actually going on it my mind why can't i think more things think better things why can't i just do it i am in ctonrol control of my own mind so why can'ti just make myself think intelligent thoghts all i have to do is think them thbe dserre is in me so come on brain thnk about something other than muppets full of cum live up to your fuckdman potential you shit
my finger hurts
already typinged too hard
imagine if i broke my fingers
i might as wellb be dead
and that's without broken fingers!
WITH broken fingers i'd be even wrose
you might as wellllllllllllll travel back in time and erase me fro the timline
that's what i desrv
_____________________________________
and now...
it'stime...
FORMORE MUPPETS FULLOF COUM LOl
lkknnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
_______________
ANIMAL CUM DRENCHED
_________________
gggggggggggggggggggggg
__________________________________________
why are so many girls called "Gigi" these days
that can't be a real name
_-----------------------------------------------------
ANdndng Now
__________________
AND nOw
I GIVEYOu....
MORE MUPPETS DRENched in cuM
!
PIGGY GOES FOR A BATH IN CUM SHE's A CUM VAMPIRE NOW
____________________
no
it's time
time for Horse
CHARLSE Horse
don't act like you don't know
(yes that was a reference)
F_F
saga
g
h
gggggggg
________________________________________
Charlse Horse had made himself a turkey sandwich. It was Thanksgiving after all! Of course, he wasn't American. But he watched a lot of American television so he thought he knew everything there was to know about Thanksgiving. He sat at his little table on his own eating his turkey sandwich. He thought about how Americans would say what they were thankful for before eating on Thanksgiving. He remembered an episode of Cheers where it happened. He stood up.
"I'm thankful for...for...well...I'm not dead?" He stood for a moment, trying to think of something else. There was nothing. He sat down. There was a knock on his door. He went to answer it. He wasn't sure why. Usually he just hid in the cupboard under the stairs. Maybe he wanted someone to know he existed.
"Hi, sorry to bother you today," said a woman, smiling warmly. There was a younger woman with her too. Her daughter? She was pretty. The older woman was probably closer to Charles' age, but he automatically looked at the duaghter. So cute. "We're Jehovah's witnesses. We used to talk to the lady who lived here?"
"Oh," said Charles. "She lived here before me. She died."
"Oh no!" said the lady.
"Yeah," said Charles. He just stood there, staring straight ahead.
"Well, that's sad, we'll just leave you now..."
"Don't you want to talk to me?" he asked.
"Of...of course. Are you intersted in our relgion?"
"No," sighed Charles.
"Do you just want someone to talk to?"
Charles suddenly felt pathetic. He looked at the younger woman. She looked concerned, pitying, kid...he didn't deserve it. And she was only like this because of her stupid religious beliefs that Charles would never share.
"No," said Charles. "No, I'm fine. Thanks."
"Are you sure?" He'd already started closing the door. He stopped.
"Yes," he said. "I'm sure." He closed the door. He went back to his turkey sandwich. He still hadn't eaten it.
He didn't really like turkey sandwiches.
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HOPE IT WAS WORHT the wait LoL