CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
brain is melted
held it in the fire
burned my brain
burned away my memories
you can't get back what you burn away
no more feelings
old turned to ash
nothing in my skull now
it's empty
just a single impulse rattling about
to survive i guess
but I'm just going through the motions
iam the motions
___________________________________
need a new continuing thing story idea
___________________________________
Billy the Rat
Kimmy the Kangaroo
Chas the Cheese
Alfred the Eagle
Mister BannedFucker
A dragon with no wings
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
__________________
no
nothing
_______________________
maybe my brain works better when it's colder
becaue i was just walking through the dark to pee
and it felt a bit better
maybe the burned away parts will grow back
if i post my brainon deep freeze
maybe i should do that
maybe
________________________
Man: I am a kidney.
Woman: WhaT?
Man: Sorry I meant to say I am a man. I don't know why I said kidney.
Woman: Maybe you're gay.
Man: Why would that make me say kidney?
Woman: I don't know.
Man: You're weird.
Woman: You're the one who said kidney!
Man: True.
Woman: We could have sex.
Man: Yes, let's.
(They Have sex.)
Woman: That was disappointing.
Man: I think I really am gay.
Woman: Oh, that makes sense. Let's be friends now.
Man: I am a kidney!
Woman: Hehe!
THE END
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that was nothign
nothing
g
f
dsg
d
sgjotning
noghitn
g
I already spellted it right
speltt
spellt
spelled
spelt
spellt
I don't like typing"spellt" beacsue I would have to look it up to see if it's right every time
but "spelled" sounds dumb
durr
but what to do
hey look at my starting sentences with "but" again
durr
i#m so ruddr
sersilly this is me trying to be smart
this!
me trying!
imagine what me like most of the time
durr
me dumb
durr
this me best stuff
durr
lol
nothing
_________________
maybe I should jus TPRETEND TO BE SOMETHBODY ELSE
THAT WOULD SOLVE EVeryTHIGN!"!"!!
_____________
MAYB EI SHOULD JUst go out aND Nut in A gIrL'S FACE EH INTERNEt FRIEND WHO tOLD ME tO dO THAT
YOu KNOw wHo you ARE
____________________
maybe I should just kill msyelf
killeth mineself
______________________
maybe I should just keep typing until I die
and let the future robots be my judge
____________________________
and yet i can't enjoy dumb tv shows
even though i'm dumb
the only part of my brain that is capalbe of intelligent thoughts is the part that judges tv shows
or maybe im' so incredibly dumb that i'm abnorallly dumb not standard human dumb so ic an't enjoy you r fucking aboslute shit big bang theory shite
maybe tha'ts it
cunts
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
is saying "maybe" a lot my new dumb thing
durr
like but
but maybe!
durr
____________________________________
dumb dumb dumb dumb dubm ubms
b
fg
your skull is so thing
imagine if a bullet just shot right through your fucking skull
right into yoru brain
right into you
you are your brain
imagine how fucking easiy it would be to destroy your fucking small pathetic human brain
why the fuck does anyone care about anything
________________
but no
everyone knows this
everyone knows about life
it's me that's wrong
i just have time to think about it eacsue i can't talk about normal think about normal things becasue i'm not fucking normlafg
dah
ah
a
phij
g
tTH
tha'ts it
no more thingsever
held it in the fire
burned my brain
burned away my memories
you can't get back what you burn away
no more feelings
old turned to ash
nothing in my skull now
it's empty
just a single impulse rattling about
to survive i guess
but I'm just going through the motions
iam the motions
___________________________________
need a new continuing thing story idea
___________________________________
Billy the Rat
Kimmy the Kangaroo
Chas the Cheese
Alfred the Eagle
Mister BannedFucker
A dragon with no wings
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
__________________
no
nothing
_______________________
maybe my brain works better when it's colder
becaue i was just walking through the dark to pee
and it felt a bit better
maybe the burned away parts will grow back
if i post my brainon deep freeze
maybe i should do that
maybe
________________________
Man: I am a kidney.
Woman: WhaT?
Man: Sorry I meant to say I am a man. I don't know why I said kidney.
Woman: Maybe you're gay.
Man: Why would that make me say kidney?
Woman: I don't know.
Man: You're weird.
Woman: You're the one who said kidney!
Man: True.
Woman: We could have sex.
Man: Yes, let's.
(They Have sex.)
Woman: That was disappointing.
Man: I think I really am gay.
Woman: Oh, that makes sense. Let's be friends now.
Man: I am a kidney!
Woman: Hehe!
THE END
__________________________________________
that was nothign
nothing
g
f
dsg
d
sgjotning
noghitn
g
I already spellted it right
speltt
spellt
spelled
spelt
spellt
I don't like typing"spellt" beacsue I would have to look it up to see if it's right every time
but "spelled" sounds dumb
durr
but what to do
hey look at my starting sentences with "but" again
durr
i#m so ruddr
sersilly this is me trying to be smart
this!
me trying!
imagine what me like most of the time
durr
me dumb
durr
this me best stuff
durr
lol
nothing
_________________
maybe I should jus TPRETEND TO BE SOMETHBODY ELSE
THAT WOULD SOLVE EVeryTHIGN!"!"!!
_____________
MAYB EI SHOULD JUst go out aND Nut in A gIrL'S FACE EH INTERNEt FRIEND WHO tOLD ME tO dO THAT
YOu KNOw wHo you ARE
____________________
maybe I should just kill msyelf
killeth mineself
______________________
maybe I should just keep typing until I die
and let the future robots be my judge
____________________________
and yet i can't enjoy dumb tv shows
even though i'm dumb
the only part of my brain that is capalbe of intelligent thoughts is the part that judges tv shows
or maybe im' so incredibly dumb that i'm abnorallly dumb not standard human dumb so ic an't enjoy you r fucking aboslute shit big bang theory shite
maybe tha'ts it
cunts
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
is saying "maybe" a lot my new dumb thing
durr
like but
but maybe!
durr
____________________________________
dumb dumb dumb dumb dubm ubms
b
fg
your skull is so thing
imagine if a bullet just shot right through your fucking skull
right into yoru brain
right into you
you are your brain
imagine how fucking easiy it would be to destroy your fucking small pathetic human brain
why the fuck does anyone care about anything
________________
but no
everyone knows this
everyone knows about life
it's me that's wrong
i just have time to think about it eacsue i can't talk about normal think about normal things becasue i'm not fucking normlafg
dah
ah
a
phij
g
tTH
tha'ts it
no more thingsever
