CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
SO YEAH
I was going to start a new thread or something
someting important
or right
Write
or write a new cyborg chapter
or something
but maybe YoU DONT DESERVE IT
or
maybe
i'ts beacause I cut my finger on the toilet seat and ithurts totype
could be that
but I'm still posting a thing of the day
becasue even if A thing of the day is utter shit (and they usually are) I can then pass that off as "it was supposed to be utter shit lol"
os yeha you get a unique injured finger thing of the day
and what's with this fucking webite anyway?
all these years and the same shit is still happening
any with much fewer poeple
and I can't balem them
i don't know
the future robots don't have to put up with this
_____________________
man: HELLO I AM A MAN
woman: you don't have to shout. i'm glued to your chest.
man: Sorry. How come you is glued to my chest anyway?
woman: how come you ARE glued to to my chest.
man: I ain't! You is glued to mine!
woman: That's not what I meant...
man: Innit! So how this state of affairs exists, babe?
woman: please don't call me that.
man: but you remind me of the pig from the movie Babe!
woman: WHAT!
man: What? Would you rather I was calling you babe because I want to sex you? I find you repulsive. You shoud be happy. No inappropriate erections from me while you're glued to my chest, piggy.
woman: I think my friends glued me to you as a joke. they're always doing dumb stuff like that.
man: get some better friends then, babe. I hate having you glued to my chest! I was going to go down the burger bar and whistle at some hotties.
woman: Really?
man: nah, I is really an investment banker. And I was going to make an investment...IN THE SPERM BANK! BOOYAH!
woman: Okay, are you just acting like this as part of the joke? Did my friends put you up to it?
man: I don't know what you is meaning, babe. Hey, how come there's man with a gun?
Woman: fuck...
Hunter: They say the deadliest game is man. I disagree. I say it is a man with a woman glued to his chest. Run for you life!
Man: i can't run I have a woman glued to my chest.
Hunter: Folly!
(Hunter shoots man dead.)
Woman: So are you going shoot me too?
Hunter: Shoot a defenceless woman? Never!
Woman: But you just killed that poor guy.
Hunter: He was a man. They can defend themselves. A poor useless woman can't.
Woman: You fucking shitlord!
Hunter: I'll leave you now, in this jungle, glued to a man's chest, to starve to death...alone forever.
Woman: Shit, we are in a jungle!
THE END
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toetoe
ea
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rae
oro
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toes
why do we have toes
why not ten extra cocks insteads
they would be better
every time you kicked someone it would be like fucking them
imagine kicking a man to death with your cocktoes
hot
____________________________________________
fjlja
nothing about me is real
it's all been lies
even lying to myself
all along
and it will never be true
___________
the endg
g
dsh
gdo
h
dsh
s
h
see there is no proper end
agapah
ag
ah
just a ubnch of
yeah
a
g
ag
a
[g
ag
p
r
r
stuff
I was going to start a new thread or something
someting important
or right
Write
or write a new cyborg chapter
or something
but maybe YoU DONT DESERVE IT
or
maybe
i'ts beacause I cut my finger on the toilet seat and ithurts totype
could be that
but I'm still posting a thing of the day
becasue even if A thing of the day is utter shit (and they usually are) I can then pass that off as "it was supposed to be utter shit lol"
os yeha you get a unique injured finger thing of the day
and what's with this fucking webite anyway?
all these years and the same shit is still happening
any with much fewer poeple
and I can't balem them
i don't know
the future robots don't have to put up with this
_____________________
man: HELLO I AM A MAN
woman: you don't have to shout. i'm glued to your chest.
man: Sorry. How come you is glued to my chest anyway?
woman: how come you ARE glued to to my chest.
man: I ain't! You is glued to mine!
woman: That's not what I meant...
man: Innit! So how this state of affairs exists, babe?
woman: please don't call me that.
man: but you remind me of the pig from the movie Babe!
woman: WHAT!
man: What? Would you rather I was calling you babe because I want to sex you? I find you repulsive. You shoud be happy. No inappropriate erections from me while you're glued to my chest, piggy.
woman: I think my friends glued me to you as a joke. they're always doing dumb stuff like that.
man: get some better friends then, babe. I hate having you glued to my chest! I was going to go down the burger bar and whistle at some hotties.
woman: Really?
man: nah, I is really an investment banker. And I was going to make an investment...IN THE SPERM BANK! BOOYAH!
woman: Okay, are you just acting like this as part of the joke? Did my friends put you up to it?
man: I don't know what you is meaning, babe. Hey, how come there's man with a gun?
Woman: fuck...
Hunter: They say the deadliest game is man. I disagree. I say it is a man with a woman glued to his chest. Run for you life!
Man: i can't run I have a woman glued to my chest.
Hunter: Folly!
(Hunter shoots man dead.)
Woman: So are you going shoot me too?
Hunter: Shoot a defenceless woman? Never!
Woman: But you just killed that poor guy.
Hunter: He was a man. They can defend themselves. A poor useless woman can't.
Woman: You fucking shitlord!
Hunter: I'll leave you now, in this jungle, glued to a man's chest, to starve to death...alone forever.
Woman: Shit, we are in a jungle!
THE END
______________
g
s
f[h[
sj[s[i0j[
sj
rsiijporj
t
t
toetoe
ea
seooae
rae
oro
o
toes
why do we have toes
why not ten extra cocks insteads
they would be better
every time you kicked someone it would be like fucking them
imagine kicking a man to death with your cocktoes
hot
____________________________________________
fjlja
nothing about me is real
it's all been lies
even lying to myself
all along
and it will never be true
___________
the endg
g
dsh
gdo
h
dsh
s
h
see there is no proper end
agapah
ag
ah
just a ubnch of
yeah
a
g
ag
a
[g
ag
p
r
r
stuff