CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I guess it's a thing of the day today
don't have antyhhing else planned in my head
so i'll just write a few random lines
like I'm doing now
and pass it off as a "thing" of the "day"
sorry
but really
what else am I going to d
not post anything
lol
HAHAHA
no
have to prove something
to prove I exist
have to put words on the internet
to leave my mark
it's my touching reality!
if I die some of my will live on hahahahahaha
no
I'll be fucking dead
I keepthinking about my skull
it's realy pretty small
and my brain lives in it
my small brain
of course we're no fucking better than animals
and we eat animals!
eat them all up
but we think if we die well there must be an afterlife or reincarnation or something
what about all those anaimslwith brains that we ate?
umm who cares
they're not us
WE'R EHE SPECIaL ONES BEASUe WE CAN MAKE WORDS APPEARON A SCREEN
lol
fucking skulls man
that's all that keeps us from squelching out into reality
thinkg your thoughts
your previous little thoughts
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Charles Horse decided to pull his own penis off.
But then the thought to himself "what will I pee out of then?"
So he decided not to.
He watched Countdown isntead.
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did the bum evolve so we can sit on it?
I mean the soft part
what is the evolutionary advantage of sitting?
probably because you can relax
yeah
that's it
the bum evolved so we could relax
probably before the bum people had to stand all the time
becaues it would hurt to sit
how lucky we are to have bums
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jar jar binks wasn't really that bad
lol no he was pretty bad
but hey
at least he wasn't a rapist
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Man: I am a man.
Woman: I am a woman.
Man: I like you.
Woman: Why?
Man: I don't know.
Woman: I don't like you I don't even know you.
Man: I just like your hair.
Woman: Okay, but I was born with it.
Man: Do you not like my manly arms?
Woman:Not really.
Man: Lucky we're both aliens from the future reading this then!
Woman: That IS lucky. And so is CaptainWacky! After reading the entire history of the human internet, we have elected HIM as the greatest human being to ever live and are making him the immortal ruler of Earth! He will be its unquestioned master and will have the power to make anyone sleep with him that he want to but it won't be rape for a technical reason! Also he'll be taller!
Man: Lucky guy!
Woman: I love him.
Man: Oh, HIM you love!
Woman: *does the Wacky shuffle*
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yeah
that's never going to happen
and if I was immortal and had the power to make people sleep with me
would I use that power
would that make me evil?
I don't know
eventually I'd get bored
and use it
or
I guess
I could use my immortality to make myself irrestitbalblejasgdbbb
hgas
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n
g
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use my immortality to make myself attractive to women
it would take a long time
but I'd be immortal!
yeah!
yeah
who cares
just going to die
just a squish lump of meat
don't have antyhhing else planned in my head
so i'll just write a few random lines
like I'm doing now
and pass it off as a "thing" of the "day"
sorry
but really
what else am I going to d
not post anything
lol
HAHAHA
no
have to prove something
to prove I exist
have to put words on the internet
to leave my mark
it's my touching reality!
if I die some of my will live on hahahahahaha
no
I'll be fucking dead
I keepthinking about my skull
it's realy pretty small
and my brain lives in it
my small brain
of course we're no fucking better than animals
and we eat animals!
eat them all up
but we think if we die well there must be an afterlife or reincarnation or something
what about all those anaimslwith brains that we ate?
umm who cares
they're not us
WE'R EHE SPECIaL ONES BEASUe WE CAN MAKE WORDS APPEARON A SCREEN
lol
fucking skulls man
that's all that keeps us from squelching out into reality
thinkg your thoughts
your previous little thoughts
__________________________________________
Charles Horse decided to pull his own penis off.
But then the thought to himself "what will I pee out of then?"
So he decided not to.
He watched Countdown isntead.
____________________________________________
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bumbu b
did the bum evolve so we can sit on it?
I mean the soft part
what is the evolutionary advantage of sitting?
probably because you can relax
yeah
that's it
the bum evolved so we could relax
probably before the bum people had to stand all the time
becaues it would hurt to sit
how lucky we are to have bums
____________________________________
jar jar binks wasn't really that bad
lol no he was pretty bad
but hey
at least he wasn't a rapist
____________________________
sfgldsfh
njf
hpn
ppfnbp
nhdfp
d
hgf
nnbbvcn
_________________
g
s
s
d
ds
h
h
s
h
ds
s
h
ds
______________________
Man: I am a man.
Woman: I am a woman.
Man: I like you.
Woman: Why?
Man: I don't know.
Woman: I don't like you I don't even know you.
Man: I just like your hair.
Woman: Okay, but I was born with it.
Man: Do you not like my manly arms?
Woman:Not really.
Man: Lucky we're both aliens from the future reading this then!
Woman: That IS lucky. And so is CaptainWacky! After reading the entire history of the human internet, we have elected HIM as the greatest human being to ever live and are making him the immortal ruler of Earth! He will be its unquestioned master and will have the power to make anyone sleep with him that he want to but it won't be rape for a technical reason! Also he'll be taller!
Man: Lucky guy!
Woman: I love him.
Man: Oh, HIM you love!
Woman: *does the Wacky shuffle*
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yeah
that's never going to happen
and if I was immortal and had the power to make people sleep with me
would I use that power
would that make me evil?
I don't know
eventually I'd get bored
and use it
or
I guess
I could use my immortality to make myself irrestitbalblejasgdbbb
hgas
sdf
n
g
c
use my immortality to make myself attractive to women
it would take a long time
but I'd be immortal!
yeah!
yeah
who cares
just going to die
just a squish lump of meat