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thing of the day (thing+637)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
brain is heese

brain is a brick

cheese

melted cheese

brain is stone

brain is sand

brain is dust

brain is...my brain

can't think

not like other people

I know it

they know it

they recognise it quickly

very quickly

can't hide it anymore

easier when you're a child but still hard

impossible now

need new brain

only solution

can't die

that's not a solution

tha'ts giving up

i only exist becasue i'm alive

i have to go on living

but as a different person

somehow

there must be a way

sherlock homles would have sovled this problem

excep the was real

except he wasn't real

hmmm

ignore the second two words

except he

excep the

except the

a clue?

except the...what?

the Lord Jesus Christ as my personal lord and saviour?

no

not that

no

it'sgone

sorr

thought i'd found a secret hidden in the universe

there

but there are none

our brains are programmed to recognise patterns

that's why we see thigns that aren't there

we desperately search for meaning

but there is none

so

just

sit here

i guess

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BECAUSEI'M WACKY
WACKY ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE A ROOM WITHOUT A FIREPLACe

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umm

wait

didn't I say the last thing of the day was the last thing of the day?

FUCK

why am I writing this then

now I have to find something to like

write

why do I confuse the words "like" and "write/right" in my head

why do people not post in the Mine Field but post on fucking facebook which isn't a message board and isn't designed to be one?

I don't know!

these things will always be a mystery

forever

all iknwo is

i hate both thigns
fukc them
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Charles Horse just stayed in the bath even after it was cold and he just stayed and stayed he wanted to make time stop by staying in the bath forever and eventually he feel asleep but the next day he felt really ill becaue he'd spent all night sleeping in cold fucking water.

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yeah

yeah

you just keep getting older

not yonger!

have you figured tha tout yet

not onyonger!


i can't even type tyounger!

yougner!

YOUGNER

it's a thinkg I can never bE
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youguner

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youngerr

I'm sreioylsy trying

wait did I get it wright htne

younger

you

yeah

you nger

you hunger

hmmm

another clue...

I do hunger

I really really do

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why doe sno one ever do othat

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BACKWARDS BRACKETS

i've discoered a new thing!

yay me!

I should be pope now

the pope of chilli town!

yeehaw!

let's have ourselves another mass shooting

ya'll!

sorry just turned american

no disrescpectt

no disrespect to my American friends

i know mass shootings are no laughing matter

but so many things happen in the world now

horrible things

all you can do is laugh

really

humans

pretty bad aren't we

it'll take at least another thousand years for us to turn good

but at least I'll still be there in my robot body!

right?

oh

maybe not

maybe i'll be dead

and all this will have been for nothing

or maybe

I'll have this thing of the day stored in my robot body's databanks

that would be good

__________________________

I AM WACKy
I AM HE
WACKY IS ME
HE AM WACKY

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hahaha

i keep flashing back to that one classroom
maybe i'm about to time travel back there
do my whole life again
be cool
have better wanks

maybe


probably not thoug
 
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