CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
What if people din'd thave skin. What if they had plastic instead. or metal. Or metaphors. What if thy were just brains in jars. What if HITLER HITLER tHe JEWS HITLERS.
What if.
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"So can it be done, Professor Science? You keep saying these things but you won't tell me yes or no! Can a human live in a dream seemingly forever? Time moves differently in a dream. Last night my dream was so long that I felt tired when I woke up. I'd done so much. But in reality it had only last minutes. What if I could stay there? Dream forever? No need for time to pass. To never die. Can it be done, Professor Science? CAN IT?"
Of course Professor Science wasn't actaully a really person so he didn't get an answer.
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dhe dreame ddddddddddddddd
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he dreaed that his clcok was broken so he didn't know what time it was and maybe he'd never have to get up
but he still got up
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it doesn't matter what you do because it ends
so never do anythg?
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peole actually enjoy doing thuings thohg
not me
i'm ot ags
not a person
need a name for what I am
a no person
a noperson?
yep!
A NOPErson
that's it
I've solved it
that's what I eam
we need to be recognised as a group
that s my missionin life
tomake noperson a thing
nopeople we'd be called I guess
yeah
I need to write a scientific paperon the phenemon of hte noperson
it will be on wikipedia with a picture of me
it will explain how the rules of humanity do not apply
how i don't like anything
dont' feel anything
how I'm fucking nothing
finally the world will know
and they'll shrug in indffierence and say "probalby just making it up"
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DUM DUM DUMD UDMD
yeah
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yeah
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MOOP
moop is a new word
it means moop
you say it in a situation where you need to say moop
like "hey dude, moop!£
you know it moops!
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Man: I am a man.
Woman: Fuck you.
Man: Fuck you.
Woman: SEXIST!
THE END
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actually that's not accurate at all
d
don't read that
you bastard
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Woman: I am a woman.
Man: Yeah I can see your tits.
Woman: What?
Man: Fuck you!
THE END
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more accurate!
actually
if gender is just a social construct or something
then that means women are just as likely to be shits as men
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Man: Hi.
Woman: Hi.
Man: Let's kills ome children.
Woman: Okay.
THe END
____________________
yeah
chllilng
_______________________
Man: I hate Woman.
Woman: I hate Man.
Man: Let's have awesome hate sex.
Woman: ONly because I CHOOSE to.
_________THE END
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BRIKS
_______________________
___________________ENd The
stop
oKay stOP
the joke's over
I know this isn't life
it's obvious
you had me going for a whle
I almsot gave up hope
almost could have died and not even noticed
but I'm read now
I see it all
it's time
time to pull back he veil
reveal the TRUE nature of reality
it's time for me to live in the real wordl
this scam is over
let life begin
show me the truth
I'm ready
...
I'm still waiting....
What if.
________________________________________
"So can it be done, Professor Science? You keep saying these things but you won't tell me yes or no! Can a human live in a dream seemingly forever? Time moves differently in a dream. Last night my dream was so long that I felt tired when I woke up. I'd done so much. But in reality it had only last minutes. What if I could stay there? Dream forever? No need for time to pass. To never die. Can it be done, Professor Science? CAN IT?"
Of course Professor Science wasn't actaully a really person so he didn't get an answer.
_________________________________________
dhe dreame ddddddddddddddd
_________________________________________
he dreaed that his clcok was broken so he didn't know what time it was and maybe he'd never have to get up
but he still got up
______________________________________________
it doesn't matter what you do because it ends
so never do anythg?
__________________________________________
peole actually enjoy doing thuings thohg
not me
i'm ot ags
not a person
need a name for what I am
a no person
a noperson?
yep!
A NOPErson
that's it
I've solved it
that's what I eam
we need to be recognised as a group
that s my missionin life
tomake noperson a thing
nopeople we'd be called I guess
yeah
I need to write a scientific paperon the phenemon of hte noperson
it will be on wikipedia with a picture of me
it will explain how the rules of humanity do not apply
how i don't like anything
dont' feel anything
how I'm fucking nothing
finally the world will know
and they'll shrug in indffierence and say "probalby just making it up"
______________________________________
DUM DUM DUMD UDMD
yeah
______________________________________________
yeah
______________________________________________
MOOP
moop is a new word
it means moop
you say it in a situation where you need to say moop
like "hey dude, moop!£
you know it moops!
________________________________
Man: I am a man.
Woman: Fuck you.
Man: Fuck you.
Woman: SEXIST!
THE END
________________________________
actually that's not accurate at all
d
don't read that
you bastard
_____________________________
Woman: I am a woman.
Man: Yeah I can see your tits.
Woman: What?
Man: Fuck you!
THE END
____________________________
more accurate!
actually
if gender is just a social construct or something
then that means women are just as likely to be shits as men
_________________________________________
Man: Hi.
Woman: Hi.
Man: Let's kills ome children.
Woman: Okay.
THe END
____________________
yeah
chllilng
_______________________
Man: I hate Woman.
Woman: I hate Man.
Man: Let's have awesome hate sex.
Woman: ONly because I CHOOSE to.
_________THE END
_______________
BRIKS
_______________________
___________________ENd The
stop
oKay stOP
the joke's over
I know this isn't life
it's obvious
you had me going for a whle
I almsot gave up hope
almost could have died and not even noticed
but I'm read now
I see it all
it's time
time to pull back he veil
reveal the TRUE nature of reality
it's time for me to live in the real wordl
this scam is over
let life begin
show me the truth
I'm ready
...
I'm still waiting....