CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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a new format for thing of the day in 2016
I start by daying "ubm" five times
"bum" I mean
not "ubm2"
not "umb" I mean
I didn't mean "not "ubm2""
but it's not that either
yeah
there is no new format
just the usual shit
the robots reading this in the future have really noticed the decline in thing of the day
(I'm not saying the Earth will be ruled by robots in the future (but it could be) but the ruling lifeform will use robots to read over ancient internet postings. sorry to the robot asigned to read this!)
when they clone me in the future they'll probably use a much earlier version ofme
or maybe they'll make loads of clones from ever era
and make them fight to the death
please don't do that
I don't want to fight myself to the death
_____________________
aint' no place I can be since I find a place to pee
_________________________
nothing left
ereased it all
argued it all away
can't feel anything if you lack the mechanism for feeling
broke it
threw a spanner in there
busted it all up
can't feel
notin my capcity
burned away
scarred brain
_________________
MAN: HELLO I WANT A WIFE
Woman: You can't have me!
MAN: BUT I NEED SOMEONE TO LOOK AFTE RME
Woman: Have a robot!
(she gives him a robot.)
MAN: HI ROBOT PLEASE LOVE ME
Robot: Robot not capable of love.
MAN: BUT THAT ALL I WANTED!
Robot: Error, error.
(Robot explodes because it was programmed to give the man anything he wanted but can't give him the one thing he wanted.)
the end
________________________
fuckmenty
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SPOOGE BRAIN
_________________
if you like a spooge brain i'll show you one now you spooge in your brain and scoop it out with a spoon and eat it don't worr you wo'n't die the spooge keeps you alive
____________________
MUPPETS FULL OF CUM
____________________
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MINt
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HEY HeY WE'RE THE MONKEYS
AND WE KEEP ROBBING CLOWS
__________________________
clowns
the monkees
the monkees robbed clowns
the bastards
___________________________
hey hey I'm wakcy
and I'm a bitter prick whocan't feelaything
_______________________________
HEH HeY I'M A HITLER
_________________________________
do you thinkk Hitler ever stopped and thought "maybe that's a bitmuch"
_____________________________________
man: I LIKE CHEESE
woman: shut up
man: YOU SHUT UP
woman: I can't I'm only in your head!
______________________________________
hey hey i'm cheese man
short people are so short
how come they don't kill themselve
fucking short freaks
iH ATETHEM
________
not really
___________
I hate JEWISH PEOPE
not really
____________
I don't even feel hated
durp
_______________
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gh
aga
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rooer
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______________________________________yea
yeah this is the nedh
end
END
not nedh!
that would be sily1
a new format for thing of the day in 2016
I start by daying "ubm" five times
"bum" I mean
not "ubm2"
not "umb" I mean
I didn't mean "not "ubm2""
but it's not that either
yeah
there is no new format
just the usual shit
the robots reading this in the future have really noticed the decline in thing of the day
(I'm not saying the Earth will be ruled by robots in the future (but it could be) but the ruling lifeform will use robots to read over ancient internet postings. sorry to the robot asigned to read this!)
when they clone me in the future they'll probably use a much earlier version ofme
or maybe they'll make loads of clones from ever era
and make them fight to the death
please don't do that
I don't want to fight myself to the death
_____________________
aint' no place I can be since I find a place to pee
_________________________
nothing left
ereased it all
argued it all away
can't feel anything if you lack the mechanism for feeling
broke it
threw a spanner in there
busted it all up
can't feel
notin my capcity
burned away
scarred brain
_________________
MAN: HELLO I WANT A WIFE
Woman: You can't have me!
MAN: BUT I NEED SOMEONE TO LOOK AFTE RME
Woman: Have a robot!
(she gives him a robot.)
MAN: HI ROBOT PLEASE LOVE ME
Robot: Robot not capable of love.
MAN: BUT THAT ALL I WANTED!
Robot: Error, error.
(Robot explodes because it was programmed to give the man anything he wanted but can't give him the one thing he wanted.)
the end
________________________
fuckmenty
fuaskgag
asg
agagsagag
g
a
aphahpag99r
gfd
sfh
s
s
f
h
s
h
sh
_____________
asgoag
a
g
ag
goprepsheiphp
ehr
RGAHfa
SPOOGE BRAIN
_________________
if you like a spooge brain i'll show you one now you spooge in your brain and scoop it out with a spoon and eat it don't worr you wo'n't die the spooge keeps you alive
____________________
MUPPETS FULL OF CUM
____________________
fjdasg
ga
g
sa
g
ufkcmentythefuckingfacebookloveingfuckingfuckingreplytolkargirlsfatshitalldaybutyonwon'tfuckingtalktomeyoufuckingucnt
f
d
gG
gg
g
g
gdsg
sdg
g
fCfg
a
g
MINt
__________
HEY HeY WE'RE THE MONKEYS
AND WE KEEP ROBBING CLOWS
__________________________
clowns
the monkees
the monkees robbed clowns
the bastards
___________________________
hey hey I'm wakcy
and I'm a bitter prick whocan't feelaything
_______________________________
HEH HeY I'M A HITLER
_________________________________
do you thinkk Hitler ever stopped and thought "maybe that's a bitmuch"
_____________________________________
man: I LIKE CHEESE
woman: shut up
man: YOU SHUT UP
woman: I can't I'm only in your head!
______________________________________
hey hey i'm cheese man
short people are so short
how come they don't kill themselve
fucking short freaks
iH ATETHEM
________
not really
___________
I hate JEWISH PEOPE
not really
____________
I don't even feel hated
durp
_______________
a
gs
a
h
h
ah
a
gh
aga
hg
rooer
e
re
r
______________________________________yea
yeah this is the nedh
end
END
not nedh!
that would be sily1